Go fuck yourself, MAGA assholes. Fuck off. I mean it. Here's the world's smallest violin playing just for your racist anti-American asses.

Ah, yes. Another Palestinian protestor against the genocide in Gaza is quietly detained by the friendly police after being "too loud" and "asking too many questions." This is America now. Fuck.

Incels in their mom's basements nationwide trying to Google "Is Trump really bad?" as the computer silently laughs while freezing up. No more Red Bull and Pop-Tarts for you, dumbass. Mom died a while back after her Medicaid got revoked and she died in her bed, poor and alone.

"Ah, you sexy bitch" he smiled. Meanwhile some stupid 20-something just laughs too and gives the Trump salute. Dumb assholes.

MAGA sounding off now: "You expect me to just accept the guy I defended for 8 years is a child fucker? I'm just supposed to brush that off and accept that's just a part of life?" You voted for him, stupid. I hope you lose everything and have to live in the streets and then get beaten to death. 🤷🏽

The Dow is over 50,000. Pam Bondi says "this is a good thing..." The Dow represents the global debt each person has to pay to remove the debt, however. "But hey, its over 50,000 and climbing..." Big numbers must mean good things to her somehow. She's a blonde bitch cunt.

I'm enjoying the progress. 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 😄👍🏼

When an alien touches down and asks the typical American what's up:

Ok then! He takes a whiskey drink A lager drink A cider drink He drinks and remembers the good times... 🍺🍺🍺

These dumbasses voted for the pedophile, and got shitty prizes for it. Good. Fuck them both. I hope he got raped in prison. She's too ugly to fuck.

If now was 1985, and the posters for a bad B-movie had been published. And we are the victims, and there is no sequel. And our pedophile president could give two shits about you. He's too busy remaking the movie "I Spit On Your Grave," but with only just the raping of a underage girl part.

Tucker Carlson looks blankly at all of the irreversible damage to this country he helped create. And somewhere, inside all of the filth and damage he calls a brain, there's a tiny tiny spark of humanity in there whispering "what the fuck, you asshole?" (because he's an asshole.)

Oh no! Anyway... 🤣🤣🤣

Hmm...

It's getting sicker with every disclosure uncovered by the few honest press people about the true depth of the Epstein files.

Good morning Bluesky! Just a reminder... Trump likes to fuck underage girls!

"What do you think, Don?" "We've got the wrong planet."

Got this from 4chan. I have to admit a few of those incel moron children are waking up. 👍🏼

This man is an asshole.

More decisions from the Reich.

The daily news cycle is even bumming Cthulhu out. "Is that asshole Trump worse than me?" Yes, lord. He is more depraved and slimy and evil than you. Sorry, pal.

Hee hee. Girl logic.

Disgusting... and the accused needs to be forcibly sterilized in public. Now.

And some of you voted for this, and even now support it. To you I say fuck you. Fuck YOU.

This is nature now. Fuck.

I'm good with this. I really am.

Um... yup

The BBC broadcasting hate. The State of The Union sounding like a Nazi propaganda speech. Trans people are asked to surrender their drivers licenses in Kansas. The FBI hiding Trump raping an underage girl. All in the last 24 hours. My only response:

Words of wisdom.

Yeah, Beth. Shut up

I saw a girl in a bar tonight who almost looked like my ex-girlfriend. I fucked up and walked up and blurted out almost immediately that she looked like her and she laughed in half-horror and ran away. Fuck I feel stupid now. 🙄

here's a good visual rundown of the basically impossible task of destroying iran's nuclear program from the air (note also: the u.s. claimed to have destroyed iran's nuclear program already, last summer) www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

Wait a second... This guy is a Republican??? 😱🤯 michiganadvance.com/briefs/hall-...

Go fuck yourself, you fucking turd Trump. You'll be dead soon so it's fine. Fuck you, kid. What a dick. dailyboulder.com/trump-calls-...

When the gavel you borrowed from the Freemason museum for Herr Trump's propaganda speech of negativity, sadness and depression while offering no solutions whatever to anyone is bigger than your stupid ass. Mike Johnson is an asshole.

COLLINS: Can you explain to the American people why the US would need to strike Iran to stop them from getting a nuclear weapon if the US obliterated their enrichment program last summer? VANCE: I'm not going to make any news on Iran today JD Vance is a clueless asshole. bsky.app/profile/atru...

If you like "more plastic than human being" Cardi B. then you've got issues. Seriously, you do. www.tmz.com/2026/02/23/n...

It happens in threes. She's a legacy baby in Hollywood, and I guess she couldn't take it. Bullet to the brain. Sad. www.tmz.com/2026/02/24/m...

Another giant of character acting died today too. You seen him in enough things. R.I.P. man www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

Disco Tex died today, and he was a freaking musical genius! He also played DJ Monte Rock in the movie Saturday Night Fever... R.I.P. 😞 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARnS...

Hol-Lee Bullshit! This maggot in cheap clothing used to be a good singer. Now he's just a shill selling a garbage book for an outrageous price. Did Jesus hawk his books like this? Even more so, is Jesus selling out to his people? (Jesus was white, you know) www.themonastery.org/blog/musicia...

You would think that a person that ran the FBI would do FBI things like catching criminals and such. Not this dickhead. He's a BRO and HE'S GONNA PROVE IT! People: if you see him being casual anywhere in the United States PLEASE report it! FUCK KASH PATEL! www.rawstory.com/kash-patel-2...