Sure, this whole Canucks-in-fighter-jets thing is cool but to market to me I’m gonna need Garland in progressive lenses, reading a Sharon Olds poem and sucking Dairymilk squares.

Totally invisible. 🫥 #art #oilpainting

Genuinely moved when I reunited Lily with Florian, her deceased poltergeist fiancée, on Fishdom this morning if you want to know my mental state these days.

This book is my TS12 @palimpsestpress.bsky.social

Pictured: one unbothered tyke on a bike. Out of frame: at least 30 people unabashedly hucking leaves in the air and taking selfies 🍂🍁🍃 (Mountain View Cemetery, Vancouver)

Look at me watching a sports event played on thawed terrain.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

where my day job poets at

‘I Want My Loved Ones to Go With Me’ by Noah Cyrus is one of the most perfect albums I’ve heard in years. If you like gorgeous mournful lap-steel country that confirms loving someone is absolutely a shit deal, give it a listen. Again, perfection.

Based on the cover of Seascraper by Benjamin Wood. #inktober #inktober2025 #drawing

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Really sad to discover that the City of Vancouver has ended Mountain View Cemetery’s Night for All Souls. It feels incredibly out of touch to take away a beautiful community event that helps people move through innumerable types of grief, particularly this year. Hopefully it’s just a pause.

Salvador Dali was alive at the same time as Kevin Durant.

Injured myself sleeping on the visitor side of my tempurpedic

Seascraper may not have been shortlisted for the Booker Prize today, but I felt this novel deeply and I’m so proud of my friend for his discipline and brilliance in writing it #benjaminwood #bookerprize

Not sure my constitution can handle having discovered Ethel Cain this week.

when I save the lines I cut from poems to use in later poems

"Whether it’s harnessing a horse, cooking a fry-up or tuning a guitar, Wood transforms the quotidian into the poetic..." The Guardian reviewed Booker finalist SEASCRAPER by Benjamin Wood, on sale 11/4. https://bit.ly/4mGdzTw

Look, my friend wrote Seascraper and this is now a Seascraper fan page and you bet I’m gonna heart every Seascraper post I find as I obsessively refresh my search for Seascraper hey did I mention Seascraper

Jeff Hiller deserved every bit of that Emmy. Somebody Somewhere was so special and Joel’s character was the beating heart of it. I really hope the show can be revived someday.

The last 18 months have mentally and physically filleted me, and I can’t tell you how happy I am knowing hockey is back soon. I don’t even care about the Cup anymore. I just want to see Conor and Brock and Quinn and Thatcher and all the other guys that sound like they’re from Dead Poets Society.

Looks like I only sleep every second night now, which is truly a grim treat

Beyond grateful that this pod has found a new home. Bring on the restored faith and public crying, baby! I’ve missed it so.

Listening to records and hittin’ the sauce 🍎 (just coming out of a flu clearly conjured by my worst enemy - may the sounds of my expiratory wheeze wake them each night at the witching hour)

Oh good my birthday blues have peaked five days early

Amanda Lamarche, bee photographer and dangling-bee-feets fanatic, at your service 🐝

Santiago Rusiñol y Prats, Interior with Figures, 1894, Oil on canvas, 79 x 63 cm (MEAM, Barcelona)

The game of Fishdom has me by the throat tell my family I love them

Seascraper, by Benjamin Wood, is a mesmerising portrait of a young man confined by his class and the ghosts of his family’s past, dreaming of artistic fulfilment. @vikingbooks.bsky.social Find out about the #BookerPrize2025 longlisted book: https://thebookerprizes.pulse.ly/mdskttq1aq

My buddy, Ben, on the Booker Prize longlist! What a way to wake up! #bookerprize2025 #seascraper #benjaminwood

Anyone on amlodipine notice they can like, read a whole book again? The rest of the side effects can kick rocks, but my brain is quieter and my focus better. Nice surprise.

Just in case you thought you could get a moment’s peace as a female hockey fan

Respect to E.M. and E.M. only.

My delightful friend Ben’s newest novel, Seascraper, is out now. I’m really excited about this one because it apparently takes place over a day and a bit, and that’s all my little raisin brain can handle these days! Congrats, buddy! She’s a beaut! #benjaminwood

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One of my favourite poems from her collection as well ✨ #karensolie #poetry #canadianpoetry

📘 Benjamin Wood, Senior Lecturer in Creative Writing in @kingsenglish.bsky.social, releases his fifth novel this week. Seascraper follows a day and half in the life on Thomas Flett who is visited by an American stranger claiming to be a film director 👇

The bees tolerate me 🐝

My very first tattoo—still healing and peeling—a 1980s bottle of Glenlivet for my dad 🥃

Just want Brock Boeser to know there’s some houses for sale on my street.

Canucks management making it reaaal easy for me to take a break and focus on Vancouver’s new PWHL team this coming season 😞

OK, here is my pitch for a new show: High Heritage. Sorta like Drunk History, but it’s Canadians blazing it with Seth Rogen and re-telling their favourite Heritage Minutes while other Canadians reenact it. Nobody steal this excellent idea.

Garden friend 🐞🌱

So grateful Heavyweight found a new home and is back for another season. I listen to a whole flock o’ pods, but this one is on a different level. If you have a ticking human heart, I recommend.

I can’t be the first menopausal person to use the word “hormocidal” but I’m proud of myself nonetheless.

Vancouver doing Vancouver things 😍 #wisteria #springtimeinvancouver

Please do not disturb, I am currently IABB. (Invested in Anyone Beating Binnington) #winnipegjets

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Happy Election Day, Vancouver. Vote with your hearts, say hello to every neighbour you see, and ask to pet all the dogs. We got this.

South Vancouver will always be this way. We always show up.