SAFER SEX Expired condoms can be used as finger cots for anal play, on toys for hygiene reasons, and even as a hair tie in a pinch.

If i can't see it and i wrote the ad. How do they see it when they refuse to READ the ad?

When starting up in the industry, especially if doing BDSM work, google the name you’d like to go by to make sure there isn’t another worker already using it. Especially when referring to BDSM workers, using another workers in use name is considered very rude and a no no.

Not doing it is a form of self care.

LINK YOUR CONTENT Most directories have an option of providing a link to your online content page in your ad, utilise this feature to direct extra traffic to your page

Noped outta that real quick.

LINKED UP Be aware that some link sites don’t support adult content websites. Linktree will not allow OnlyFans links posted. Try milkshake, allmylinks, swlinks or bitly link instead.

Love it when they get it right!

TIME YOUR BOOKINGS If you dislike setting alarms during your bookings, make playlists that directly correspond to the length of your bookings (30m, 1 hour, ect). That way when the music stops playing you’ll know the time is up!

Can't wait to meet them. 💚

CHECK YOUR MONEY Teach yourself how to identify fake notes by using the scrunch test and other fake note detection methods.

Wrecked every time! 😂

GET PAID SAFELY Never allow clients to pay you via PayPal! These transactions can easily be reversed, and SW is against PayPal’s terms of service, which means they can legally confiscate any money in your account.

We look good out together.

DEPOSIT YOUR CASH If you feel judged when depositing cash at the bank, try depositing at Australia Post instead. You can withdraw cash at Australia Post too!

Me earning my 🏆

USE AUTOFILL TEXT Most phones will allow you to generate autofill text shortcuts. Use this to your advantage by creating an auto-fill short cut for messages you regularly send such as rates. Instead of having to type your rates out with auto-fill you can type ‘xrates’ & your rates will auto-generate

We take turns

COPY & PASTE Keep a notes file in your phone with commonly asked information (such as your deposit details) that you can easily copy and paste when texting with clients.

How many beds have you broken, do you think?

DEPOSIT POLICY Make sure to have your deposit policy clearly listed on your website in order to fulfil your legal obligations as a business.

*Instant rage*

WATCH OUT Watch out for recording technology such as fake glasses. Get clients to leave all personal belongings outside room, if they really need glasses make sure to inspect them first for a hidden camera.

Cry harder bro the price will only go up.

DON’T FORGET Set reminders in your calendar when you update your ads of when your package will expire so you know when you will need to update again.

You didn't specify what kind!

USE DATA ANALYSIS TO SAVE MONEY Ask your clients which directory they found you through, collate and analyse the data to show you which sites you should be investing your advertising budget into.

There is always a reason.

MIX IT UP If you have the ability to, try working on different days and times. You may find a pattern emerge. Different workers often make different amounts of money on different days/times. Find out what works best for you.

Why even send an empty booking form!?

UTILISE APPS There are a few different apps out there you can use to record data about your business such as hours worked, $ earned and clients seen. BSC recommends Ruby the App, it’s designed by a swer for swers!

Whats your most absurd " I want the booking now" story?

BUDDY UP Use the buddy system, have a trusted friend or co-worker who you can check in with before and after a booking, and have a plan in place for what they should do if you don't respond to a check in.

Why would you think you can ask that?

PROTECT YOUR IDENTITY Don’t share images between your private and sw socials. If you use a selfie as your private social media or dating profile don’t post it to your work socials or ads. Never connect the two.

*Rage Increasing*

MAKE IT EASY Put the most important information (like location) at the top of your ad in bold.

Sex work is work.

GET TESTED Instant Scripts and Stigma Health provide easy methods of organising your testing online

Not one word of truth here 😂

DEPOSIT HACK You can deposit cash at Australia Post, between $4-9K per transaction depending on your bank.

Or to pay a deposit.

PAY IN CASH You can pay your bills, land tax, council rates, and ATO bills at Australia Post in cash.

Protect the newbies!

SEO HACK When you buy a domain for your website, buying similar domains and pointing them to each other helps for SEO and human error with typos.

Honestly if you bend me that way, what happens is your own fault.

FIRST AID Many community organisations offer first aid courses as well as Naloxone training for free. Find one in your area!

What's your pre shift ritual?

GET VAXXED FOR FREE Thorne Harbour Health in Melbourne and KRC in Sydney offer free MPOX vaccinations.

They only get mad they have to pay us.