Timekeeper: Reason for tardiness?
Me: There was a cat.
Timekeeper: And? The world doesn't stop for cats.
Me: It wanted a cuddle.
Timekeeper: Really? Well, anyway, we have Rules. Strict Ones. No cat can disturb--
Me: It purred.
Timekeeper: *nods* Tardiness justified. You may enter.
#TrueStory
11 days ago