It’s time to make some bhocolate bhip bookies

Cheers to an Anthony Joshua win!!! 💃🏽💃🏽

Jakey needs some knee pads 🤣🤣 I fucking love it

Missing my sweet girl extra today

Overstimulated as FUCK and everyone in my household decides this is the time to hold full length conversations with me. How do they ALWAYS know?

Saving 16 hours of vacation time for when Sweet Potato Palpatine FINALLY lumbers his fatass to hell.

This nigga wanna sing “Let It Snow” like we haven’t gotten 6 inches today with more coming. No. More. Snow. 😩

I know like 6 people who are pregnant right now. I need yall to keep the kid cooties away from me. My son is 12 and entirely too independent for me to be starting again.

Last episode of The Reckoning. My soul needs a scalding shower

I’m tryna be nosey and my pre-teen chooses THIS moment to wanna actually interact with me….

They really bout to do this to my boy Richie!?

I’m only at Joi Dickerson-Neal’s story and I wanna nail this nigga to a wall by his nuts

I’m trying to cook and this man has football AND music playing.

I should not be THIS sleepy at 7:42pm

Moms-in-law was watching a Christmas Hallmark movie in her room and had the nerve to shut the door so I couldn’t hear how it ended 😂 I’m invested and don’t even know the movie name

How my sweet boy looks at me 🥰🥰

I just wanna sleep but I gotta get up and put the food away

Whyyyy am I INVESTED in this vertical drama? I know good and well it’s terrible…

I just wanna cook dinner and here come not one, but TWO people wanting conversation.

Will Hanlon’s mama is fine. As. Hell.

Now I’m getting family secrets. SEND. HELP

Moms-in-law is over here tellin stories I don’t know she’d tell her son. Whyyyy do EYE need to know his aunt was talkin about “do you ever feel horny?” Yall. HELP.

Tasked with taking the notes for meeting minutes and my coworkers wanna talk through it…

My Great Uncle Cookie’s real name was Muzell. 🫢

One shot for the birthday biiitch 🥃🥃

Little brother and sister in law revealed the name of their daughter to me today.

36 in 2 days. that’s damn-near 40 😭😭

I’m watching you Wazowski….always watching….”

Did M3gan just burst into a rendition of “This Woman’s Work!?” What the fuck 🤣🤣

It’s official!! My job has been extended for another 6 months with the intent to make it permanent!! SO BLESSED to work with a department that values me and encourages me to continue to grow. 🎉🎉

My job just got extended. I sobbed reading that email.

Yall. My coworkers are trying to save my MF job

Why does my sister-in-law need a babysitter to pick up her daughter from school ”bible study” 🤔😒

Moms-in-law is watching her grandson, which means I’m watching my nephew. I’M TOO OVERSTIMULATED FOR THIS

Fuuuuuuck I’m bored this afternoon

One of the managers in my dept is getting scolded in his office. 🫢🤭

Had lunch with my mommy. Talked her ear off for 40 straight minutes. I KNOW she wanted to do this

I ain’t askin’ for the world here, I’m just askin’ for an 8ball and 2 million dollars

I hate that it was under these circumstances, but I’m so happy to see my family. Love them DOWN

This meeting is over and folks standing here chatting like it’s Sunday after church. Send help. It’s damn near 6:30

I am in NO mood to interact with people today, yet here I am, forced to interact with people. Suppressing my attitude to the best of my ability.

Live look at me getting through this week:

It’s gumbo time!

Phone interview with my current department in 10 minutes. I could get to stay with the best coworkers I’ve ever had. Y’all please pray for me. Send ya girl a lil luck

It’s Monday again

🖤💛🖤💛

Oh, the Steelers uniforms tonight are god awful. Who chose this!?

Working at a trunk or treat on a Sunday and this is the BEST trunk I’ve ever seen 🤣😍

Thank you DailyMotion for feeding into my need to finish these terrible vertical dramas 🤣 I will not be accepting judgement at this time 🤚🏽