the ppl walking around nyc rn wearing layers need to be studied by scientists to learn whatever medical secrets they have

Had a terrifying realization today that the label on a towel in my bathroom is from a store that I've never been in

Buying a bag of mixed greens for salads is basically like taking on a freelance illustration assignment, because that bag comes with an unavoidable schedule and a deadline that could result in you getting botulism

Losing my studio next year and fully expecting my apartment to look like Neo's after I move everything in

New one for the New Yorker about the fall of Italian soccer and its links to stricter immigration policies.

The statue heads for seats is such a great detail

Don't talk to me about gas prices when flavored mayo is $60 a gallon

They should have an adult amusement park where you spend a weekend running from or getting indoctrinated into a fake cult. Like The Wicker Man or Midsommar but for fun.

It's not AI, I just drew that hand really bad

I wish people were still threatening to Naruto-run into secure areas like 2019

I can't tell if the NYT writer whose entire beat is covering the opening SNL skit is being rewarded or punished.

If I was reclusive genius author or something, I’d only send my publisher manuscripts on obsolete formats like floppies or zip disks just to add to my mystique and to drive them crazy

it’s kinda crazy that Brita has this water pitcher monopoly but can’t design one that actually pours water correctly

Why are they not releasing the name of the graphic novel that Epstein's suicide note was in? What are they hiding?

Tony Stella passing is such a huge loss, RIP

If AI goes rogue, we can show it this and it will self-destruct www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4G0...

4:30 is jeans hour at the gym

The curly mullet is all over NYC. The intensity scale goes from Bensen Boone level (low) to Danny McBride (high)

Overheard 2 guys, one of them chiding the other and passionately defending someone who does cosplay as responsibly acting out a power fantasy as a response to feeling disempowered in the rest of their life

I love my gym because sometimes I'll open a locker and there's a sticker of a latino-coded Vegeta.

my only career regret is that I didn’t get to illustrate the “guy turning into a tortoise” subway ads

Going on ebay is great because sometimes you win an auction and get that dopamine hit but other times the price goes too high and you get the satisfaction of self control and the illusion of your fiscal responsibility

I hope that A24 Elden Ring movie is just about a guy playing Elden Ring and various people come in to watch him and he has to try and explain the story to them.

Shirt chest pockets are so amazing now that I wear glasses. Like what an incredible innovation

Seeing a candid pic of someone famous in their disorganized home is a real self-esteem booster.

They should make digital projectors that you can just screw into ceiling light fixtures

Who wants to get in on my store idea: selling background decoration pieces for podcasters and news reporters. Art that doesn't draw focus, books with illegible or super legible spines, etc. Looking for investors

there must be some logistical reason why no pizza place ever does a diagonal cut pepperoni

I wonder if this is the worst time or the perfect time for aliens to show up

My favorite sight in brooklyn is a floor to ceiling window covered by a flatscreen tv or a computer desk

I love the deli by my studio but I have a lot of questions about their lighting choices

I can't believe I messed up my back carrying an XL pizza for the second time

Kinda sad they replaced all the bands at SXSW with live podcast tapings.

My brother and I realized we were having the same dreams about a woman getting her feet bitten off by baby dragons, only to learn later that was an actual scene from the 1981 Disney film Dragonslayer

It's always tough to figure out what phase of illustration we're in, but I think we've moved on from the 80s vibe / airbush gradient era into the cute / naive era. Or maybe its just a rejection of polish era, which is really good for me.

Walked by a Turbotax pop-up in Soho. Ig they do your taxes there or something but were also selling merch like tshirts with the Turbotax logo. The store was completely empty and all of the employees were sitting on a couch together. That storefront probably costs at least $50k a month to rent.

Am I the only one who whispers “That’ll do pig” to myself when I approve of something

I love how weird and foreboding this cover is

I asked my attorney friend once what her favorite lawyer movie was and she said she didn't have one which really baffled me

Telling some of the biggest production companies on the planet they need to change the file format of everything they’ve ever made using an industry standard for the last 25 years because it’s going to be obsolete in a month, I wonder why that didn’t go over so well?

Shirow perfectly predicted 30 years ago we would all be annoyed with ppl who brought their electric scooters on the subway

Is it possible to make a digital 1099 email not look like a phishing scam

I’m conservative in that I believe posting a clip from a tv or movie on insta should only be done when recording it off your own tv from the couch with horrible lighting

in the shower thoughts: Animals would use buttons because their fur would get caught in zippers

The freezing weather is just accelerating my final evolution

Paywalling a new 4x play speed on youtube just makes me want it more. I don't want to hear words or see images, I want to swim in a constant flood of colors and sounds.

Extreme weather is coming to NYC so my parents are going to be calling all weekend so they can live vicariously through me.

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