Our drummer, John, takes photos of our travels. Please check out his page: bsky.app/profile/john... Barcelona, Spain

SAN FRANCISCO BOP is a song and video dedicated to the beauty and uniqueness of the City by the Bay. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5vH...

Please check out Meditations of a Cynic, a cartoon series created by our keyboardist, Peter. bsky.app/profile/medi...

From Peter Upright's Meditations of a Cynic: bsky.app/profile/medi...

THE UPRIGHTS just received this great article from Jose Martinez at Complex Magazine. It is a fantastic review of our album, Death of the White Dog. Please check it out. (A link to the album/video is in the first comment.)

DEATH OF THE WHITE DOG by The Uprights has been praised by Buzz Magazine, Pitchfork, MOJO, Complex, and Jeff Ihaza of Rolling Stone. We were named one of the Best Indie Bands of 2025. Pitchfork: 'The Uprights blur the line between music and art.' Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ymc...

Keith Cameron is a liar and a thief! DO NOT GIVE HIM MONEY. He will continue to add on costs and fees until you finally give up on him. He is a con artist! I paid for a permanent link and then he asked for more money to keep it posted.

FANFARE FOR THE COMMON DRUNK by The Uprights is one of our favorite pieces. Heavily influenced by classical music, it could be used in a video game or a super-hero movie. And the video itself is a brief film noire. Enjoy! (From the album: Death of the White Dog) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmd4...

Before THE UPRIGHTS became an experimental electronic band, we recorded a jazz album. It was quickly shelved and we moved on to bigger (and weirder) things. But just to prove that we really can play, here's a track from that album. It is our tribute to San Francisco. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5vH...

Hey, it's Saturday! You're bored and have nothing to do. You should watch the latest video from The Uprights. It's kind of funny and kind of terrifying. Just like life.... 😎 www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGhU...

NUMB3RS is the latest piece from The Uprights. There is a 'special message' for Donald Trump at the 2:35 mark hidden in the video. Enjoy!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGhU...

Before THE UPRIGHTS became an experimental electronic band, we recorded a jazz album. It was quickly shelved and we moved on to bigger (and weirder) things. But just to prove that we really can play, here's a track from that album. It is our tribute to San Francisco. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5vH...

NUMB3RS is the latest piece from The Uprights. There is a 'special message' for Donald Trump at the 2:35 mark hidden in the video. Enjoy!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGhU...

Here is a photo of a Princeton grad and a Harvard grad. Oh, and the other one is an Epstein call girl. 😎

Happy Birthday to the Pedo-In-Chief from THE UPRIGHTS. Here's a little something to commemorate the occasion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkkU...

My experimental electronic band, THE UPRIGHTS, just received this fantastic review from Keith Cameron at MOJO, a music magazine based out of London. He reviewed 'Death of the White Dog.' 'The album feels distinctly modern and hauntingly reflective.' mojomagazines.blogspot.com/2026/06/the-...

As an early birthday present to our Pedophile-In-Chief, THE UPRIGHTS would like to offer up this little gem: 'The Fuck You Song' Enjoy! youtu.be/IkkUuXcz96Y

Donald Trump is going crazy because someone imprinted 8647 on the grass at the National Mall. It sure would be a shame if he found the secret message in this music video for our song 'NUMB3RS'. LOL (Check at about the 2:35 mark) 😎 Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGhU...

Brand-new from THE UPRIGHTS!!! 'Numbers' is a piece about the importance of information in our lives. How it guides us, how it defines us and how it sometimes controls us. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGhU...

Brand-new from THE UPRIGHTS!!! 'Numbers' is a piece about the importance of information in our lives. How it guides us, how it defines us and how it sometimes controls us. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGhU...

If you like cynical, sarcastic and dark humor, you should check out Peter Upright's Meditations of a Cynic. It will please our Reptilian Overlords. bsky.app/profile/medi...

DARK CIRCUS by The Uprights is from Death of the White Dog, an album that has been praised by Jeff Ihaza of Rolling Stone, Buzz Magazine, Earmilk, Mojo Magazine and more. We have been compared to Pink Floyd and Brian Eno. One of the Best Indie Bands of 2025. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeeL...

From Peter Upright's Meditation of a Cynic bsky.app/profile/medi...

Just saw a sign that said “I would rather have 1000 MAGA supporters in my shop than one non-binary lefty libtard” Funeral directors are funny 😎

Death of the White Dog by The Uprights has been praised by Jeff Ihaza of Rolling Stone, Complex, Pitchfork, Earmilk. Buzz Magazine called us one of the Best Indie Bands of 2025. We have been compared to Pink Floyd and Brian Eno. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ymc...

Please check out Peter Upright's Meditation of a Cynic. Dark, sarcastic humor with just a touch of 'there's something wrong with that boy'. 😎 bsky.app/profile/medi...

My experimental electronic band, THE UPRIGHTS, just received this fantastic review from Keith Cameron at MOJO, a music magazine based out of London. He reviewed 'Death of the White Dog.' 'The album feels distinctly modern and hauntingly reflective.' mojomagazines.blogspot.com/2026/06/the-...

This meme generates more anger among MAGAts than anything else I post. Spread it around.....LIBERALLY! 😎

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.... www.facebook.com/reel/3409283...

Hey, kid! Do you want to headline at the Freedom 250 Concert?

It is with great sadness that we have to announce that both The Archies and The Banana Splits have withdrawn from Trump's July 4th celebration.....🤣

Sadly, Zack Attack has also pulled out the Freedom 250 celebration.....

LAST DAY OF THE COMPETITION: Please click on this link and vote for free on behalf of Rod Upright. He is a finalist for a $25,000 prize in this art competition. Thanks! peoplesartist.org/2026/rod-upr...

BUZZ MAGAZINE wrote this fantastic article about our most recent album, Death of the White Dog. They also named THE UPRIGHTS one of the Best Indie Bands of 2025. Please have a look.....

THE UPRIGHTS are finalists in this art competition. If you could, please click on this link and register a 'free' vote for Rod Upright. If you do that for us, we will ask that the Reptilian Overlords spare your life. Thanks! peoplesartist.org/2026/rod-upr...

Our keyboardist, Peter, is also a very funny cartoonist. His humor tends to be cynical and sarcastic and maybe just a little dark. Please check out his page: bsky.app/profile/medi...

Chemistry Lab, 2024

Just to be clear.....