Love the fact that my audience on Instagram has neither time nor mind to engage with my thoughtful meditations about the existential dimensions of human life, but they sure as hell come back when I show some sock (btw, is this the gay equivalent of "showing some leg?)

did a workout in socks last night

random side note: Sometimes, I adore how paradoxical my social media can be. Morning: elevated and calm pictures of me in the kitchen. Noon: walking, random dog, me. Evening: Writing a philosophical meditation about tranquility. Next morning: I had a missile strike dream, woman went into labour

what are you, bro?

My balls are looking full to bro 👊 😜

halftime for my vacay and I wanna see some sends. 🫦😈 might get you something more than just my sweaty balls

If I penis on vacation, is it vacation penis?

the hair didn't fail me tho

I failed.

today's quest: find out if your barber, who enthusiastically likes your content here and there, actually wants to fuck you or not by wearing a chain for your next visit at his shop

I'm having a really lazy day (bc I had to get up at 5:15am for an early ass appointment) and now I'm on the couch like a sloth creature and this is both so nice and yet so exhausting. But in other news and questions: what slutty outfit do I pack for Cologne Pride?

you can't even imagine how hungry I get ☠️

you don't even know how wild I get, after posting that picture from last night, I spent the entire noon tending to the plants on my balcony, it was savage, I tell you

got all goony last night

Trapped shoulder nerve be damned. I’m having a wank

by the way, I moan while I piss

Sleazy Saturdays

but, obviously, a lot of firm things today 😛

I'm not even gooning, I'm listening to a political talk show. 😭

flexing for tips, but this one's for charity

Apparently we decided on looking like a pirate today

It's vacation time in a week. 😍

just finished a workout

say what you want, it'll always be plump

Sometimes you just have to let it out and be free 😌

I'm always shocked by my existence as an ancient swamp woman because when I look in the mirror, she's surprisingly toned and well-shaped

thinkin' of @nkdnrdbn.bsky.social 🥵

I noticed you watching me and staring at my socks, maybe you should have one of them 🤔

you guys, I danced my little legs off and rode 15 kilometres on the bike uffffff 😮‍💨

I just saw a glass of pickled mushrooms next to a lamp post in the streets and nothing was ever more horrifying

throbbing

that was yesterday. but today's another day. revolut.me/hmbrjck 😈

It's Saturday my dudes

This went up on the ALT! 😈

clean it with your tongue while I flex. 👅

turns out it's rubber Thursday

rainy Thursday

It's Weed Wednesday and I wanna see someone send for the bud I got from my cannabis club 🤑🌿

well, I failed

actually might be able to stream from afternoon till night later on, probably in German for a change, gonna keep you posted if my attempts to bring order into utmost chaos are actually successful, byesies

that's the look.

C'mon, drool.

After a long day it's well deserved to play something 🎮

I'm living in that constant inner turmoil of being just some rando with a sloth's temper who likes to shit post and consider the absurd for funsies and entertainment while simultaneously communicating the realisation of my physical, poetic and psychological being all the while craving pizza ughhhh 😮‍💨

that happened

this is actually comfy af

wait for it storm cock

just sitting in the rose garden

finally the heat is over. 🥵