Someone needs to invent a movie cafe where you can watch an episode of Great British Bake Off and get a sample of everything they bake in the episode.

Anyone else feeling the pressure to start buying controversial books because they’re expecting the worst?

Was reminded of that one time I accidentally stumbled upon the gay cruising wooded area of Prospect Park with my dog.

Walking around NYC…. I really was a different girlie when I lived here.

Grocery shopping together is an underrated friend date.

Merry Chrimbo ya filthy animals

Imagine being mad at me when I accidentally kill myself as the dissident in Lockdown Protocol.

Just bought a ticket to see @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social in January 😍😍 let’s get diceyyyy

I keep forgetting I have a Bluesky account. Anyway here’s the loml Momo from @infinitynikki.bsky.social

Seeing @halcyonben.bsky.social in a parking lot just made my day!

I have some pretty great friends 💜💜💜

2019 -> 2024 Had a huge mental health glowup, but still very much K-pop trash.

Hi. I continue to be absolute k-pop trash.

THE ICON @lawriebird.bsky.social

Anyone wanna fly me to Japan just for funsies? You’ll receive photos of me eating the food in payment.

Can we all agree that Ticketmaster is trash?

If you weren’t a Lawrie fan before, you are now. You’re welcome.

The office is out of forks but has a mountain of chopsticks. My quarter Asian self has prepared my whole life for this moment.

Texas Book Festival 💜💜

I know I’m in my thirties because I say “That house deserves a couple in love” as I watch Bridgerton.

I’ve been feeling real cute lately.

Babe, what do you mean you don’t like my impression of Goofy singing Heaven by Yanou and DJ Sammy?

Someone please be proud of me. I went to the gym even though I wanted nothing more than to sit on my couch watching The Good Place.

Sometimes I think about trying DJing and talk myself out of it. But then I remember if any average white guy can do it, so can I.

I love that Bluesky looks exactly like Twitter. Get wrecked, Musky