Instead of going home and playing Pokemon in bed I went to the gym and played Pokemon while running on the treadmill and riding the bike thingy

I am your MOTHER!

Where can I get Pokemon snow pants?

Haven’t gotten sweaty in a dark warehouse surrounded by hot shirtless men in a while…

I keep getting debt reduction ads on insta but I don’t have debt.

Help I’m listening to LUX by ROSALÍA on repeat again

I’m getting a different vibe 👀

I need a massage and a lobotomy

I wish y’all were my friends

Woke up with heavy d today :(

I need to kiss boys

I did nap from the moment I got home from work to an hour before my bedtime.

Doing this again btw 🫩

It’s only Tuesday and I’m tired like it’s Friday

Uh oh the gays found ai muscles 🫩

I barely survived 🥵

Just have to make it through today. Then I can rest for one day.

I keep listening to Rosalía’s LUX even though I have no idea what she’s singing about

I realize a lot of you probably have no idea what this means 😂

Day 1 of 5 tours in a row! Gonna be zombie mode on Monday, see ya!

Crush just posted an AI song to his insta story :(

Need a bf so I can put my freezing cold feet on his warm back while we lay in bed trying to go to sleep

Plane tickets should be free if it’s your first time flying to the place.

If you’re hanging out with 3 of your friends and one of them has not seen a TV show, would you still watch the new, fourth episode of said TV show?

Red light

Love when a 👀big👀 guy acts like he doesn’t know it’s 👀big👀

I just watched all of Succession so I know what winning a bidding war for a company means

Live action My Life as a Teenage Robot when?

We’re watching Pluribus

Are you people real? Like, do you have jobs? What do you do?

I need to be naked out in nature asap

Pink goes good with Green~

Just slept for 4 hours at a party lol

What’s something you started saying just to be funny but now it’s real? I’ll go first: “I’m in my top era”

“Will top in an emergency” Well, the “emergencies” are getting more frequent I fear

How it started: How it’s going:

Thankful for all the men who stuffed me over the years~

If your product is “viral” how come I’ve never seen it before I was forced to watch this targeted ad?

I just feel like Freddie Stroma and I would get along really well. As in he’s really pretty and I have eyes to look at him really well.

🌧️🌧️🌧️

Is Pokopia gonna be closer to Minecraft than animal crossing??

For those following along at home, second attempt was a success.

Let’s try this again

In a shocking turn of events I fell asleep and didn’t go out at all last night

What do I wear to the warehouse party tonight…?

I don’t interact with ads, products, services, etc. on social media so my algorithm is whack. I also only follow and interact with people I know so my explore page is all over the place.

Goal: Makeout with at least one hottie tonight

Too soon?

The moon landing… has happened