Is it weird that I only just heard about Quinn’s Quest because of Public Access?

*Not to repost my own skeety bon mots here, but I rather hope that this observation is just some trippy cyberpunk riffing, and doesn't reveal itself as somber, omnipresent cyberpunk-social-realism twenty years later

Quick heads-up for the folks who’ve decided it’s ok to use “retarded” as a denigration: if you persist in this behavior, you may find it difficult to pick your teeth off the ground with ten broken fingers. themoreyouknowrainbow.gif

Given time, enough space, and adequate food, all kobolds can potentially become dragons. This is the premise of my new #rpg, Psycho Kobold Murderer.

Whoever is in charge of naming all the weed strains is the same person that names all the snowboard tricks.

Public Access is one of my all-time favorite games, @jasoncordova.bsky.social is in my top 5 game designer list, @thebadspot.bsky.social is a top 3 Podcast (all podcasts, not just AP). Today is an exciting day for this rpg fanboy, I’m going for a long drive.

Last night I dreamt i was as riding on Zok (the laser dragon from Herculoids). When I woke up, I remembered that Herculoids actually existed and was my very favorite cartoon. I had to google to see if it was even real, or a product of my addled imagination.

His name is Calvin Ball, and he’s changing the rules to stop ICE. www.wbal.com/calvin-ball-...

My new rpg is classless. By which I mean, it totally has classes, but they‘re called something else. Also, it‘s not at all stylish or excellent. So it’s classless in multiple ways. Suck it, nerds.

A rare and special treat: I got to play Liminal Horror #trrpg with the guy what wrote it, @goblinarchives.itch.io at my very most favorite game store/record shop/vegan punk rock bar, Dark Future. Basically, a perfect day.

I really wish we could fast-forward to the part where everyone vehemently denies having ever supported or voted for him.

I received the redux/reissue of TMNT & Other Strangeness #rpg book as a holiday gift. It’s still a horribly designed game, full of typos and contradictory rules. And I love it. I’ve filled up two notebooks with new character builds. Nostalgia overload. Might even try to play it. Maybe.

Gonna let my player build a cleric pc and then kill all the gods. Cool mace, you fucking dweeb. #dnd #notdnd #iamtheworstgm

This is the coolest thing of the day. You know what, fuck it, I’m using an exclamation point for this. This is the coolest thing of the day!

Couldn’t we just have the soccer dudes give him another bigboy medal, but in the shape of Greenland?

I can’t pinpoint the exact moment in time when this changed, but I used to be upset when #dnd #5e got canceled. Now, I feel relieved. I can play (or just read) a good #ttrpg instead.

Played 2nd session of #daggerheart #rpg last night. It’s starting to come together for me, system-wise. Still seems very fiddly, but that’s the gimmick I guess. Loving the mechanical benefits of teamwork. I’m still pondering the inherent player vs GM dynamic. I need to run it myself, I think.

Stop calling them Nazis. They are doing Nazi shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS. Stop calling them Fascists. They are doing Fascist shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS. That’s who is killing innocent Americans. That’s who is shielding pedophile rapists from consequences. That’s who. REPUBLICANS.

Head Like a Hole -nin ‘89, it counts.

Didn’t this asshole just get a soccer trophy for peace or something?

Wish I wasn’t reposting this today…

Last FLGS #rpg score of the year from Dark Future in Portland. I find treasure. Every. Time:

I used an OSR system for communal storytelling! Fuck you! I ran a dungeon crawl with a story game! Fuck all y’all! I had fun both times! Eat my whole butt! Let’s all fight about the dumbest possible shit!

Public Access is super fun to play. It’s the game I wouldn’t shut up about, so much so that my genius daughter made me this shirt:

Getting the house ready for Krampusnach.

I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me. Fuck Harry Potter

One of my favorite artists and people, Skullboy, is making an illustrated book of Demons as part of OSE Month. Follow it on Backerkit! www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

In media res. It’s where you start a story when the character is almost halfway through eating an average hamburger. This joke took three different languages to write, and it still ain’t that funny.

Ack-shually, if it’s not from the Trebuchet region, it’s just a sparking catapult.

How did Peacemaker not get gotdam Emmy? Penguin is great, but Peacemaker is ART, fr.

preparing myself for 2026:

sometimes, wordle really gets me. ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Thinking about finding a part-time office job for the sole purpose of abusing printer privileges. so, so many pdfs...

Magic Item: Ambu-Lance Lance +2, requires attunement by a cleric or paladin On a successful attack roll, the welder may choose to do negative damage (magical healing) to the target. The wielder may then move the target to a safe place within close range.

#rpg #solorpg pitch: Breaking Bud A golden retriever with dog cancer decides to raise money for veterinary treatment by cooking and distributing meth. You always succeed at doing dog stuff. Drug dealer stuff is dangerous. you’re finishing up a fresh batch as lab door is kicked in. Who are they?

I counted up all the #ttrpg systems on my shelf that I’ve never actually played. There‘s a lot. So I’m gonna need everybody to STOP MAKING RAD RPGS immediately. Just long enough for me to catch up. so like, a year? Maybe two? Thank you for your attention to this matter. Also, looking for players…

enlightened old school player? Progressive grognard? wokenard? wokenard.

I remember the good ol’ days when the right would carefully construct plausible lies to convince people of a larger, cohesive false narrative. Now it’s just a constant stream of shit to convince people that objective truth/reality is unknowable.

that‘s some bullshit, Wordle. 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩