I saw Project Hail Mary for the third time last night, and this time I only cried a little.

I am enraged by the lyrical changes to SALT.

Not 100% sold on the new Your Ocean, but ask me again after I listen to it another 50 times.

Jed Stone into Dripfield is a fucking gift.

State of the Art incoming. Saw those vowels on Rick’s screen.

State of the Art incoming. Saw those vowels on Rick’s screen.

Beautiful

HOLY SHIT

I feel like I’ve heard this jam before

What’s the over/under of Rick having the lyrics for this song on his display so he doesn’t mess it up 👀

GOOD2B

Rick’s crystal is missing

Me: devoted my life to Goose and makes the fact that I listen to them about 50% of my personality and almost exclusively wear their tshirts just because I have so many of them and get a tattoo and shape my online persona after them and- Also me: Yeahh, I think I’d realize if I was joining a cult.

Hair up, now you’ve finally had enough…shits about to get real

Happy the Artemis astronauts made it back in time for the tour opener.

I needed to hear an Elmeg. Goose always knows what I need to hear. Glory to Goose.

Just had the season of Top Chef I’m watching ruined by a Finish Rinse commercial that aired while watching the show. Peacock is lame.

Is Good2B about the toxic wasteland of online dating or am I just projecting?

A free frosty and a new Goose single? #blessed #lifeisgood

Got excited because I woke up to a notification from Apple Music. Nope. Anne Hathaway has a new single, though, if anyone is interested.

I went to the secret pop up show in Chicago tonight, it was amazing!

Project Hail Mary is the most beautiful movie I’ve ever seen. Ryan Gosling’s performance was amazing. I cried like the whole time. 10/10 recommend.

SINNERS WAS ROBBED

9/12/24 Salt Shed N2 Thatch needs more attention. It’s beautiful.

Does @goose-band.bsky.social know how much money they would make (from me, specifically) if they sold stuffed geese wearing mini-versions of the tour tshirts?

That time of year again- here are my students’ wonderful drawings of our amazing governor @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Alysa Liu is the only athlete I’ve watched who makes her craft look effortless

If I was part of an ice skating/dancing team, I would choose Duel of the Fates as my music.

Dear NBC, please stop trying to make me care about Shaun White. It’s not going to happen. Thanks.

More women doing cool shit. Love to see it.

I love this song allll right

I knew NBC would cut JD Vance getting booed. Fucking COWARDS.

Lol @ the Conclave music

I love that in Milan they had models walk in the Italian flag, and then in Cortina they had an all female honor guard for the flag, because women can do fucking everything.

> @johncusack.bsky.social

Was that supposed to be funny? JSN deserved better.

Why the fuck is the NFL honors using Madden clips as player footage?

I said what I said

The answer was Jed Stone

GEQBUS! GEQBUS! GEQBUS! GEQBUS! GEQBUS!

Student trying to draw me (for some reason) today: “Do you have any vanilla colors for your skin?” “You don’t have a big forehead so that’s good…” “Can you see that?” while holding up a piece of notebook paper with a face shape colored with the *palest* colors of the world crayon.

Three years sober today.

Can you imagine if they actually moved the Chicago Bears out of Illinois? I don’t want to live in that timeline.

I BETTER NOT SEE ANY MORE SAM DARNOLD SLANDER, EVER! MVP MVP MVP

Very peaceful, very even trade.

So earlier this year kids were freaking out about a fly in the classroom. So, I said it was our class pet and his name was Jeremy. Now every time they see a fly, they call it Jeremy…they saw him in the lunch room today, apparently.

Rodgers has to be done after this, right? Just an embarrassing performance from top to bottom. Thorough humiliation.