Novee is waking me up today by standing with all four paws on one boob 😭

Oh good, we’re having new paranormal experiences today lol

Millennial gamers are going to save the world because we are going to show our children how to use computers 🫠 because we actually have computers

Struggles of the Modern Cat - chapter one: Charging of the Water Fountain Battery Pack

ATTENTION PICNIC GOERS! Just secured the pavilion for this year’s weirdo picnic for June 27th! 😄

Need a YouTube video that’s 12 hours of cuttlefish, stingrays, sea horses, and whales. (Paired with classical music.) (yes those are my favorite sea creatures lol)

Well… I used the correct muscles yesterday for that fuckin 90lb box, that’s for sure. LOL. I’m less sore than I thought I would be. This is a wild achievement for someone with hypermobile joints 😂🎉

The dolly did go flying down the stairs by itself though 🤣😅 someone came out and asked if I was ok. What a way to meet the neighbors lolllllll

I exercise so I can (dangerously and stupidly!) bring a 90lb box of unbuilt furniture into a second floor apartment by myself 💪🏻

I finally looked up an official number, current kitchen for the next little bit is 65 years old LOL

Bird activity spotted

I had to make a list of things I’m excited about in the new place because otherwise I’d be texting five people 900 times a day about it LOL

I had a dream yesterday that I ordered a rug for the new place but I was sent the wrong one, and it was like 10 times as big as what I needed 🤣

Intense sandwich cravings and it’s not even 8:30 am 🥲

My office chair that was a curb garbage find 11 years ago, is soon returning to the curb side but I don’t think anyone is going to get any more use out of it 🤣 it is done for

The amount of relief I’m going to feel moving away from cat piss neighbors beside me and all-hours-of-the-day-loud-noise-makers above me is going to be like moving to the country

When I move out I’m going to do a ritual where I knock on the walls with something loud like a fucking bat for like four hours because these fucking upstairs neighbors hammer shit into every wall, multiple times a week, all hours of the day. Right now is super bad 🥲 it’s upsetting Nova

Over here working like “what if…. I worked from the bathtub!” 😂😭 I’m over it lol

I really believe the Final Destination movies fucked me up a little bit 🤣

Sleep has been elusive the last couple weeks

Working a full day for what reason!!???? 😭

My homemade tartar sauce is officially a million times better than store bought 🫠

Me at work “I deal with him a lot though and he like idk, gets confused as men do” 😂

About three times a week I laugh randomly thinking about the lady who would drink raw milk if she “knew the cow” 🤣💀

Resolutions exist because moms don’t have one spare damn minute in the holiday season. I’ll get back to exercising in the new year I guess 🥲

Had no clue coconut milk had so much B12 in it, I feel way more awake today and I’m thinking that helped

Having fun in spite of your brain and being an asshole back to it really does help 😂 just like dealing with other humans, don’t be nice to it if it’s being cruel. “You’re fat” “fuck you nobody asked you” lol have fun sarcastically to get back at it and it helps so much.

Cat piss neighbors got new furniture and ofc half the packing material blew into my little yard/patio. (And it smells like piss in the kitchen) thank god moving day is imminent

Bring back fog lights on cars because LED or not, lights placed so high up don’t work hellllooooo why tf did we have them in the first place?

I got the most obscure request from my friend to grab something at the store when I was there, and I fucking love it. It was a turkey leg HAHAHAHAHA I said “like the meat?” HAHAHA because you’d never expect turkey leg

Well I finally watched the one YouTube video that officially pushed the algorithm into weird territory lol and it was a video about old growth forests 🤣

Ok now I’m playing the demo of American truck simulator and this is really fun 🤣

Who knew driving race cars on a track in real life would prepare me for playing the Assetto Corsa video game 🤣

Bring back glow-in-the-dark remotes

I just turned on the Pluto Star Trek channel and it’s showing the exact episode I left off at when I was on the paramount app last time I was watching the original series !!!

Need to sleep but out of nowhere I crave a tomato sandwich

Ok I thought she was out of the water but she just decided to make a house under the sea LMAO

Had Minecraft on for one minute and we are stuck in the water. No clue how to get out and the internet has been unhelpful so far lol

Happy Cat-mas! 🎄

Need to start a “Soundtrack Club” like a book club but you listen to a soundtrack and then talk about it together on a Wednesday night lololol

“I’m as healthy as healthy gets” I say to myself while drinking a Mountain Dew at 10 am

A doctor office gave me the building number, door color, and name of the neighborhood in Chicago instead of a regular address lmaoooooo and multiple places pull up on maps with that info 🥲

New place is way more walkable too. I won’t even have to leave the neighborhood for sushi 🤣

Me watching the new post alerts go off like “some of you don’t have to work today!!” 😂😂😂 my office healthcare/legal job is so important that we can’t even be done at noon this year! Lmao.

I guess it’s time to wrap presents

Guess who was chirping at my from right outside my bedroom window when I was measuring the new apartment??! A CARDINAL 💜

Proud moment in my mental health/disordered eating journey: I got a scale again and weighed myself and didn’t have a panic attack! No anxiety at all! 🥹

Spoke with an attorney yesterday who was downright shocked that we have to work on Boxing Day 🤣

Me remembering I’ll have central air/heating soon

Can do advanced math equations. Thought until two days ago the term “hot dog” came from dogs and not the food 🤣