Unrelated to any other subject: do NOT vacuum or sweep rodent poop, nests, etc. Use a mop or wet rag - no kicking up dust.

Happy May the 4th! Gave the Quik Trip droid a pat on the head. It replied, "I am cleaning the floor. Thank you..."

Strictly Ballroom was a pretty good movie. Strictly ballroom is a bizarre federal policy.

No, Virginia, there is yes.

If what we are currently calling AI relies on millions and millions of pieces of human creation and expression to work... does it feed on souls? hehjk yeah...

A goat was once kicked out Wrigley Field. The goose can stay.

With "I thought it was me as a doctor." plus "We should use lights to treat COVID infection"..... Does Trump's "doctor" just throw on a blanket (to reflect light, of course) and blink some flashlights at him during "medical treatments"? Should his supporters just shine crazy bright lights at him?

Welcome back, Artemis II.

I am a loooong time Cubs fan, but this White Sox give away of pope hats is a hard temptation to resist.

The upshot of the Presidents "backing off" is in a few days he may start threatening Pakistan. Other than that in literally every way, same place we were this morning.

Watched the trailer for the big Backrooms movie. With the teaser, I thought maybe they could pull it off. With the trailer, way less sure they can. It's weird when "it looks like a trailer" could be a red flag.

When you're driving on the interstate and see the price sign go up - twice - at gas stations *as you are driving by*

petrichor and tornadoes Oklahoma spring

It's like watching an egg salad sandwich decompose.

Looks like the administration is even naming this after the Grenada invasion. I feel sick.

Bloodthirsty warmonger bastards.

Maybe Bollywood, Canada, and anime just take over all media now. ...silver linings and stuff

Grate of the Bunion

Finally got around to trying Dubai chocolate. Would say first imression is "well that was clever" and I like all the bits. Seems like a chew then melt, not just let it melt?

Duncanny Donuts

The dispensary next door is projecting the Superbowl on a 10 x 20 foot screen in their parking lot. Along with the Braums, the liquor store, and the (judging from the PA) brisk betting - including on commercials - we got it all over here.

If Bongino and Bovino are gone, does it help if we start saying Billerino, Boemino, and Bumpino?

Love you everyone. Be strong.

My desktop backgrounds keep cycling to frozen winter landscapes. My laptop does not like me.

It's bad when I can imagine the President may want to attack Denmark because that is the place with the windmills.

Meh. Just because athletes sometimes run into hard times doesn't mean a pawn shop is any good at figure skating.

CBS sponsored by booze is sad. CBS news anchors and guests drunk on air is what the people want.

Grilled cheese sandwich.

If you translate "mujahideen" into Spanish, you get "luchadores". Which is something.

Hope someone is checking on Taiwan.

Which is the proper term here: war or terrorism?

Happy New Year! May all your quaint ents feel bebop, and never work the mines.

My resolution exceeds my hardware display specs.

Haven't seen it, but going to go ahead and put down a marker: Pluribus is the anti-Bugonia. (complimentary... towards Bugonia)

Most printers aren't really designed for that much printing of solid black blocks.

I have a Bojangles opening about a block away. Never been to one and have no idea how excited I should be. It is also about 200 yards from a Popeye's, KFC, Dave's Hot Chicken, and a Cowboy Chicken. What happened here?

Joe Dante was a prophet.

PIE!

Down to three unread Terry Pratchett books. Messes with me more than I thought it would.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

The cynic in me says that now that the Reason People are Hurting (tm) is over, they are gonna be pretty mad if they don't feel better. Fast.

Mamdanis is going to implement aria law. That's why he keeps singing donate and mobilize.

Nice night.

First time in Omaha. Is there a word for the area - like Texoma or... shudder.. the "Arklatex"? Nebwa. Iowaska. Pizza Ranch.

Dang what a series. Assuming everyone is now dead, so happy Dia de Muertos too!

Heading to Nebraska next week. Any recommendations for... Nebraska food? Yes Runza, but I know Runza. Especially places in or near Omaha.

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Turdish Delight

Feeling nostalgic about murder hornets.

Pennies and large national buildings going away feels weird.

If "literal"'s etymology means "about letters" does "literally" literally describe all letters, words, phrases, language, etc.? And if the literal letters are about a shore, are they literally literal *and* literally littoral literal lit?