Sack him. Right fucking now. #NUFC

Nice of them to use Joe Willock’s drawings for the promo. #NUFC

Trippier and Burn starting. So glad that I’m not able to watch that. #NUFC (Hopefully I check my phone later to see we won 3-0 and Trippier assisted Burn three times)

Couldn’t deal with the derby so decided to take myself to Italy after buying tickets for AC Milan vs Torino tomorrow and Atalanta vs Hellas Verona on Sunday. I’ve made worse decisions in my life. #NUFC

It’s just awful, awful defending. For every single goal. Can’t afford to do that against most teams, let alone this team. I didn’t expect us to go through, but I didn’t expect us to bottle it this badly. #NUFC

Wouldn’t say it was harsh tbh. The defending has been terrible and we’ve gifted them every single goal. The amount of space in their half were just not doing anything with us so frustrating. Every single ball is either delayed or overhit. Hopefully we can create a few more chances. #NUFC

Dan Burn raging because he went early… #nufc

My god that is embarrassing. #nufc

Modern day equivalent of Shola at the Nou Camp that, mental. #nufc

That pitch is fucking massive innit?! #nufc

Proper fucking win that. Get in boys #nufc

Hopefully this is Pope’s last season as number 1. It has to be. He’s awful at everything he used to be good at and still shite at everything he was shite at. #NUFC

I’m so glad Dan Burn is nearly 35, surely hasn’t got long left here. #NUFC

Did that appear as poor and lazy on the tele as it did in the ground? #NUFC

3 keepers on the bench. Surely there were 2 youngsters that could have filled out the bench man? #NUFC

What we thinking for tomorrow? On one hand I’d love to see some youngsters get a run out but Eddie is the most overly cautious bloke I’ve ever known. I reckon Alex Murphy might be the lucky one. Ramsdale Tripps Botman Burn A. Murphy Willock Tonali Joelinton J. Murphy Osula Barnes #NUFC

So many tickets available for Tuesday. Don’t want to hear about it being impossible to get to St. James’ ever again. #NUFC

Still can’t get my head around last night. The fact had they not had prime Buffon in net we’d be in double digits on the scoreboard. Mental. #NUFC

Why the fuck would you risk Joelinton on this pitch man. Especially to replace Trippier when you have a right back on the bench?! #NUFC

Fucking typical. Successful in the Qarabag ballot when the tickets are £70… #NUFC

All of that hard work to piss it away with a mental couple of minutes #nufc

Eddie Howe has assembled a team full of runners where nobody runs… #nufc

I’ve been successful in 1 ballot so far this season. I’ve just sniped a ticket for tomorrow on member resale. That’ll be my 8th home game out of the last 10. Fuck the ballot. Just spend 10 minutes here and there refreshing the resale and you’ll get them. #NUFC

Lewis Hall is the best LB we’ve had in my lifetime. Harvey Barnes will in fact tear you apart. Sven Botman is getting back to his best. Lewis Miley is the future of this club. Anthony Elanga WILL get there. Up. The. Fucking. Mags. #NUFC

My captain #NUFC

Would it be daft of me to say that performance was up there with the mackem one? It genuinely felt that bad at times. #NUFC

Fucking pathetic, limp slow, just plain fucking shit performance, yet again. It’s fine though, they’ll get clapped off to a rendition of “we’ll support you ever more” #nufc

Zero shots on target against the worst side in the league is abysmal. It’s thing like this that have so many not arsed about Howe getting sacked. Just never changed his approach, never takes risks and is too stubborn. #NUFC

For once, just once, I’d love to see us putting shit teams to the sword. Far too happy getting to half time goalless and then maybe upping the tempo later into the second half. It’s embarrassing. #NUFC

Are we just ignoring the fact that the ball was elbowed off the line there? #NUFC

25 minutes in and it’s the same thing. Spend most of our time passing it across our back line and looking lost in the final third. No movement or ideas and no quality. I BEG we sign some creative players man. We’re screaming out for it. #NUFC

I hope Elanga starts today and I hope he contributes. If I’m Eddie Howe all I’m doing is showing him clips of Doku. Absolutely nothing about him other than holding the ball to allow players to get up the pitch then knocking it past his man and sprinting past and getting it into the box. #NUFC

Post match pint thoughts. Frustration. Massive frustration. Overall we contained them quite well but ultimately didn’t create enough, and what we did create we didn’t take. They’re one of the best to ever do it and their squad depth is on another level. We’ll get there one day, maybe. #NUFC

Disappointing one to take that. Went man for man and did well for the most part. 2 bits of individual brilliance settled it. On another night Bruno’s shot goes in off the post and Woltemade connects with the cross. #NUFC

Praying for a 4231, knowing we’re getting Wissa on the wing. #NUFC

I still can’t get my head around Eddie’s comments about Gordon. Surely you’d just say something like “Harvey is more effective on the right and it benefits the team” Saying Gordon doesn’t like playing there has baffled me. Weird comment. #NUFC

Those comments from EH about Gordon are massively concerning. What do you mean he doesn’t want to play on the right? He’ll do what he’s told for the good of the team or he can fuck clean off. #NUFC

Jacob Murphy genuinely just dropped a generational stinker of a performance. Like, not even worthy of a rating. Gave the ball away 85% of the times he had it and yet again bottled absolutely every 50/50. Absolute fucking fanny. #NUFC

This game is screaming either 1-0 Burnley or 4-1 Newcastle #NUFC

“It’s difficult to see him as a 10 because we don’t play that position” FUCKING PLAY IT THEN YOU COWARD #NUFC

Anything other than 9 points is inexcusable #nufc

Merry Christmas Blue Sky Mags! #NUFC

It’s a lot better to feel disappointed with the result rather than the performance. First half was great but we wasted too many clear cut chances and got punished for it. Should never ben conceding that free kick and a Thiaw error cost us 3 points. This has to be the benchmark now. #NUFC

This is what our manager, our leader should be saying. He’s finished as far as I’m concerned. Thanks for the trophy Eddie, but there’s no coming back from this. #NUFC

This is football terrorism. Easily the worst opening 20 minutes of our entire season. #NUFC

Anyone else noticed the significant lack of 12:30 premier league kick offs lately?

Deserved to lose based on the first half, deserved to win based on the second. Gutting to concede so late on (AGAIN) but a point is probably a fair outcome. #NUFC

Every game Joelinton starts at the minute is effectively us playing with 10. He offers absolutely nowt and everytime he gets involved in something we lose the ball. I love him, but he needs to be dropped. #NUFC

Remember when we were good at football man? Seems like fucking ages ago #NUFC

Sums Ramsey’s performance up that. Clear to see just exactly why he hasn’t been playing. #NUFC