People that complain about the exercise they’ve CHOSEN to do should be shot

Wednesday already? Happy #humpday 🍑

Thanks for the well wishes on this. Would have replied to them all but was full of anxiety. But it’s done now, just need to wait for a yes or no

Good Morning 😊 After over 3 years of waiting I finally have my ADHD assessment this afternoon 😬

Evening 😏

Much much colour appearing daily now ☀️🌸🌺

Powers have been restored 🌈

Good evening, I would like to formally apologise for the volume of genital I have exposed you to over this most Holy of weekends. I pray forgiveness from you and hope that you will absolve me of my sins 🙏🏻😜

Good old reliable Evri as always, that isn’t my front door 🙄

Good morning lovelies 🥱

Beer with me

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓🥸

Oh yeah, it’s Friday tomorrow

I listened to that little music last month that Apple hasn’t even done me a Replay 🙈

Out of Office is on 🥳

Last day of work until Wednesday 😌 #Thirstday

It’s only the 1st of the month and I already need to not spend anymore money until payday, there is no self control 🤦🏻

There’s a guy on here who doesn’t follow me, but every couple of months will mass like a bunch of my posts, and I find it weird and slightly annoying. If he thinks he’s going to get a follow from me for doing it he’s a fool! 🖕🏻

Slept like shit again last night 🫩 A tired, grumpy and fed up boy this Tuesday 🤯

My timeline since I managed to mute all posts containing NGL links and responses 😌

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs.

Morning 🫩 Feel rubbish plus it’s Monday again 😩 Hope everyone has a good week #MCM #MonochromeMonday

Evening, how are we all? Hope everyone’s had a lovely weekend 😊 I’ve been in the garden all day even in the rain, must be mad but glad I got all I needed to done. Pics to follow when it’s less gloomy outside

Me, blocking someone...

Got a new handy man 😅

I flipping love Milkybar so much 😋🤤

Good morning 😊

Almost April and I’m just so frustrated by how poor this year has been for new music. Pinning all my hopes on Foo Fighters, LØLØ and Amy Shark for now

Definitely this one 💪🏻

A little advice after a conversation with a client. If you tell your home insurance company you have an intruder alarm and you don’t use it and you have a break in while you’re out, your insurance company will likely reject any claim. If you’ve paid £1000s for an alarm, use it 🙄

Thank god it’s finally Thursday #Thirstday

Completely lost all interest in working out lately and been eating too much 😔

Excellent news for a Tuesday morning in March!! 🙌🏻😅

Morning 😊

And we go again Monday Have an excellent week everyone 🖤🩶🤍 #mcm #MonochromeMonday

It happened again 🤭

Morning 😊

Tired now, need beer and pizza 🍕🍺😋

Been garden centre again 🙈

This absolute dope head of a cat 🤦🏻😅

Gays complaining about “unfunny” comedy shows but entertained by the braindead “Real Bints of Some Unimportant City” 😒

Cheers 🍻

Friday tomorrow 😏

Looks like another gorgeous day ☀️ #thirstday

Grass has had its first trim of the year ☀️

Little spot of green for the little spot of Irish in me ☘️🇮🇪

First client call back and the guy got shirty with me for not being able to recommend an electrician, my answer that the one we used to recommend has just retired was not good enough apparently. Maybe search for one on this thing called ‘the internet’ 🤯

Good morning Back to work I suppose 😔