If you sell your toilet in the resale market, remember to flush beforehand. It hurts its value if you don't.

The San Francisco Giants' win today was the equivalent of two college dudebros running a 400-yard footrace, but they got wasted on cheap red wine before then, stumbled across the track, and one of them happened to cross the finish line by crawling over it.

The existence of a sellout implies the existence of a sellin, but in fact they're mostly the same thing, since you're sellin part of yourself when you sell out. It's an infinite loop.

/give emeraldx headpats 64

As far as I'm aware, this hasn't been posted anywhere yet, so I might as well I commissioned this art piece from the artist ayafiy0, and it is absolutely beautiful! Currently my personal favorite artpiece of Emmy I've received to date!

"History of Cheating Scandals in the 'Franklin: A Birthday Surprise' Speedrunning Community" [1:34:07]

Thinking about that sound Heavy makes in Team Fabulous 2 at the 5:10 mark.

Current convention status update: -No AC, was planned but will not work out -Will be attending Supernova 2026 in support of my brother -Looking ahead for ANW and FC as a con double feature for January 2027 -Furality is a huge question mark at the moment

In space, no one can hear you playing your electroswing playlist. That's over 8 billion people who won't judge you immediately for your questionable taste in music.

In addition to the purchases I made, I should also plug in my own Bandcamp. I have nothing new in terms of releases today, but I still have several #ukhardcore, #happyhardcore, and #hardance music to check out. emeraldx.bandcamp.com #emxmusic #bandcampfriday #bcfriday

I made some purchases for Bandcamp Friday today. I wrote about them in my Telegram channel, which you can find here. t.me/emeraldxmusic As always, this is where you can get instant announcements for my work and life updates, so please check it out if you can!

This cat is a believer of the "Fascination ~eternal love mix~ is a diss track" theory.

Instant money hack: Put four quartebacks in a room to get a dollarback. Put four more quartebacks in the same room to get even more dollarsback. Rinse and repeat until you have accumulated many dollars. You may want to spend those on luxury items like groceries.

Have you tried turning it off and then turning it back on again and then turning it off as it's turning back on again?

Had a sneak peak at this project. You all better go out and give this cat the support he deserves 🐱🎵

What you need to do is fill up on gas when it's cheap. Keep it on you and then during the next manufactured war, you sell it when the price is high.

Pharmaceuticals inventing catnip in the form of a pill

Hi, I'm alive.

I will be going on an extended hiatus from Bluesky for the time being, at least for the rest of the month. More details are in my Telegram announcement channel, which I strongly, highly recommend following at this time since I will be updating it during my absence here. t.me/emeraldxmusic

I will be going on an extended hiatus from Bluesky for the time being, at least for the rest of the month. More details are in my Telegram announcement channel, which I strongly, highly recommend following at this time since I will be updating it during my absence here. t.me/emeraldxmusic

All the love to trans folks today. Well, also every day, but especially today. 🏳️‍⚧️

Whatever was on my local throwback pop station -> DDR and Mario music -> EDM -> Trance and Hands up -> Happy/UK Hardcore -> Hardstyle -> Anything Hardcore Electronic I'm open to all kinds of music anyway, but in terms of what I was most into, I'd say that it went through this progression.

Anything with meat usually. Pepperoni, ham, meatballs, sometimes bacon and onions.

The story of how EmeraldX came about as a name is kinda long, but in short, my favorite color is green, emerald is a shade of it that I like, and the X is just because I like the letter. If I made a side project that stepped out of electronic, it would probably be violin solo arrangements.

Happy Opening Day! Couldn't put the entire suit on because I have no jersey to put it over, but let's bleed some orange and black #sfgiants

Attempting to test the waters on this: I officially have a Telegram channel for all announcements related to my work, as well as any major updates that concern me. If you'd like to get instant updates on what I'm doing, feel free to subscribe t.me/emeraldxmusic

headpats...? pleeeease....? 🥺 #furry #furryfandom #fursuit #fursuitfriday

headpats...? pleeeease....? 🥺 #furry #furryfandom #fursuit #fursuitfriday

WIP: A little intro sneak peak... #emxmusic #furrymusic #furrymusician #wipmusic #wip

WIP: A little intro sneak peak... #emxmusic #furrymusic #furrymusician #wipmusic #wip

Hi! Been a while! :3 #furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday

Hi! Been a while! :3 #furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday

I appreciate the birthday wishes from you guys today! I did quite a bit for my birthday including treating myself to a large dinner. It's been a nice day

Another year older 🎂

D1 for @emeraldxmusic.com ! [ #pokemon #pokefur #adoptable #furry #furryart #furryadopt #heartsarts ]

That'll be good haul for today #bandcampfriday

It's #bandcampfriday which gives me yet another opportunity to talk about my latest piece that came out a few weeks ago. You all know that I'm all for my hard-hitting tunes fast af tunes. emeraldx.bandcamp.com/track/my-way #happyhardcore #harddance #ukhardcore #furrymusic #furrymusician 🎧

adam and eve but it's now madame and steve because they both transed their gener woke bible

I don't know if I'll take the "hard dance artist remixing a classical piece" detour of my music journey, but let's just say I have an idea or two if it ever happens 🐱

I am so ready to actually get better at mixing my music so that I can blow all the other UKHC AIbros out of the water.

Hello, it's me, the kind of cat with DDR opinions that will make DDR Twitter shit their pants and salivate in anger kity

When you really put it into perspective, the internet would be nothing without furries, autistic people, and autistic furries.

I can't actually believe it's March now.

Wacca Lacca

Just so that I can make it clear: Please do not take my lack of posts on current events and advocacy as apathy or ignorance. I'm upset like many others and usually do what I can to help behind the scenes. I don't post about it so that I don't contribute to any stressors more than there already is.

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

LRP, I have not fallen in love with an anthro character in fiction quite like Jett Fillmore since Master Tigress. If there is fanart of her I will consume it 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down, and short is long And everything you thought That was just so important Doesn't matter

It is written, only Link can strive for cum