Who’s ready for a sass-off? If you’re not a budgie you will LOSE

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

From here I can keep an eye on the bathroom. I lurk and I judge

Just me and Dad chatting

Rwarrrrr

Jeff notices how gnarly the pins look close up

Doing my best to convert millets into feathers

The temperature changed so I molted. Sue me

Good morning! Hope you had a great weekend and are adjusting to the time change! This is a painting from a few years ago, 'When Time Stands Still' 36x48 acrylic on canvas

Oh henlo

Hoot hoot indeed

The Jeff has to hold up his switch so I can critique his playing. It’s not my fault he is so short

And my smile is like the breath of spring!

If you want to take a pristine photo of your sandwich in our house you run into this problem

Just vibin

I like to go out for a space walk sometimes

This is the type of goofy Bible reference humor I love

I know you are typing with this hand. No I will not move.

My face when I turn around to make a doodie on the laptop keyboard

Looks like red hair hoomin’s turn to cook tonight

I sneak behind computer. U lookin at other birbs, Hoomin???

The chickens are very good

a fav old art

Two handsomest boys in the house!

Here to help! Lookit mah floof

It’s us!

Just me watching Superman and making cracks about how Secret Harem is now a hashtag in the ex Mormon community.

From this angle I look tall

Guten Morgen🥰🦜💙🐦💛 #welligefluester #wellensittiche #birdsky #birds #wellensittich #love

The existence of cat moms and dog moms implies the existence of mom moms which are just maternal grandmothers but more hilarious to say.

At night I climb on the Jeff’s elbow and we parade around the room making warbles while the Red Hair Hoomin washes dishes. She doesn’t understand us boys.

POV I have welcomed you in to share the good news of our Borb and savior

Same face every morning

I hop

I lurk like tiny cryptid

Reaching the raw forehead stage of molt. Hoomin will try to distract me with treats.

Nami has started flinging spots

Trying to get the husband into #witchhatatelier but he fell asleep trying to read the first volume 😭 I’ve gotta make him stick with it!!!

It’s nice to see an exposed bosom in a manga that’s not sexualized. #witchhatatelier

Watch out!

Writing a spell on the palm quire and then unrolling a scroll to create a massive circle to amplify it is S-tier technique #witchhatatelier

This is the best picture I’ve taken yet of our art piece from Nikkei Matsuri

Pssss you know the Blue Boi you keep asking about? It’s me.

“If a secret talking horse suddenly appears in the chapter, the chapter should be about the secret talking horse” is not a writing principle I would have thought of on my own, but I am adding it to my list of writing principles. #writingsky #creativewriting

The budgie ability to discover the highest point in the room (My fave is up ok the refrigerator!)

3 celery for me! I am king of veg

Would you let this bird stay to help yes or no

Underrated trope for me will always be “character gets mind controlled but keeps their personality; they’re still them just on team evil now.” #writingsky #creativewriting

There is an #AncientMagusBride episode for this

Got the zoomies tonight and hoomin put me in my cage because she didn’t want to reset the “days without budgies hitting the sliding glass door” counter 🙄 FML