I’m sorry but watching Carl & Kyle fight has be ROLLING!! 😂😂 “you 6’5 motherfucker!!” The (white) boys are fighting y’all!!! #SummerHouse

I don’t want to watch last night’s ep but I’m going to 🫠 #SummerHouse

Isabella is getting engaged to Bryce next week??? And disrespecting her mother in the same episode??? #Unexpected

I feel like I should be watching last night’s ep w/ something stronger than my breakfast smoothie but here I am 🫠 #SummerHouse

I’ve been struggling through this season. Luke is gross. Danny is gross. And now this news that Michelle might be dating Dr Dre? I can’t. #TheValley

Let me log off. You dusty fools are not worth my time ✌🏾

“Megan is run through!” Nigga you can’t even wash ya ass properly! STFU!!

I give you exhibit “MEN AIN’T SHIT” right here 🙄

Just came on here to say I’ve only rooted for Megan Thee Stallion & Megan Thee Stallion ONLY. She could pop out w/ Michael B Jordan, marry him & they last 20 yrs & I’d still only root for her bc men ain’t shit

Opening the app to find out Amanda is as dirty & lowdown as I always knew she was. #SummerHouse

I love KJ & Dara. I wish this mess of a season could’ve focused more on them #SummerHouse

My bro is a diehard Steelers fan. I sent him the ESPN breaking news alert about Aaron Rodgers & his response was “THEY NEVER SHOULDA DRAFTED HIS ASS!!!” 😂😂😂. He’s not wrong though

I’m hella late to this. A girl slapped Ice Spice in a McDonald’s. Then some dude tried to fight Ice Spice? Wtf is going ON???

Just sitting here thinking how I used to drag Amanda for fucking filth on Twitter S1-S3 for being a whiny, trashy bitch & stopped bc her defenders were annoying af. Now look at me: #SummerHouse

Ben is setting a boundary & Amanda doesn’t like it. Also, Ben & Ciara talked about Sabrina & him dating before. Not his fault he found Ciara trustworthy & maybe no one else in the house to talk about his feelings about Sabrina. Amanda SUCKS #SummerHouse

Lord have mercy. Tamera joined threads yesterday & the dragging she’s getting is something out of this world 🫣

Clapped so loud for Azzi I scared my dog. Oops!

Watching Love After Lockup & one of the women is local 🫣

Coco Gauff had to make a TikTok explaining the concept of her Miu Miu campaign bc hating ass hoes said her hair wasn’t done & she basically looked a mess.

After all these weeks, I still haven’t warmed up to Bailey #SummerHouse

I skipped S6 for whatever reason. Seeing the previews now, I feel like I immediately got annoyed & said “NOPE” but I’m gonna see what I missed 🤷🏾‍♀️ #SummerHouse

I can’t believe I’m still watching this bs. Bella & Hunter? Their parents are SICK. The whole situation makes me want to throw up #Unexpected

I’m watching The Family with Michelle pfeiffer & Robert DeNiro for the first time. I really like this movie

Just abandoned a group chat to speed race over here. Blessings to Angel Reese bc Chicago Sky didn’t deserve her!!

Not someone on that damn clock app being irate a lot of stores were closed on Easter & also saying not everyone was Christian. Let ppl rest & relax. What happened to Sundays being a day for rest?

Geno Geno GENO. Anyway

JFC they colonized sardines. I cannot believe something I ate as a kid is being seen as some radical discovery that will “purify” ur gut & make ur skin glow. I ate that shit on saltines w/ hot mustard at 5 yrs old bc my great aunt born in 1908 was like, “here. Sit down & eat this.”

Bye, Pam Bondi!!

Atlanta residents, gather round real quick. Y’all are aware that Lake Lanier is one of the sources for y’all water supply, right? I ask bc some residents just found out. Like, found out TODAY 🫣

Like I said. Kyle is a good person. He’s worried about Amanda & is flabbergasted West has gained followers in all this (same, Kyle, same) #SummerHouse

Trying to separate my rage from yesterday as I watch the latest ep but it’s hard af #SummerHouse

I don’t care if it April fools day. Don’t even think about it

Did y’all hear the European Commission is telling everyone to 1) wfh 2) drive less & 3) cancel planned holidays bc they’ll most likely run out of jet fuel/rising gas prices bc of the attacks in Iran? SMH.

Don’t talk to me right now bc I’m livid for Ciara beyond anything I can put into words. Amanda & West can get fucked. And yes, it’s that serious. Bc if u say it’s not then u haven’t been listening to anything Ciara has said on the show about her emotions plus race #SummerHouse

I hate that I went to see why Kristi Noem was trending

Not the end of S1 ep1 showing the previews of the season to come & Amanda crying & going, “I think I deserve so much better”. This is why I have zero sympathy for her bc she said this as a BOOTY CALL #SummerHouse

I’m baffled at the mental gymnastics ppl have been going through to believe Amanda wouldn’t do this to Ciara. Have we forgotten how shitty she was to Jules? Even to Lindsay. Amanda came into SH a self absorbed brat at 25 & is still a bit self absorbed & bratty 10 yrs later #SummerHouse

Rewatching Black Panther for the first time in a while & this came out in 2018?? Like 8 years ago 2018!?!?? What is time anymore???

I thought it came out years ago that Chilli was conservative & most likely a Trump supporter? Did I make that up?

Sweet lord. This girl posted on threads a pic of something she found in her bf’s sock drawer & she didn’t know what it was. It was a crack pipe. She may be trolling but the comments are HILARIOUS

My fave thing right now on TikTok is the black high school seniors get accepted into their dream Ivy League schools. I’m like a proud auntie

Am I the only one who uses Waze instead of Apple or Google Maps? I know Waze is owned by Google but I only see Apple Maps vs Google Maps arguments 🤔

His name is #GeoffreyOwens. Why this is being repeated without saying his name is beyond me! #Good #ThePitt

80 degrees yesterday. Perfect sunny weather for Reds opening day. Today? 37, chilly & rainy. Ohio PLEASE let us rest!!

I have been under a ROCK. Ciara & Amanda are supposedly beefing bc Amanda & West are hooking up? Yet Amanda recently came out & said West & her are just friends & he was supportive last summer. This is based on IG likes/posts? #SummerHouse

I’d hate to be on tv. Or even remotely famous. No one would get a thing out of me

Kyle posted on IG acknowledging his piss poor behavior on last night’s ep & how him & Amanda talked it out after & they’re good. Yet ppl are still coming for him in the comments. Again, we don’t know these ppl outside of what we see on tv. 🤷🏾‍♀️ #SummerHouse

Before my Netflix subscription expired, I watched this doc about this guy who went to India to get his eye color changed. The gist: he ended up looking like a vampire, moved to NYC bc he was feeling himself, but had to go back to his dark brown eyes bc the implants were bad

Me at the beginning of ep 7 #Paradise

Himesh Patel has been cast in Ryan Coogler’s X Files reboot w/ Danielle Deadwyler? Baby let’s go!!