How long until Sir Keir takes on a lucrative role as human rights advisor to the Saudi-funded Kushner-Blair Board of Peace?

So long, Ripper 💔

ink splotches all over my hands quill issue

Just went to the pharmacy to pick up my Salbutamol inhaler and do you know what I had to pay for the thing? FORTY NINE EUROPEAN CENTS. The consultation with the doctor who prescribed it for me cost nothing. I GLADLY pay taxes to support public healthcare and will defend it until my dying breath.

Brandon, Brenda, Kelly, Dylan, Donna and Steve

"I asked ChatGPT" yeah well I asked your mum

looking at the UK local election results lowkey has me rooting for the hantavirus

Top 15 tv shows ever, gut instinct only: Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Good Place Derry Girls Fawlty Towers Die Sendung mit der Maus Pan Tau Sesame Street Star Trek Voyager Star Trek DS 9 Don't trust the B in Apt 23 The Pitt The Golden Girls ALF Chernobyl Coronation Street

The sudden sensation that you've been in this same sticky situation before: The French call it déjà glue.

Godspeed Artemis 2

fuckety bye, Sora may your demise bankrupt the right dipshits may wildflowers and gloriously weird human made art thrive in your place

@olivia.science how does one respond constructively, without expletives, to someone simulating humans in ChatGPT to "develop better policy options for justice and sustainability"? (Janne M. Korhonen in case he blocks me. Wouldn't even blame him, my responses seem unhinged. Men like him trigger me.)

@sarahkendzior.bsky.social wrote that the phrase "nobody saw it coming" tells you who the speaker considers to be "nobody" Because plenty of "nobodies" DID see it coming: feminists, black people, disabled activists, environmental justice activists, indigenous people, trans and other queer people...

What is happening? So many accounts are getting axed for no good reason. Bring back Link, bring back Sarah.

after careful consideration and deep reflection I have come to the nuanced opinion that ChatGPT sucks donkey butt

Hard disagree. Children and adults can and do enjoy a lot of the same things. What we *do* need to get better about casting off, though, is stuff that upon reflection is actually pure shit. Like stories where a girl gets ridiculed for wanting to abolish slavery and the hero ends up being chief cop

bring back Jessie Gender you dipshits

PSA from Spain: Keep your power banks charged, people. And keep some drinking water around. An analog radio *with charged batteries* won't hurt, either.

As a bone fide biologist, let me say that the UK High Court has just demonstrated that it doesn't know *fuck* about human biology. Or what the word "biological" even means. Also, I kinda wish I *weren't* a biologist, because if I was a rocket scientist, I could fire JK Rowling into the fucking sun

Fighting off Alishabots like Buffy fighting off the Knights of Byzantium from inside that clapped out old Winnebago in Season 5

don't fuck this up, America