Zaddy's a real word? I thought I made that up

Sketch page from today ✨️💛

I NEED Dharkon to do it sloppy style with a biblically accurate angel

I didn't know you could do that 👁️

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Teaching him "grok tuah"

How it feels to play Minecraft with "Keep Inventory" on

Shirtless men on timeline humanity restored

How do you think I feel 🥸

Current mood

Bruh how'd I get him 3 times 😭

I'd love to ballet, long hair, and pink one day 😞 but I do one of these things already 😶‍🌫️

I am NOT fucking opening this

just got the latest bluesky update wtf

You can double tap YouTube comments to like them?? Was that always a thing 😦

Honk-shooooah Sleep on that thang

Passive aggressively making toast in the morning cause I was cursed by my ancestors with a mundane life. I could've been a village hero or died of a curable disease 😔

Would telekinesis work with a touch screen?

Saw someone edging to hate comments ☹️

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

Law firm? *Feels around* Ehhh, not really...

Why's he mewing

This says so much about society 😢

Lab grown mfs DNI (One of my Twitter drafts)

DAMN I was #2,570,643rd!!!!!!!

In case you're wondering where my pfp is from 🥸 also @thegrouchdrag0n.bsky.social forced me to 😌