youtu.be/9TrrPvz6nHI "There are no coincidences in fiction, because it mean a writer is telling you something. Coincidences happen in real life because there is no God." This may come from childhood trauma of being forced to go Bible school... BUT Still true and fire

youtu.be/99pTv4wz1T4?... Truth nuke: Balancing is the gaming equivalent of gluten. A certain demographic will ask if everything has it even though it only applies to a very small group of people they may not even be part of, and even then it's very situational.

How I look at my Zoomer friends/coworkers when they make surface level observations and call them wild like "Isn't it WILD how we need air to breathe?" or "We all just have a day when we get older every year, that's WILD" Like good job discovering basic physics, put the fries in the bag bro.

My most hated Youtuber behavior is when they go "haha, I probably butchered that pronunciation" My brother in Christ all you have to do is type a word into Google and it will show the phonetic breakdown and audio clip of a word. Why would you admit you didn't even do the slightest research?

American capitalists will really complain about The Economy (TM) and then say "not my problem" when people are homeless or can't afford insulin

To everyone who ever asked me "Why are you like this": I grew up playing a game where a practically naked short stack imp girl turned you into a wolf and rode you while calling you a good boy. And the ending is that she was a 7 foot tall goth mommy all along. Hopefully that answers everything.

"If you're not a Christian, where do your morals come from?" -person living in A.D.

Me waiting for every kid who called me old for being 30 to grow up and experience chronic pain

Talked to some people who actually believe this and yeah, it's literally just teenagers experiencing nostalgia for the first time

Gen X parents would really tell you how to dress and style your hair when they looked like this in the 80s

"Oh, so you think making fun of Charlie Kirk dying is FUNNY???"

As someone working behind the scenes, I deal with this all the time. Depending on your appointment, sometimes we have to set up equipment ahead of time, or, more likely, a doctor didn't put your order in, or told a nurse to do it and they didn't do it correctly resulting in a game of phone tag(1/2)

I doubt your integrity and sense of reality as a person if you genuinely believe 2016 was a good year. My brother, honey, oh sweet summer child. That year is where all of our current problems started. There's a quote that sums it up, "You don't miss old Roblox, you remember being happy"

Alright everyone, the mission is clear

Listen, I'm just saying if your character customization lets me have mommy milkers and a dump truck ass you better have the physics to make my hibaladonkeroos bounce around crazy style or I'm gonna feel like you didn't commit.

Just went into YouTube settings to manually disable all the AI-training bullshit they turned on for me, hey what do you know it FUCKING WORKS NOW

Reminds me of when people would name Epona in Zelda games "my dick" so you'd get sentences like "washing my dick" or "riding my dick". Some things never change.

The crunching sound when zombies eat plants in PvZ sounds so satisfying, I wanna eat a Peashooter bro they sound crunchy af

"This character isn't evil because they're sad and relatable" "This character is evil, but they're hot and morally grey" "This character isn't evil, they're just closeted gay/trans" I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this: You can like evil characters while condemning evil irl. They're fictional.

youtube.com/shorts/q0Cq8... This is just what it's like interacting with normies as a neurodivergent

I don't want to hear another take from Gen X or Boomers about millenials/GenZ being autistic about our media, my mom literally just printed out a town map to theorize about a streaming show called From, which is literally just Digital Circus but grounded and with live actors.

"It's not that deep bro" FOOL, I AM THE ONE WHO HOLDS THE SHOVEL

youtu.be/zhKVvrKtHM0?... We should bully more corporations.

Me in the nursing home, watching the finale to Part 7 on my government-mandated Neuralink holographic projector: Look kids! Dio is using Za Warudo just like he did when I was your age! "That's nice grandpa, time to take your meds."

Happy Confederate Surrender Day! Next time, kill'em all!

Coworker culture never fails to be bizarre and invasive to me. They really want to what car you're getting out of, where you live, the names of all your relatives, if you're married and have kids, the names and ages of them, WHY you're single Damn, you know enough about me to fill out my W2

I've been thinking about this a lot and I think the reason people get hype for Jesus in Jojo is because religious characters are really cool when they're not tied to mandate or social expectations. It's like eating vegetables as an adult. They're enjoyable when you're not being made to like them.

"I will give you weekly release, if you stop this infinite rotation of memes." "I want to believe you are a righteous man..."

Idk what official or corporate suit would be seeing this, but if you're gonna do a weird release like this, please for the love of the Holy Corpse just state your plan from the beginning, because this feels like damage control due to backlash. If they announced this from the beginning, it'd be fine.

I wanted to highlight how skewed to the right the Overton Window by pointing out some of these “left leaning” accounts: Barack Obama Republicans Against Trump The Lincoln Project But as I started looking closer, I saw Polymarket is “neutral” and a lot of the blue circles just aren’t even active 🤷‍♀️

youtu.be/tRI6ahCxxQQ?... Memphisto to Torment: "No, you got like, negative sin points dude. That was a good thing. You're pretty much guaranteed a spot in heaven next to God himself."

And this is coming from someone whose entire personality in middle school was based on those books.

My bad, it was the ribcage, not the spine. Fake fan larper, I should fall off my horse.

Hopefully when this gets animated (like in 2050) this will be like clearing up the confusion about how King Crimson works. There's bad media literacy and then there's just not even reading the text. It was right there all along. Literally just read, bro.

It is honestly baffling to me that no one understands how Valentine changed looks. No, it wasn't D4C. He didn't become picturesque until he absorbed Jesus' spine. If you look closely at the screengrab you can even see him remark on how it revealed his "true self".

This, but also let's not harass people or joke (or not joke) about killing people over your favorite anime. One, that's something you shouldn't do anyway but two, it will only give them room to flip the narrative and make the Jojo fanbase look like the bad guy.

It's insufferable watching any form of media with a distinct art style with normies around. "Why do the cowboys have lip gloss and grills?" "Why is it so over-the-top?" That's the appeal for me, it's a unique art style. I feel like you'd have a seizure from looking at a Picasso painting.

Spider-Man suffering in comics: REF DO SOMETHING 😭 Spider-Man suffering in movies: Nature is healing 🙂

"Brooo, AI is a benefit for humanity, it's the future, it's progress" The AI: youtu.be/7r4cAQnLLEY?...

Excuse me waiter? There's propaganda in my YouTube feed. What? I can't remove it? No I'm filing a compla- What do you mean just eat it anyway?

youtu.be/Q6VdVd4GVm4?... The thing is, RE engine is already a technical marvel. I don't think the mission statement of the RE remakes was to take video game characters and make them realistic. Hell, just look at SF6. Putting AI filter over that would miss the point of the Street Fighter art style.

youtu.be/WmwF_Zc_BM4?... For every 1 million stans obsessed with fanon, there is always that one person who excels in media literacy and can comprehend and relay the narrative with excruciating detail. With DR it's Andrew Cunningham, and with tadc it's Skyen. We need a term for this type of fan.

youtu.be/5cIfAWBi8aw?... Conclusion: Contrary to popular belief where Batman adopts orphans to indoctrinate to vigilantism, Batman is actually a massive tsundere and refuses to recruit any member of the Bat-family that isn't Dick Grayson until they steal a suit and go crime-fighting themselves.

This is so accurate

btw, ive been seeing a misconception about aldi's still being safe to shop at because they don't support the current political environment they got rid of their dei clause silently and also are currently slowly replacing their workers with ai

youtu.be/fmfyp_4JpUE?... Look, I know this is a "Eat your hamburgers, Apollo" situation, but this will always be MY Goku. Growing up and learning Goku wasn't actually like this in canon was like learning Santa isn't real. I don't feel like I'm wrong for liking a version adapted for my demographic

“A country that can instantly fund endless wars but debates every dime for healthcare and education doesn't have a budget issue--it has a values issue." A billion dollars a day going towards the war in Iran so far.

Young adults like me spent 18-25% of our lives learning history and facts that are now considered fake news, where we were told they'd make something out of us and we'd find our purpose, only to grind from paycheck to paycheck and be told we're greedy for wanting enough to cover cost of living.

Anyways.