King of the Hill episode where Dale is trying to come up with a face-saving excuse to not join some militia friends at the border and Hank diffuses a standoff between federal & state forces with a speech about how you need the grill AND the propane for the perfect steak.

Weeds and Breaking Bad kinda sorta have the same protagonist arc. Walt is a worse person than Nancy, though. Even he admits at the end he did it for himself because he liked it. Nancy had more genuine concern for her family. Didn't work with fuckin' Nazis either.

It's so joever for DeSantis. Aaron Bean, a Republican from Florida who DeSantis personally helped get elected, just endorsed Trump. His base is fleeing. Both Trump & DeSantis would be extremely dangerous as president, so it's not a huge relief or anything, but it's kind of entertaining to watch.

Vault 76 was one of the only Vaultec vaults to not do fucked up experiments on those inside thanks to Joe Manchin holding up the “Don’t Let Babies Starve Act” unless he could get that guaranteed

"The Trump vaccine is the best, the greatest, the most incredible vaccine in the history of vaccines, folks. Nobody does vaccines like we do here in America, believe me. It's tremendous. *overly enunciated* M. R. N. A. We can save the ivermectin paste for the horses now, folks."

JPEGs that were just a massive, runaway success immediately! Moonbirds had everything they could ever dream of handed to them on a platter and every networking connection you could ever need and still fumbled big time, far worse than other big name projects when the 2022 NFT crash hit.

The South seceding transformed Abraham Lincoln from completely unradical center-left nice guy to the sort of fellow who would have loved to build a Liberty Prime-style robot that shouts John Brown quotes as it fires rocket launchers at plantations

how the Civil War went down: Lincoln: i won the election! i'm an abolitionist, but obviously i lack the power to really do anything about the South, i don't want war!! The South: WE QUIT Lincoln: *laser eyes mode activated*

Guy who supports House in Fallout. Not the New Vegas magnate, mind you. The House that is the only man who can truly cure all of the effects of the radiation and FEV, once and for all.

*guy writing a K-Pop song with writer's block voice* ugggh, do I do a du-du-du-du-du or a da-da-da-da-da?!

when jesus goes on HRT and gets her first girlgasm, call that the second coming

Feels like with social progress, you can make big inroads with the middle-of-the-road folks, but nothing will stop the super hateful fringe from existing. E.g. the average Joe now has nothing against trans people at all, but nothing will stop the far right from wanting us murdered.

Mad Max, satisfied that the wasteland was finally at peace and healing, turned to his true passion, a fishing supply store called That's Bait

Generic cereal Lucky Charms: some BS name like Auspicious Amulets, marshmallows have terrible texture Frosted Flakes: also just called Frosted Flakes, based and delicious

Biden basically did the Jeremy Clarkson meme to him

We now have to defeat Safer Kissinger, though he can be instantly defeated with a single summon of Knights of the Hague

Yub Nub is playing around me, and I look over and see the force ghosts of Bourdain and Hitchens smiling at me.

Finally, he gets peace

*touches earpiece* getting word that they are finally opening the long-planned Tenth Circle of Hell

I saw someone on reddit say MCU has the "industry best" CG and... ugh, just... no. Marvel relies so much on green screens, so much of it is quantity over quality. The best CG requires using some constraint, have more physical sets and practical props and effects, into which it can be blended.

Eh, they aren't really meaningfully different in this regard. Most NFT flipping is focused on pump-and-dump garbage backed by paid influencers that never peaks high in price, just above what you would pay to mint. The press just largely focused on stuff like 6-figure cartoon monkeys.

TFW you ask Grok about Elon

you're telling me a crow shayed this sweater?

Yeah, I mean, it really makes you want to surrender to your baser womanly instincts, just be a total bottom and let yourself be used Oh wait, wrong prog 🤭

Crash Bandicoot once bungled an attempt at losing his virginity because he thought “wear protection” meant an Aku Aku mask

the Ricotta Regatta, an event where the finest rowers row boats made of lasagna noodles

I don't think that normalizing women being subby good girls for their partner is going to have the effect they want on their eggs of their "sons" 😆

Handwaving the reactionary, racist tendencies of white voters as voter suppression is as counter-productive a standpoint as embracing stuff like Settlers by J. Sakai that portrays white Americans as inherently evil. We can make the US way better, but not without confronting our deeply racist past.

Heisenberg implies the existence of Losenberg, a man who goes on a journey from a drug kingpin to beloved community pillar

just when I thought the FTX shitshow couldn't get any worse

Thorne’s hrt delivery is woefully late. 😖 Anyone in the ATL area have any estrogen/spiro or know where we can get some quickly? Can pay. Have been doing diy so no prescription at the moment.

Lmao, this tweet is almost a decade old

HOLY SHIT, THIS LOOKS SO GOOD!! Even better than Pt. 1!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVL...

Headcanoning this merchant dude in Neon as Todd's self-insert

Two takes about Breaking Bad I'm so tired of seeing over and over so often: - he cared about the fly but he cooks in termite-infested homes! (you missed the point of "Fly") - the real villain is for-profit healthcare (it does suck, but Gretchen & Elliot offered to pay for his treatment)

TIL one of my favorite X-Files episodes was not only written by Vince Gilligan, but Bryan Cranston's performance in it is why he wanted him as Walter White.

the rangoon, mother

Call me LuckyMorpheus, or just Morpheus. I love girls, drawing, and history. Ask me about history at your own risk, I *will* ramble. A few of my SFW draws from previous months.

oh shit, oh fuck, they made General Grevious real

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Freddy Lounds, before & after HRT

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