I'm thoroughly sick of the media romanticizing people like Latham as a "Firebrand" as in this piece. He is not a fucking 18th century pirate. Show some journalistic precision, and refer to him correctly as a "cunt". #auspol

I can't wait for the honey trap opportunity to say very accurate and unpleasant things about this shit-stain, when his long overdue expiration finally arrives. Will be a huge dopamine hit to cull from my list of friends anyone that dares to tut tut me about it.

An organisation funded by arms-dealers & child killers has smeared its filthy hands over Australia, pretending their purpose is to stop racism - when in fact their real purpose is to promote & support Israel's continuing atrocities. They're brainwashing local government now too. .

Same Shit. New Plumber #auspol

Crikey! A bit of a violent over-reaction from Penny. #auspol

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I'm sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation why Australia's Special Envoy to Combat Antisemitism hasn't commented on nationwide Nazi rallies 3 days ago. #auspol

Am I the only person reading this headline who's first thought was whether it is an 18 or 27 hole course?

IKEA, you can get absolutely stuffed with your safety warning stickers on bookshelves. It doesn't make me the slightest bit safer to glue these bastards on with what I can only assume is uranium enriched epoxy. #ikea

Slow Hand Clap. It is the "HOTTEST" 100. *NOT* the "BEST". Looking at you Newscorp, ABC, Guardian #hottest100.

At risk of becoming a global Pariah? AT RISK? FFS. Apparently this was published today, not a year ago. #gaza

Great playlist overall, but some weird and inexplicable choices. Then I remember we let anyone vote, and this guy is a Senator. #hottest100

Frantically looks around for a parachute #hottest100

Men at Work's 2nd best song :) #hottest100

Oh God. 'Horses'. Pretty sure I can't blame this atrocity on millenials/genZ. #hottest100

JJJ Announcer : "What would be your favourite track to jump out of a plane to?" Caller : "Ooooooh, 'My Happiness' by Powderfinger!" Me : "Yep! I'd jump out of the plane if they started playing that too!" #hottest100

Australia had a chance to be a leader, had a chance to be on the right side of history. The govt instead chose cowardice and implicit consent of genocide. France makes us look very pathetic www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

If Israel can't murder kids with impunity in any neighbouring country, and America can't fund the slaughter while building concentration camps to quash dissent, the world will be destabilized. Is that it??? You've. All. Lost. Your. Fucking. Minds.

AI to approve new drugs, eh? OK.. so after I take my new meds, I am going to be as good as new, but will have to get used to having an unexplained extra finger.

Scott Morrison AC? Well the A stands for 'Absolute'. Pretty sure we can all agree on the C.

The Israeli government is depraved. It's deliberately starving and murdering children. The world, and Australia, must make a stronger stand with sanctions. The people of Australia demand it.

Albo seems to have taken out the leader of 2 opposition parties. Quite the achievement unlocked. Pity he didn't score the hat-trick with that dried possum scrotum, Littleproud. #ausvotes25

17 visits to petrol stations, 17 conservative politicians looking for a new job. Coincidence? I think not.. #ausvotes25

James McGrath is not enjoying himself very much. The rest of the panel copping a lot of petulance right now #ausvotes25

Earned myself a snag with the onions on top, like the raving inner city lunatic that I am.

Looks like he has switched from winning to damage control now. Speak to the racist pack of rusted on bigots.

Cooked some taters in the coals of my campfire last night. I call this one "Dutch Cream Dutts". Unpalatable as it is, it would still make a better prime minister than its namesake. #auspol

@emilywurramara.bsky.social was magnificent tonight in Belco. You haven't lived until you have sung along to STFAFM with a few hundred people in the same room :-)

No shade on TC Alfred, but Queen Omega just blew the bloody roof off The Corner Hotel in Richmond. Someone call the SES.

This couldn't sound more ridiculous if #Dutton had promised to shirtfront the rockmelon guy.

This is what it looks like when people wanting democracy done better come together You can follow and support our endorsed candidate MICHELLE MILTHORPE here michellemilthorpe.com.au #Farrer #Auspol #Michelle4Fatrer #FightingForFarrer #TooSafeForTooLong #TooBigToBeIgnored #IndependentsDay

I don't care if your values are entirely aligned to mine, if I spot you posting obviously fake shit on here, you go in the bin.

It’s only February and we are on No 9 💔 @sherelemoody.bsky.social #auspol

#AUKUS is just a protection racket that Tony would be proud of. Nice country you got there.. Shame if anything was to happen to it..

Demand Austria supply Mar-a-Lago with a breeding pair of Koalas or face 25% tariffs.

Pretty sure Dan Tehan is more of a "cut the crusts off" kind of fellow, who would have an absolute hissy-fit if his Mum cut it into triangles instead of his preferred squares. #auspol

#ABC is just trolling us now. Once you see it, you can't unsee it..

David Spears may well be a perfectly nice man, but FFS, he and #Insiders and the rest of the *rabble at the ABC need a good thrashing with a 2kg bag of potatoes. *Laura Tingle not so much. #auspol

The only positive impact Albo is having on Australia is to increase the likelihood of minority govt. As far as Albo goes, I haven't been this let down and disappointed in something since I went a whole summer in 1978 without getting a free sunny boy. #auspol

".. the asteroid has a 1.3% chance of smashing into Earth on 22 December 2032" Nothing for us humans to worry about though. We'll already be gone by then.

This morning's playlist sorted. Didn't need some tech bro algorithm to work it out for me, either. Rest easy, Marianne x

Enjoying a mug of my favourite coffee, a wonderful single origin Columbian blend from 1961 Roasters in Melbourne. Hope this isn't too triggering for my USA mates who probably can't afford it anymore..

Michelle Milthorpe looks like a significant improvement over the incumbent. A parliamentarian intent on working for the electorate, rather than one out there spinning racist tropes and MAGA nonsense at the behest of her boss. #auspol

Damn right this statement should have come out in January 2024. Shameful it has taken this long to get to this point. Also, content is weak as piss.

uh oh! It's the internet's darling @brocklesnitch.bsky.social, with one of the best arguments about "wokeness in comedy" I've read - namely that hack comedians who are obsessed with it are just bad at their job. heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/p/comedians-...

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The world needs more Japanese Maples. It's one of my jobs to capture the babies in my yard and spread the love.