Just seen an advert for Christmas at Kew ffs! 😩

Waiting for my boss to pay me so I can pre-order GTA 😬

Another day in the furnace 🫠 Stay hydrated gays 💦😜 #ThirstyThursday #Thirstday

I do love doing cardio when it’s this hot, already lost 1kg this week 💪🏻

I refuse to complain about this weather because I guarantee that for my week off in two weeks it’ll drop to 20C and piss with rain the entire week

Happy #humpday 🍑 The buns are feeling fresh out the oven this morning 😮‍💨🥵

One benefit of this heat is I’ve got all the towels washed, dried and back in the bathroom again in the space of 4 hours

Morning all 😊 Going for the skimpy shorts as my WFH outfit today, tomorrow may require even less clothing 😮‍💨

There’s a lot of similarities to being PM and being the Chelsea manager at this point. Burnham will come in, switch to a back 3, go on a 10 match unbeaten run, but then Angela Rayner will drop a clanger away to Ipswich and we’ll be back where we started

Morning all The start of the hottest week ever 🔥😅 #MCM #MonochromeMonday

Happy No-Fathers Day to all the folks with the most useless pointless sperm donors 💙

Seriously?! 🥵🔥

Sunny Sundays in the garden ☀️😎

Happy Sunday Gays ☀️

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

Was hoping for an Australia win 😩

Yay for Friday!! Start of a 4 day weekend (again 😆) Should probably go to a garden centre right?

Remembered I actually have a 4 day weekend so the Out of Office is on until Tuesday, now hand me a drink!

Good morning It’s my Friday and all that 😁

Gays complaining about the football are the same gays that are always saying things like ‘let people like what they like’ and ‘don’t post negativity’ which absolutely says it all really, double standards as per usual

Happy #humpday 🍑

Why do customers think it’s appropriate to send a text message to a business landline…who is still doing that in 2026, there’s this wonderful invention called email, not sure if you’re aware of it 🙄🤦🏻

Happy Tuesday gang! ✌🏻

Monday here we go again #MCM #MonochromeMonday

Goooood morning 😁

This guy was hogging the exercise bike, hate this kind of gym bro

Finally woken up feeling half normal at last just in time for the weekend

The sky suddenly just turned so gay 🌈

The fact we’re already at the time of year when they start announcing Strictly contestants is a bit scary

I used to work in Republic (if anyone remembers them) and an 8 min long dance remix of Set Fire To The Rain used to come on at least twice a day. I hated that job and I still hate that song because of it

Still at deaths door, Happy frigging Wednesday 🤒😢

I’ve taken the risk and just booked the 19th November off work, you watch Rockstar change the release date again now

Morning all 😊 Feeling marginally better today, but my head is so stuffed up I can hear barely hear so that’s fun

Good morning Despite the thirst I still feel like complete hell, looks like it’s going to be a great week 🙄🤧 #MCM #MonochromeMonday

These are a yes! 😋

Did some gardening even though I feel like death…it was a stupid decision

Be lovely if the sun was out

Of course I’ve come down with a stinking cold in June 🤧 Hope everyone has a good weekend 💙

How I’ve been feeling about this app lately 🫤

Post an album you’ve listened to 100 times.

Don’t ever bother trying to go out of your way not to disrupt or disturb your neighbour’s when you’re having work done because for some people nothing is good enough they’ll find something to whinge about…I need a beer! 🤯

Not paying £194 each for a Hoopla ticket when I was the queue from 8:30 and all the £144 tickets had gone by the time I got through, and the more expensive ones don’t even get you anything extra, bloody joke 🤬

Good Morning 😊

May’s Soundtrack 🎵

Is it the weekend yet?

Something has bitten me and now my arm looks like Popeye’s 💪🏻😅

Back to normal today, regret not booking the entire week off 😩 Have a great Tuesday 😊

What a weekend 🏳️‍🌈

Thank you Hoopla, you’ve given me incredible performances from Jane McDonald, Five and Scissor Sisters, and the surprise of Trinny & Susanna, Belinda Carlisle, Kelly Osbourne and Sir Ian McKellen, same again next year!! 🌈💙

Ready for Hoopla Day 2 🌈