if ffxiv doesn't give me more fat women I'll fucking make them fat myself

i need to stop paying for my extra retainers, i'm burning so much extra money but i keep forgettingggg

It's actually kind of crazy we haven't been comped any free game time or anything given that weve been having server issues multiple times a day for like...two months.

happy new year!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 sorry, gotta lock in now

the fact that the maintenance didn't fix the DDOS but they removed the lv1 is so funny. it's like calling a repairman to come fix your pipes and when he's in there for eight hours and after he leaves you find out your dog got shot and the sink is still leaking everywhere.

lvl 1 . died for our retainers' and mech ops' sins.... our martyr.......

[AU Western Comic] I hear that if ya park yerself on the western road headin' to the saloon everyday at noon, you'll catch a glimpse of the prettiest girl in town walkin' to work. w/ @wahwaahwaaah.bsky.social 's Tsuawa Kidd | #shukicollab | #shukicollab |

Pflying Pfairy

Overruled 🗡 #viriaatlas

we need to find the DDOSers and beat them to death with hammers

GPOSE Twitter, tell me your secrets. How do I get my shots looking as good as yours?

i will not be taking criticism because i know i am correct

vamp fatale

did you know that if you /dote at vamp fatale it crashes your game and opens up an Amazon link to go buy warhound. the more you know.

i love coming to bluesky after a ddos to see if everyone else got ddosed like people coming out of their house when they lose power to see if anyone else lost power

sometimes the autism is just so strong you cant stop yourself from making custom yugioh cards based on the RP you've been doing

sorry babe, the fiddle-dee-dees stay on during sex

ffxiv roleplayer in your DMs (3 weeks experience): Hi! Sorry for the random message, but I was wondering if you might be interested in making an IC connection? Your character is so interesting, and I have some ideas for RP hooks! Here's my carrd! ffxiv roleplayer in your DMs (10 years experience):

😼"I bet I can pick you two up." w/ @anzushahrizai.bsky.social (Anzu) & @griefsodeerly.animalclowncar.party (Senni) | #shukicollab | #shukipose |

anzu and val here to remind you that lightly strenuous physical activity is the cornerstone of any fulfilling golden week 😇 #afterdark | #xivnsfw | #viera | #midlander

she's so well behaved!!!

Yoshi-P seeing everybody go pet the . and use the raid planner to recreate memes: fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

My contribution to the worship of our most beloved .

旧FF14　FFXIV 1.0 クルザス　Coerthas

petting my This

BBOTH OF THEM,

it's especially helpful to remember this when playing new content because the SE writing team often gets key details wrong, like the fact that the Scions of the Seventh Dawn are black, or that Moenbryda and Ysale didn't die

gay sex strategy

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME YOSHI-P

STARTED THE NEW ARCADION QUESTS AND IM SCREAMING AND SHRIEKING OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD IS THIS LEGAL

like 3 different rp venues have events right now AND I AM STUCK AT WORK

BUNNY BOY COCK

ℝ𝔸𝕍𝔼ℕ An elite mercenary, this individual carries out assignments for the highest bidder as a mechanized war machine. In a world where individual freedom is constrained by those in power, this fierce warrior answers only to themselves.

it's always funny when people are like EW FFXIV IS WOKE NOW??! buddy did you play Shadowbringers. or Stormblood. or Heavensward.

bringing back this classic

#ffxiv cosmic discovery

it is crazy how much i've been rping lately. like, every single night for the past what, two weeks? 11 years into this game and i've never been just completely sucked in like this. i haven't been doing ANYTHING else with my free time.

startling realization

thancred at any point in msq

ok this is going to be my new brainworms for the next 24 hours

HI. I've been working on this venue for like, a year now, and Naid might've blackmailed some distant relatives to make it happen. Don't worry about it. Please check it out!

It's hard bein' the cake boss... | #shukicomm | | 🎨- @inuamaru.bsky.social | vgen.co/inuamaru |

recontextualizing my WoLs...

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOOT ME, I WANT BOBBY HILL TO TAKE THE SHOT BECAUSE BOBBY WILL PUT ME DOWN CLEAN

he was so real for this