3 MORE DAYS!

MAY MAY GRAVES NEW ALBUM KICKSTARTING NOW! ...and Angelspit contributed some brutality! www.kickstarter.com/projects/may... #ebm #darkwave #CyberPunk #DragPerformer #BurlesqueArtist #DallasDrag #QueenOfBurlesque #DragQueen #BurlesqueShow #DragCommunity #LGBTQPerformer @maymaygraves.bsky.social

Morning thoughts People can joke about how annoying gym selfie and sobriety posts are, but im not allowed to make make jokes about folks posting drunk messy behavior on a tuesday? ON A TUESDAY MARY?

Everytime I see a facebook post and how bullying and dog piling is a problem in the scene, its always the worst perpetrators commenting "THIS!!"

Azaelia Banks being anti-gay and anti-trans ironically WAS on my bingo card this year. The other stuff was just for the bonus square. 🙃

I've been trying to tell yall. Drag television does NOT want to see May May Graves on your tv screens.

NEW MAY MAY TRACK: Buried Alive (Feat Angelspit) May May Graves is back from the dead in her most EVIL new single, BURIED ALIVE (feat. Angelspit). open.spotify.com/track/0niLFL... #ebm #staycreepy #darkwave #CyberPunk #DragPerformer #QueenOfBurlesque #DragQueen #LGBTQ @maymaygraves.bsky.social

Now that I've gotten paid (late), I can confidently say that most "queer" fetish events are poorly put together and put on by straight men for a bunch of other straight white men who look like Hank Hill who walk disturbingly younger girls on a leash around the club.

Slamming your weights does not make you sound stronger 😭😭😭

I need producers to know that you cannot nail down a booking fee for a number and then suddenly tack on a shit ton of extra work and expect it for free?? Like tell me why I am suddenly overworked and underpaid?

NEW TRACK: Final Girl (Feat Angelspit) "Final Girl" is an homage to 80s Slashers, guaranteed to help you run, hide and (maybe) survive. open.spotify.com/track/01LcMN... #ebm #darkwave #CyberPunk #DragPerformer #DallasDrag #DragQueen #LGBTQPerformer @maymaygraves.bsky.social

Welp, after 5 years of not going, I am reminded why I don't go to the bathhouse anymore. All yall hoes know me 🫠 I was in the papers ONCE and now you gotta ruin a moment with, "did you work JR's tonight?" SIR BEND BACK OVER PLEASE.

A man came up to me today and said, "I don't know if you remember me, but we met in 2001" and I said, "that's impossible, because I was in 1st grade. I came to dallas in 2013" "Oh, then it must've been 2004" "4th grade" "Anyway, we went on a few dates then realized there was no chemistry." ????

TEXAS! We are coming your way to spread filth across your Lone Star State. Idol Worship: An Evening w/ Mink Stole & Peaches Christ; Dallas 4/5, Austin 4/7, & Houston on 4/9 with special guests @maymaygraves.bsky.social @xochimochi.bsky.social @louisiannapurchase.bsky.social youtu.be/iKTQfx5sLNI?...

NEW TRACK: Deadhead (May May Graves Vs Angelspit) Guaranteed to be a mindfxxk made of multiple body parts sewn together and thrown into a bit crusher. Perfect for only the sexiest autopsy. open.spotify.com/track/3dqHC6... #ebm #darkwave#CyberPunk #DragQueen #LGBTQPerformer @maymaygraves.bsky.social

... did my landlord of 4 years just call my husband of 10 years my "roommate"? 🙃🙃🙃

I would've been a superstar if that reality show hosted by Bruce Campbell never got cancelled.

The way Trump and Vance just gaslighted Zelensky like 2 narcissistic conservative parents who's child just came out.

I'm gonna need this guy who looks like Alfred Hitchcock to stop following me around the gym, and staring at me. This ain't The Birds, Al, so stop watchin' 😭

My hard opinion is that its ok to criticize Dolly Parton and we don't need to "protect her at all costs" Shes great, her music is great, her charity work is admirable, but her empire of public image relies on being apolitical and playing to both sides, which is reasonable to be irked about. 🤘

Not the white gays dressed as sexy handmaids on the Atlantis Cruise 😭😭😭😭

Drunk twink walked into JR's and said, "you may not remember, but I met you 5 years ago, and im so happy to see you FINALLY on cast here." Ma'am, I've been on cast at JR's for a decade 😭

I just know those astronauts are gonna look like a blobfish out of water when they get down from there.

May May Graves just took home her second win as "Best Drag Queen" at this year's Dallas Entertainment Awards! Check out her single "Gravedancer" (with more to come)! music.apple.com/us/album/gra... #ebm #darkwave #CyberPunk #DallasDrag #QueenOfBurlesque #LGBTQPerformer @maymaygraves.bsky.social

I'm about to be so fucking annoying on this application.

Me after deleting my twitter and losing tiktok:

When i started performing in Dallas in 2013, I did makeup on the side as if I was good at makeup. Look at what I did to her. Like wtf is this? 😭 why did I put my insta handle on the picture like people were gonna steal this picture??

The way that I will always immediately gas up and be the biggest fan of a hyper surged T-girl, especially when she wears her nose tape to work. YES CUNT.

Not Lords of Acid liking my thirst traps 🫠

Gender is not a choice because as a she/they i get so irritated by she/they's

I'm about to become a fucking referee at the gym with how many fucking fouls i see in the locker room. Using silicone based lubricant in the shower?? THERE ARE ELDERLY PEOPLE AND THAT IS A SLIPPING HAZARD OMG.

Shoutout to that one podcast that just asked me about my genitals and said trans kids aren't real when I just wanted to talk about my music. Ruined my whole week when that happened 🫠

I think my biggest moment of humility in 2024 was learning what a diuretic was, because I was so confident that it was something that made you poop 😔

When everything is perfect about a man but his breath smells like hot dog water.

Had a dream I was stuck in a women's prison. I felt so cunt.

Every few months, someone will come out of the woodwork on Facebook and post, "so sad to see my beautiful Meemaw called home into the Lord's gentle, loving embrace. You will be greatly missed. Fly high, Meemaw. ✝️🙏👼" And it's accompanied with a picture of Meemaw on her deathbed like:

I love that we just have these birds that evolved to talk and the reason is that they just like being included in things. Meanwhile, folks in the middle ages probably thought they were demons.

The way that I get so frustrated seeing a large corporations advertising the products with Squid Game and clearly havent watched the show. Like yall KNOW yall are the bad guys in the show, right?

Deactivating my twitter later today. Yall about to see the WORST of me on this app.

Had to block that one drag queen who only does basic cher impressions that every drag queen does but in actuality it isn't good. For my health.

I really love my tattoo and can't wait to finish it 😭💙

God I love christmas in the gayborhood, but hearing Mariah 12 times in one night is TOO MUCH.

What if there was a song called, "baby it's cold inside" and it's just two people desperately trying to escape a house that is progressively freezing to subzero temperatures?

My Art(pop) could mean anything.

Wait, the school is called Shiz?

Last night, for the first time, I started feeling the pectoral muscles I'm building under my skin. I got the tiddy meat. 🥲

One Eyed Doll is honestly one of the best rock bands of all time and I mourn every day that most of their catalogue disappeared off the internet because today's alt gays would love them 🙃

Rock Lottery was such a challenge as a musician and it really changed my life tbqh. 25 musicians split into 5 random bands tasked with writing 5 songs and performing them at a sold out show that night.

I'm so goddamn nervous about Rock Lottery today. Like it's a big honor but I have never been taken so seriously as a musician until now and I have DEEP imposter syndrome.

Also, got 2 more tracks coming soon. Figured id post them here for the low follower count 💙