Consult a professional Dani in your vicinity to know if Dani is right for you!

Your life with Dani in it immediately gets: better, more exciting, fully filling, loss of

𝚄𝙿𝙻𝙾𝙰𝙳 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚄𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝙲𝙰𝙼 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙰𝙶𝙴?

fiendishly me

lemme bully you

you could stop me if you sat on my face first

what if i caved your skull in

Oh... at night... You don't say...

Great choice! It's just over these hills. 😍

I know a few cool places with rare 'mons. 🤫

We should go catching them sometime together 🥰

Why are we following me to the laundromat？

Ugh, so mean! 😾

Or that cute secretary.

YOU could have prevented this!

Oh well, time to wipe out a city block (for fun)

Okay, that didn't work before (because the site crashed, dumdum), let's try it again

Hey uh... lemme come over tonight

You've alerted the: Dani!

❗

Plus, I'm cute. 😛

Maybe heavily obfuscate the truth in small increments to have doubt gnaw at your sanity over a prolonged time, but outright lie? No. Nooo. Not to you. You're special. 🌟

I would never lie.

No, there's no sexy dark mystery twist to me.

Finger guns. Someone dies. Mad cute. ✌️ 🥰

Evil hags. That is all.

bust a bust bust bust bust

Gonna have a blast with April Fools.

Feelin' silly, also drop into my DMs if you look like this 😘

Gonna grab boba and head for the woods; wanna join me? 💖

🥺🙏 let's be nice to Dani!

❝‬‬ ℎ𝑒𝑦, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡? ❞