art basel logo is so goofy

sad realization that the first thing i make with a mobile vibe coding app is…. multiple pain trackers :/

manifesting working with my best friends next year

craving Costco rotisserie chicken

my friends are all so smart and hot and cool i love them sm!!!

im gonna miss these cats im catsitting so much

if you’re wondering how it’s going i just paid a psychic $90

just had my first experience of being oneshotted by AI into a doom spiral for a few hours until a friend talked me out of it... whoa

will i be the only person to not make money from AI?

a couple ppl have now recommended i do youtube... hmmm

annie dillard

my uber driver has a 5.00 rating from 43.5k drives over 11 years. im excited for this ride to change my life

a cat is sitting in my lap now… depression CANCELLED

im too depressed to talk and too depressed to type and too depressed to scroll. this is why i need a brain computer interface

hello depression my old friend

i've already spent hundreds of dollars on beads... please... someone help me

me: look mom I’m on a billboard mom: good, maybe it can help you find a real job

im at the start of a crippling bead-buying addiction

chuckled archive.ph/xeP9c#select...

security thru obscurity

pretty smart spam text

how lucky i am to be surrounded by so much love

In June I gave a talk about my search for perpetual energy, why I call myself both an artist and an engineer, how combining useless technology and useful art led me to interesting propositions and even more interesting questions. if interested give it a watch here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-2t...

referring the right person for the job is always so satisfying… maybe i should become a headhunter

thought i had the tiktok old filter on but no it was just raw camera input... :')

Sixes and eights, gonna be a good day.

i think about this thread far more than i expected to in my old age

just got my new favorite spam text

how to train your algorithm

not to be that annoying designer but the mismatched corner radii on the brick absolutely kills me

it’s practically crisp outside

want to organize a field trip to 131 Continental Dr, Ste 305, Newark, DE 19713

addicted to sending “yay :)”

not traveling at all this month and catching the best august weather i’ve ever had in nyc… W

everything would be much easier if i could be happy with a normal job and a normal life

i feel cursed lol

using “yay :)” for everything

having one of the worst weeks of my life but the silver lining is i've never felt so loved or supported by my friends

man i love my friends sm

eating popsicles on the sidewalk making everyone else jealous

something so romantic about sobbing while walking the streets of new york

eating leftover fries and they aren't tasty anymore but i keep eating bc of the muscle memory of how good fresh fries are

couple just walked past a jfk statue saying “oh that’s jack schlossberg’s grandpa”

just walked into a cafe on autopilot even though i didn’t want coffee at 5pm mentally woke up when i found myself in front of the cashier was too embarrassed to back out so had to order a decaf latte

a classic

claude code is taking my job

auntie is a pro at maximizing hotel freebies. the hotel stopped using small shampoo/conditioner bottles in favor of large wall-mounted ones... so she brought her own empty bottles for takeout 😭