Not Sainz getting a podium finish in a Williams car, before Hamilton gets one in Ferrari car 🤣😭🤣😭

2 MORE WEEKS

Am I really on FBM making a deal to buy an Indigo Gameboy Advanced? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM

Is it July yet? I want to go watch fast cars with my friends 😩

Pro tip: when you are done boiling your hot dogs, freeze that water for the next time you boil hot dogs.

@hammyhavoc.com medabots for you and I and then world domination. And by domination I mean a small place in backwoods Canada with a dog.

-16°C this morning. A cool brisk Canadian winter morning.

Have you ever considered the logistical value of a 30 piece hot dog roller?

It's 7:40am and I could muck up like 5 hot dogs

My 14 year old car broke 80,000km today.

Well, time bang out this shift. Then 2 days off, then work again Friday. 🫠

Do I post my Steam recap? Do I post my leetify recap for CS?

Say whatever you want, if you didnt shed a tear at Supes asking Krypto to take him home, get out of my face.

My favourite shawarma place does 15% off shawarma if you wear your Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey when picking up some food. I guess I have to show the world I am indeed a Leafs fan 😭🤣.

No more F1 races so I now go into winter depression.

Bottas just out qualified Perez. Love that for Bottas but can we please, PLEASE, get Perez out of that Red Bull car?

Bit of a winter wasteland in South-Western Ontario, Canada 😩😭

Anyone else just casually start their day job shift with taking vitamins? No? Just me? OK carry on.

1999's Spider-Man Unlimited is the best suit design, and I'll have a super soaker fight over it.

Dotted 8th notes on guitar make me go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

If you don't got a bidet, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a dirty butt ain't one