i've already spent hundreds of dollars on beads... please... someone help me

me: look mom I’m on a billboard mom: good, maybe it can help you find a real job

im at the start of a crippling bead-buying addiction

chuckled archive.ph/xeP9c#select...

security thru obscurity

pretty smart spam text

how lucky i am to be surrounded by so much love

In June I gave a talk about my search for perpetual energy, why I call myself both an artist and an engineer, how combining useless technology and useful art led me to interesting propositions and even more interesting questions. if interested give it a watch here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-2t...

referring the right person for the job is always so satisfying… maybe i should become a headhunter

thought i had the tiktok old filter on but no it was just raw camera input... :')

Sixes and eights, gonna be a good day.

i think about this thread far more than i expected to in my old age

just got my new favorite spam text

how to train your algorithm

not to be that annoying designer but the mismatched corner radii on the brick absolutely kills me

it’s practically crisp outside

want to organize a field trip to 131 Continental Dr, Ste 305, Newark, DE 19713

addicted to sending “yay :)”

not traveling at all this month and catching the best august weather i’ve ever had in nyc… W

everything would be much easier if i could be happy with a normal job and a normal life

i feel cursed lol

using “yay :)” for everything

having one of the worst weeks of my life but the silver lining is i've never felt so loved or supported by my friends

man i love my friends sm

eating popsicles on the sidewalk making everyone else jealous

something so romantic about sobbing while walking the streets of new york

eating leftover fries and they aren't tasty anymore but i keep eating bc of the muscle memory of how good fresh fries are

couple just walked past a jfk statue saying “oh that’s jack schlossberg’s grandpa”

just walked into a cafe on autopilot even though i didn’t want coffee at 5pm mentally woke up when i found myself in front of the cashier was too embarrassed to back out so had to order a decaf latte

a classic

claude code is taking my job

auntie is a pro at maximizing hotel freebies. the hotel stopped using small shampoo/conditioner bottles in favor of large wall-mounted ones... so she brought her own empty bottles for takeout 😭

my yearning hours have jetlag

im sensing a pattern

im getting tiktok ads for a scripted shortform video show with a title straight out of 30 rock

saw the news about the midea AC mold recall, then promptly proceeded to turn on my midea AC

i love sky imagery sm and im sad it's a design trend now bc it's oversaturated T_T i just want to use pretty sky photos!!!

tag urself (im all of them)

parents! come make clay computers with your children next Sunday in Chinatown, New York we'll have time to make, play, and share the creations we make and everyone will leave with a functional webstone snacks & materials provided. rsvp partiful.com/e/seza9nFlQl...

if you are trauma bonding at a corporate job... why...

You have seen it all

does anyone want the "bad.email" domain I had tons of plans for it but I am also #lettinggo aka I didn't do anything with it for a year, and I can't allow myself to start collecting... if you have a banger idea, I'm ofc 100% open to collabs!! cheers xx

z-index can be either 0, 1, or 999 and nothing in between

New web app ✨ It’s hard to understand the impact of personal AI usage on water & energy consumption, so I made an interactive + visual conversion tool! 🧮 See how many ChatGPT queries you could make for 1 hamburger. 🤖 🟰 🍔 My goal was to help people make informed decisions. Try it: context.supply

your cursor is an umbrella

Hell of a photo

i finally started watching severance and now i understand the macrodata refinement references

had the honor of telling my therapist about mommy/baby/tyrant/serf