Me, sipping coffee:
daughter toddler, sprinting up w/ a handful of sand: HERES UR SUGAR FOR UR COFFEE DADDY!
Me, a beard full of sand, cup of sandy coffee: *pfft* thanks for the uhhhh… grit.
Her: NO IT SUGAR
Me, staring into my cup: are you sure?
Her: no, I’m Charlotte.
Me: yes. Of course.
5 months ago