Johnny Seagull
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I like hose water π Winnepeg
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It's wildly irresponsible to own music on CDs without looking up the dynamic response of the digital master
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You lookin like you skip Fitter Happier
2 days ago
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A so called "Peace Prize" created by the inventor of dynamite
3 days ago
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Moby Dick
5 days ago
I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
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I forgot to smoke weed today!!!
5 days ago
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KOJAMFπ€π€π€
8 days ago
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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I'm drinking a
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8 days ago
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sometimes you can't fight any harder, you simply need better weapons
11 days ago
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"I use to be a pilot", says the bartender at the airport lounge
12 days ago
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You're allowed to smoke in Wegmans
12 days ago
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America can not begin to heal until every relocated sports team is put back where it came from
13 days ago
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There's an old woodsmans' technique for wearing an onion skin as a condom
14 days ago
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Sandy Loam
15 days ago
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I'm walking home drunk and I. Playing British Grenadiers out my phone
16 days ago
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Knowledge of self is the most precious substance in the universe
16 days ago
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A group of sandwiches is called a "coven"
17 days ago
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sara π rubin
17 days ago
S! and R!
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Was staring into the abyss and a clean-toned, lightly flanged guitar rose out of it?
17 days ago
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Banana-flavored foam (packed with 15 grams of protein)
18 days ago
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Chris Franklin
18 days ago
wondering what marshall mcluhan would think of bullet casings as a medium
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its fairly obvious that Eve is Wall-E's dominatrix
19 days ago
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Older pickup truck packed full of garbage
19 days ago
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Bro I'm in the throes of religious ecstacy rn
20 days ago
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A kegger in the woods would fix me
23 days ago
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Not only is Robert Silverberg a grand master of science fiction, he's also an Olympic gooning champion
23 days ago
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There is no God but Jehova and Joseph Smith is his prophet, peace be upon him
24 days ago
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hannah account
25 days ago
dance music is one of the most powerful weapons we have against cartesian dualism
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We need to develop American Chavs
25 days ago
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When I was a tree I had a root fetish
25 days ago
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Herpes Cineplex
25 days ago
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There's no recommended upper limit on daily pickle consumption btw
26 days ago
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Girls are named Rowan, Choate, and Palmer. Boys names are Amory, McGeorge, and Harcourt
27 days ago
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Just drank a
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28 days ago
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I'm drinking a
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30 days ago
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Milk builds
about 1 month ago
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Muting the name of thay guy who got domed and instantly turning into a transcendant celestial figure as from an Alex Grey work
about 1 month ago
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Remarkable. Another 8+hour work day.
about 1 month ago
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How did people deal with kinks in ancient days? Were they sucking toes in the Victorian era?
about 1 month ago
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Wearing this in public: good idea or bad idea? Hot or not?
about 1 month ago
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
about 1 month ago
This is class solidarity. In case youβre at all confused.
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Sophie Bee
about 1 month ago
Anyway, time to work at my job again
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I'm drinking a
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about 1 month ago
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I've drank two
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about 1 month ago
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I'm developing a 12 step process for horniness based on the AA model
about 1 month ago
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I'm drinking a
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about 1 month ago
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He is called by some the "father of pivot tables"
about 1 month ago
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Just realized this is all short form media. Oh my God.
about 1 month ago
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Placed on administrative leave from the dick sucking factory
about 1 month ago
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When a man wears a mustache, he belongs to an order of men with mustaches. One mustache gives legitimacy to every other mustache. Male Solidarity.
about 1 month ago
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