Bruno should probably stop taking pens. Shocking.

Impressive defending by Dalot 🙄 Bayindir keeping us in this today.

Well done Sesko, nice to see some fight 👏🏻

Keith Andrew into his 6th career game as manager for a team that lost key players in all areas this summer, yet we are completely outplayed. Embarrassing.

Huge 3 points against Chelsea. First half 11 vs 10 was very well handled by us. 10 vs 10 not so much, but nevertheless a huge win. Let’s build on this the next two games before the break 👊🏻🔴⚪️⚫️

Last five goals scored by an actual United player in the league. Two against Burnley, two against Villa final day of the season. The fifth… March 😵 Two of the five goals being penalties too. Worrying stuff.

A quiet week before Chelsea on Saturday. Odds on Garnacho scoring the winner and doing a ‘Adebayor against Arsenal’ kind of celebration against Stretford End?😫

Just because we’ve done some premature sackings post Sir Alex it doesn’t make it the right decision to keep up with this. There is 0 progress what so ever. Can’t defend, can’t score. Amorim is too stubborn to change anything so why keep on with this? Sorry about the negativity, this is hard.

Luke Shaw needs binning. City were here for the taking, this 💩 system and players out of position are costing us.

Martinez left out of Villa’s squad tonight. Would be an amazing signing!

3-2, surely Bruno wins it for us?

Of course

Mbuemo!!! We have a goal scored by a United player!!!

What is this defending? How to we go from completely dominating the first half to this?? 😫

Mainoo coming on 🤔

Been a decent half this. Lots of lovely play. Only worry is that our players don’t find the net on some of these incredible chances. Hopefully we’ll score one or two in second half. Can’t count on own goals against City and Chelsea after the break.

1-0 own goal 🥳

Onana just falls to a side on these pens.

Maguire ❤️

Mbuemo 👌🏻

It may be reactionary, but we are heading for yet another loss. Where is the urgency from Amorim? This formation is dreadful, the goalkeeper is shite. Early subs, another striker, anything? Faith in Ruben is fading.

Good to have Onana back.

What the h**l is this.

Good performance, deserved so much more. Will be more clinical as the new signings get time to gel, but unless we sign a new gk we will lose points. Can’t allow another season of Onana and Bayindir given we won’t spend big for Baleba this summer.

Won’t lie. Felt sick to my stomach watching both teams lineup. Casemiro been shocking in preseason, Amad benched for Dalot, no striker. Confidence low, hope Ruben have some tricks up his sleeve here. Anyway, football is back. Good luck everyone. 🇾🇪 GGMU!

Our cheeky loan attempt for Emi Martinez earlier this window means a new gk is a priority. When Donnarumma is available I am curious to know why we’re saying we’re not pursuing a deal for him. If he rejected us, fair enough. @david-ornstein.bsky.social @jacobsben.bsky.social Any insight?

I can’t wait for this season to end. If we somehow manage to win Europe we’ll get a clean slate with Champions League next season. Staying at the bottom of the table with no Europe doesn’t exactly scream a great fundament. Trust Ruben to turn things around with a few transfers and a pre-season 🤞🏻

Great performance this. Zirkzee and Dorgu outstanding. Bruno showing these guys who the Real Sausage Dad is! 👏🏻👏🏻

What a goal! Imagine not rating Bruno 🤪

Bruno ❤️

Not sure that was clear and obvious. Onana diving the wrong way like always on pens. Not even trying to save one. Lots of work to do now.

Pretty decent from us with a squad that worried me pre-kick off. Heaven looks like he can be some CB for us in years to come 👏🏻 Højlund on the other hand is completely lost. Would have won this with a clinical striker up front.

BRUNO❤️❤️ WHAT A FREEKICK!!

Come on United!! 🇾🇪

How did Konate escape a red card there? 🤪 PSG and Dembele’s been really really good so far.

Bruno ❤️👏🏻

Wan-Bissaka 😢 Meanwhile we are stuck with Diogo ‘High five’ Dalot.

Never a penalty. Well done to the ref for reverting his decision.

Another poor rebound from Onana there.

UGAAAARTEEEEE!!!!!

Bruno!!!!

And to think we were in good spirits before the season, laughing of Everton rejecting our bid for Branthwaite, saying we would get him on a cheap this summer when Everton are relegated. We are closer to relegation than Everton after 26 rounds 🙄

……………..

Nice defending. Proper muppetshow.

The bench consist of kids, but Ruben just got to trust them. These players are awful, just do something, anything!!!

Garnacho???? 🤪🤯

Great header by Maguire to win it. Thankfully no VAR 😅

We scored a goal!!

Oh my.