Dopamine boost! My Full Moon Club wolf paws by @v-art.co.uk arrived today! They’re so comfy and the box art is damn sexy! 🐺

That would really suck if my earbuds exploded while I had them in my ears and I ended up permanently def. *Proceeds to put in earbuds*

This skeet is dedicated to the men and women of Columbia University, whose tireless efforts to create a race of super beings continues undaunted.

I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs off the bed where a monster can get it.

If you can’t stand the heat, put on a jacket.

It’s always awkward when you go to pick up your cat from the vet and when someone hears your pet’s name they say, “That’s my daughter’s name.” (My cat’s name is Calliope.)

Went to bed at 1:30am, woke up at 6:00am to take my cat to the vet. I’m going to be a zombie for the rest of the day.

Just drank some water so cold that it’s left my tongue numb. 🥶

Memories, like nightmares, sometimes come when you least expect them.

I have decided that I am going to be less of a people pleaser from now on. Unless that’s one of the traits you like about me. Then maybe I won’t.

My grocery bill was less than $100, which means that I must have forgotten something.

I hope someday I’ll go to bed before midnight like normal people do.

it do be like this sometimes

I’m not flirting, I’m just talking. It’s not my fault that everything I say sounds like butter on a warm tortilla.

They say that when you’re overwhelmed by current events, instead of consuming news you should create. Write, draw, paint, whatever brings you solace. I’m really trying to get back to a place of creation right now.

Seeing me in real life is rare. I’m a hallucination.

Sometimes my cats make it difficult to play games. #gamer #furbaby #deadbydaylight

Who needs April Fool’s Day when your whole life is a joke?

Sometimes I get stuck in this weird mood where nothing is wrong, but nothing feels right, either.

The dark doesn’t scare me, it recognizes me.

I can't prove it, but I swear I used to be smarter, funnier, and less tired.

Bitch face + bad eyesight = everybody thinks you hate them

Do you know what’s worse than being alone in the woods? Realizing that you’re not alone in the woods.

#SimonSmoke is infamous for being a colossal jerk, but he does have a knack for getting away with being one. #PoppyPlaytime #PlaytimeCo #NightmareCritters

I hope I didn’t use too much pink… 🌺 Anyway, happy spring, everybody! 🦋🐇 #DDV

Straddling the edge of the bathtub, I’m wondering if I can easily move my leg over so that I’m sitting properly, or will I just slide right off and face plant on the floor?

I’m old. I’m going to keep putting two spaces between my sentences, and I will not apologize for it. Also, stay off my lawn.

When I tell you that I’m bad with names, I mean YOUR name. I remember my name almost every single time.

Today’s #TheSims4 stream was just supposed to be me earning money to remove a curse. I ended up being abducted by aliens, impregnated, and now I’m struggling through single fatherhood with an alien baby. 😩👽

Monday vibes #ResidentEvil #RE3 #Nemesis

I was raised back when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

I was going through some boxes and I found my mom’s favorite game: Terminator 2 for the OG Game Boy. She was insanely good at it! If only I knew what happened to her Game Boy.

Loose as a goose and ready to gander!

Watching movies with other people has made me realize that I hardly ever laugh.

Tumblr has had this post of mine in content appeal for a few years now. I’m still trying to figure out why they flagged it for sexual content. 🤔

I’m gonna spend the day being lazy with #AllisterGator. I can clean tomorrow (if I feel like it). #PoppyPlaytime #NightmareCritters #PlaytimeCo

I’m not sure I’m attractive enough to identify as a “hot mess,” but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience.

Is it just me, or does nobody disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?

I’m mature, but not like mature mature. I pay my own bills, but I still recite “righty tighty, lefty loosey” to figure shit out.

I have D&D tomorrow. Normally, it’s the one thing I really look forward to at the end of the week, however, I feel like I’m not going to enjoy it this time. One of our group is bringing along a friend, someone I’ve never met, and as an introvert, I shut down around unfamiliar people.

I’m not denying any rumors about myself. I probably did do it, and if I didn’t, I might now.

I play The Sims because it’s wholesome good fun! 🐺 #werewolfwednesday

I was trying to choose a word that wasn’t “dumb” or “stupid”, but meant those things and somehow landed on “lame-brain”. I haven’t even thought of that word since grade school lol.

My oldest stuffed animal is this orange stegosaurus that I named “Elmo” when I was little. Seriously, he was given to my mom when she was in the hospital birthing me (1985) and I’ve had him ever since. He’s still in good condition, other than he used to have red spots. #ThrowbackThursday #tbt

I watched my friend play The Sims and now I kinda wanna stream it, too. I haven’t played it in years, but watching her stream brought back all the fun memories I have, and now I can be a werewolf, so I’m definitely in! Lol

No motivational words today. Throw a chair at them, if you need to. 🪑

Repeat after me: I am precious. I am strong. I am kind. And I am capable of unholy devastation. (But mostly precious.)

Never create a monster and then act surprised when it gets hungry.