12 year old me trying to act normal in my mom's car like i didn't just receive a "i can't do this anymore... goodbye" text from an online friend that lives across the country

Enough time has passed

so there’s this best album ever made in the entire history of all albums that have ever been made literally ever

Omg wait hi i forgot this app existed

if ur laying in bed but haven’t brushed ur teeth yet, go do that before you fall asleep!! i know it sucks to get up but it’s literally only two minutes of ur time and you’ll feel SO much better after and can fall asleep peacefully and clean! your future self will thank you TRUST❤️

Seated for Wicked round 5

WHAT THE FUCK Y’ALL HELP I BENT DOWN TO PICK UP A FORK A GUEST DROPPED AND THE BACK OF MY PANTS RIPPED WIDE OPEN RIGHT IN FROMT OF THEM OHMYGOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER PAIR

Seated for Wicked round 4

Seated for Wicked round 3

i genuinely love the wicked press tour omg every interview where they start crying i wanna start crying right along with them, like even without seeing the movie i can fully understand why they get so emotional and how special the bond is. it’s so beautiful and getting me so excited to see the film

how was this not #1 for 20 weeks straight? music.apple.com/us/album/all...

was holding phone in one hand and a cup of water in the other, and meant to throw my phone onto my bed and place the cup down on my desk, but instead just THREW THE FULL CUP OF WATER ONTO MY BED???????

is this too greedy?

KENDRICK NEW ALBUM IS SO FUXKING GOOD BITCH IM SICK

goodnight gay people you are all so beautiful and strong and important. you should be so proud of yourself and all your growth, it doesn’t go unnoticed. you are capable of anything and deserve the world. everyone in your life is so lucky to have you in theirs. please take care of yourself❤️

Rain is literally so freaking awesome

Straight men discuss me🤢🤢🤢

Need a man whose pulse feels just like a sledgehammer

when i got called a fvggot and punched in the face at a bar but then my ex said that i looked hot with a black eye

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

good morning you BEAUTIFUL gay people. it’s a brand new day and another chance to be an even better version of yourself. it’s a new opportunity for you to have a positive experience or interaction, which you certainly will. please take care of yourself today, you’ve got this❤️

The world is like literally my oyster

you could hear a fucking PIN DROP when the credits started rolling in this SOLD OUT SHOWING OF ANORA. MY FUCKING JAW. like gagged isn’t even the word. i couldn’t even get up from my seat for a solid 20 minutes. that was the craziest feeling i have ever felt in my life. what a fucking masterpiece

Enough time has passed

What a night. What a movie. What a song. What a life.

ANORA OH MY GOD I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I ATE. I GOT SHOT. I HAD SEVERAL EPIPHANIES. I CAN LITERALLY TASTE MY HEARTBEAT RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE I CAN FUCKING FLY YOU GIYS. YOUUUUY GUYSSSSSSS THAT WAS HANDS DOWN RHE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE ACTUSLLY EVER WHAT THE FUCK WHAT A LITERAL FREAKING MASTERPIECE

ANORA WAS GENUINELY THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING OHMYGOD WOW IM AT A COMPLETE LOSS FOR WORDS. EVERY SINGLE ASPECT WAS PURE PERFECTION. MIKEY MADISON BEST ACTRESS OF OUR GENERATION GIVE HER EVERY AWARD EVER I WAS SO CAPTIVATED

chipotle just doesn’t hit the same anymore without the e. coli

they somehow managed to make the loudest song ever even louder music.apple.com/us/album/hea...

good morning gay people it’s a BEAUTIFUL day to be alive and a brand new chance for you do even just one small thing for yourself that will bring you some joy today, which you deserve. take care of yourself❤️❤️ YOU’RE THAT GIRL and are capable of anything. YOU’VE GOT THIS

last year at a party this guy kept staring at me and when i finally locked eyes he immediately walked right up to me, grabbed my head with both hands, and forced me into a kiss, pulling me rly hard into him for 5-6 seconds before i was able to throw him off & saw his friend FILMING IT WITH FLASH ON

shit definitely does kinda suck right in this moment, but like objectively life really did get so much better after moving out omg i wish i could go back and tell suicidal high school me that we’re literally chillinnnnnnnnnnn like life is actually cool as fuck and i LOVE being gay so so so much

I just had blueberry waffles and they were so yummy you guys

the way i used to hookup with guys in a home depot parking lot……

got with a guy last year who stopped mid hookup to reveal he was a big fan of my twitter and brought up specific recent tweets he laughed at and i instantly went soft and couldn’t get hard again after that bc i felt so weird and now i’m so embarrassed that his perception of me is that i can’t finish

when i hooked up with this guy and then found his twitter a few days later and he had a tweet from the morning after that said “this guy on here that y’all think has the funniest online presence is actually so fucking boring irl… didn’t laugh once”

the first time i ever hooked up with a guy i deadass tried to pretend that i came… like with my WHOLE chest told him i just finished with a straight face bc ig i just didn’t wanna keep going??? and he was was like girl what no literally you didn’t but i stood ten toes down and kept insisting i did

HARMONIES EVEN TIGHTER THAN I AM music.apple.com/us/album/sof...

deli i’m waiting for my food in is playing christmas music and this is the first time ive heard any this year and why’d it deadass just bring a tear to my eye omg i needed this… it’s so beautiful

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDD music.apple.com/us/album/sof...

goodnight gay people, please be easier on yourselves! you’ve overcome so much and i'm so proud of you for growing into the person you have, you've come so far and it doesn’t go unoticed. you are NOT alone! you are so beautiful and loved and important and things WILL look up soon

even if we weren’t twitter oomfs, i want new BLOOMFS

Gay = Beautiful

doechii is exactly who she thinks she is

me trying to figure out what time hannah montana was coming on when the promo would say "8/7 central"

My Strangers: Prey at Night painting

Call me Demi the way I Lov-a-toe

if we’re twitter oomfs and i haven’t followed back yet sorry i’m still figuring out this interface and am also not really on here that often yet so just reply to this and i gotchu rn

she had the tea…

i don’t make anything gross, but i’ll post my best dish to show off my cooking skills and make everyone who’s not there jealous