yeah

need more hunks and bears on here, come to meeee

good evening

good evening

essay due in 4 hours i haven’t started

subs dm me right now, i’m hungry.. 😈

do you guys like my plant?

EVERYONE LOOK AT BEAUTIFUL BABY AGOP, WHOM MY OOMF ADOPTED FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY

how it feels getting unsolicited dick in my replies

i thought it should go without saying but please don’t post ur naked dick under my posts :/

im the birthday boyyyyyy and hungover and my rooms a mess and i have three papers to write 😸😸

a disproportionate number of men on here seem to be married, where are my suitors ?!

last nights outfit. hungover, send help

😸

😸

forgot it was so windy in scotland, i gotta fill my pockets with stones

library time >:)

i’m ill someone bring soup

“it is often safer to be in chains than to be free. “ - Franz Kafka #outfitoftheday

back on bluesky where are all the hot people

i’m ill someone bring soup

a belated, festive gift for you all <3 (disregard my previous tweet)

is this platform just porn now or…

i’m leaving this app what the fuck

bedtime

twitter saw it first

twitter saw it first

my best work is always on the other place...

bit chillay, innit?

my best work is always on the other place...

metaphysics has lobotomised me

bit chillay, innit?

do you guys think the french revolution was a positive event overall?

1 like = 1 bit of goose lore… not sure how much lore i really have but i’ll try lol

i'm 6'2 and hung(over) btw

before and after walking through a rainstorm but i’m not posting the after because i look ridiculous

me and my 'on repeat' surprised there's not much classical in there tbh

heading out into the storm

sorry, i can’t bounce on it, i have bad knees :(

just accidentally posted while on a mutual's profile, time to kms

they need to add post notifications on here so i can yearn like a pro again

thirst trap flopped bad, i'm never using this site again

fuck it we (take thirst traps while getting ready for a) ball

the urge to post here my recent twitter thirst trap versus the fear of attracting even more porn accounts so early on

all these porn accounts that have followed me (presumably from my inaugural thirst trap) are going to be so disappointed when they realise that my usual posting consists of the most stupid shit imaginable to man

i refuse to do the bluesky ice-breakers, i know the corporate pizza-party will follow shortly behind...

idc time to make the problem worse

*clicks 'popular with friends' tab' *first post: naked twink* this is no different than twitter