Watching Southern Charm on my phone in the Planet Fitness hydromassage chair IS self care.

Watching Southern Charm for my first time while watching current Summer House is wild. I’m seeing Paige and Craig get together and break up at the same time.

Jesus Fucking Christ. #Severence

🪻 First Bluebonnet sighting of the season! 🪻

All Day I Dream About Shooting. #ADIDAS #AR15

So what Instagram is the new rotten . Com ?

Okay. Fine. I started watching Severance.

Trans people make up about 1% of the population in the United States. Imagine doing everything in your power to hate and destroy 1% of people who all they want is to be able to live their lives. Trans people deserve to exist, billionaires however do not. Folks are hating on the wrong 1%

Nice lil’ Sunday shootin’

your thank you’s mean nothing to me unless you’re putting a dollar into my tip jar

Saw The Monkey tonight and it was fun! Nice kills! #TheMonkey #OsgoodPerkins #StephenKing

Arm day at the gun gym.

Okay but for real this new season of Southern Hospitality is GOOD.

This adidas tracksuit and Bravo marathon is going to solve ALL my problems .

See y’all TONIGHT !

Trash ass Chiefs with Christian nationalist kicker and Trump loving Mahomes family kicked into the dirty by the Eagles who come from a city with a big Black population during a Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar and a super Black halftime show all in front of Trump. Love it.

🦅 GO BIRDS 🦅

Rooting for The Chiefs is bootlicker energy.

I bet hobbits could make so much money on feet finder.

Calling in sick because I saw a gold cyber truck.

Saw Heart Eyes tonight and it’s a fun, cute, rom com slasher! We got these Valentines too!

Everything is bad but I'm having a good time posting on blue sky. This is what's wrong with america

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Almost crashed my car because the moon looked so cool.

This movie was fun as hell and I love the entire cast 🖤

The next Boner Bizarre is Valentines Day and it’s a tribute to Dario Argento ! Tickets: darioargento.eventbrite.com

Rooting for The Chiefs is bootlicker energy.

🦅 Fly, Eagles Fly 🦅

Welcome to the American Years of Lead.

Rich and Poor are America’s only two genders.

But will Trump restore goatse .cx?

Welp. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯