Stop calling them Nazis. They are doing Nazi shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS. Stop calling them Fascists. They are doing Fascist shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS. That’s who is killing innocent Americans. That’s who is shielding pedophile rapists from consequences. That’s who. REPUBLICANS.

Head Like a Hole -nin ‘89, it counts.

Didn’t this asshole just get a soccer trophy for peace or something?

Wish I wasn’t reposting this today…

Last FLGS #rpg score of the year from Dark Future in Portland. I find treasure. Every. Time:

I used an OSR system for communal storytelling! Fuck you! I ran a dungeon crawl with a story game! Fuck all y’all! I had fun both times! Eat my whole butt! Let’s all fight about the dumbest possible shit!

Public Access is super fun to play. It’s the game I wouldn’t shut up about, so much so that my genius daughter made me this shirt:

Getting the house ready for Krampusnach.

I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me. Fuck Harry Potter

One of my favorite artists and people, Skullboy, is making an illustrated book of Demons as part of OSE Month. Follow it on Backerkit! www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

In media res. It’s where you start a story when the character is almost halfway through eating an average hamburger. This joke took three different languages to write, and it still ain’t that funny.

Ack-shually, if it’s not from the Trebuchet region, it’s just a sparking catapult.

How did Peacemaker not get gotdam Emmy? Penguin is great, but Peacemaker is ART, fr.

preparing myself for 2026:

sometimes, wordle really gets me. ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Thinking about finding a part-time office job for the sole purpose of abusing printer privileges. so, so many pdfs...

Magic Item: Ambu-Lance Lance +2, requires attunement by a cleric or paladin On a successful attack roll, the welder may choose to do negative damage (magical healing) to the target. The wielder may then move the target to a safe place within close range.

#rpg #solorpg pitch: Breaking Bud A golden retriever with dog cancer decides to raise money for veterinary treatment by cooking and distributing meth. You always succeed at doing dog stuff. Drug dealer stuff is dangerous. you’re finishing up a fresh batch as lab door is kicked in. Who are they?

I counted up all the #ttrpg systems on my shelf that I’ve never actually played. There‘s a lot. So I’m gonna need everybody to STOP MAKING RAD RPGS immediately. Just long enough for me to catch up. so like, a year? Maybe two? Thank you for your attention to this matter. Also, looking for players…

enlightened old school player? Progressive grognard? wokenard? wokenard.

I remember the good ol’ days when the right would carefully construct plausible lies to convince people of a larger, cohesive false narrative. Now it’s just a constant stream of shit to convince people that objective truth/reality is unknowable.

that‘s some bullshit, Wordle. 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩

Hey! You! #rpg player! It’s more interesting for everyone if we don’t know your PC’s entire backstory before the action even starts. Keep it secret. Or don’t even decide yet. You know how in movies and books, we only learn about characters’ abilities and past as the story advances? Do it that way.

I have spent some time with this game, and I hereby declare it to be Fun. I also have to say, this system is elegant, even beautiful, from a mathematical perspective. Every time I play it I find myself delighted at how the numbers work. Chef‘s kiss all around.

I don’t post much, but I’m curious about @profanity.accountant

WHPA is PWYW on DTRPG OMG WTF LOL BRB

finna order some frames for these dope prints by @gravy.press Buy art from humans!

I don’t get it. They claim to hate trans people, but they keep playing Xmas songs from that one Siberian Orchestra. Maybe it’s ok if you’re Russian?

Sometimes I just want to play vanilla #dnd instead of any of the other #rpg that are objectively better. I really think it’s because I spent so long learning all those fucking rules, and I don’t want to believe that was a huge waste of my time. It’s still fun. Lotta math. Lotta lookin shit up.

These two are gonna kiss and make horrible misshapen babies.

🤐🐷

16yo genius daughter says, “D&D is Windows, Pathfinder is Mac, everything else is Linux. Linux is basically always better.“ #rpg #dnd #notdnd

In my dream last night, I was offered a dream job. I was to play every game ever published by @gshowitt.bsky.social No reviews, no prep as GM, just to _play_ everything. I still managed to generate some anxiety around my ability to complete the task before the deadline (my death). Who’s hiring?

Thinking about safety tools in relation to #solorpg what’s out there? Starforged gives you permission to rewind/retcon, what else is there? What does a player do if they manage to hurt their own feelings? Do they set their own boundaries? If they never push up against them, are they missing out?

Almost won this #gaslands death race. Got blown up on the next turn, rolled over the line as a flaming wreck…

So, Epstein‘s brother didn’t ask if Putin _had_ pictures of T blowing Bubba, he asked if Putin had _the_ pictures. A major semantic distinction. I believe he could survive politically if he shot someone on 5th avenue, but will mucho macho MAGA forgive him for blowing a dude on 5th avenue?

Ugh. I spent some time down a rabbit hole, trying to find a physical copy of Trophy Dark #rpg online. Now all the ad feeds in my browser are shiny little congratulatory statues. Which is not so terrible, I suppose. Still want that book, though.

I hear president dipshit wants the new Washington stadium named after himself. They should call it The Pedolands.

Wishing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social would serve some Lil Cardamom bars with Bad Bunny at that football game.

I’m assuming billionaires eat better food than we normal folk. I’m wondering if that makes them more tasty? Like, marbled or whatever. No reason.

it hasn't helped sell any mags but it appears our nonsense on here has just pushed our account over 5K 'followers', so let's embrace that as some kind of achievement! Like & repost this to be in with a chance to win every in-print issue of Wyrd Science & a t-shirt of your choice*

PSA for everyone going to protests