Does Acid House music only exist in the Shrek universe in the timeline where Shrek was never born and Rumpelstiltskin rules the kingdom?

Shrek in the first Shrek: I make a mean swamp rat stew Shrek in Shrek Forever After: Becoming a husband and father has robbed me of my manhood

The Shrek movies are like “Straight marriage will fix you, even if you still burp and fart sometimes.” Horrifyingly, this was considered more tolerant than Disney at the time

The magic of “True Love” in the Shrek universe, represents compulsory heterosexuality. In this essay I will

Shrek Forever After review: If you cross Shrek with It’s a Wonderful Life, you get a Hallmark movie.

A culture of bullying taught Gen X and Millennials to retreat from sincerity, conviction, and confrontation. I suspect it’s very similar for Gen Z and Gen Alpha.

Me trying to convince someone that vaccines are bad: If you get vaccinated, sharks won’t want to eat you

For me, a quintessential Millenial experience is translating Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to Boomers.

In Episode 7 of The Amazing Digital Circus, Jax panics and has flashbacks of being in a car in real life.

Funny as it is that Marc Andreessen essentially said thinking is bad, he actually seems to be saying that listening to his conscience would be a professional liability and that he believes that talk therapy is a Jewish plot

How it started / How it’s going

The Amazing Analog Circus has a warmer sound

Someone’s therapist probably: Your brain is like Caine. It believes that what you think about the most is what is most important to you. If you think a lot about your fears and insecurities, your brain will help you do more of that.

I just realized that Gangle from The Amazing Digital Circus might be named after “ganglia,” a term for nerve tissue, and her ribbon body could be meant to partly resemble a human nervous system. She’s also the most *sensitive* character in the Circus… get it?

“Those who fight foo become foo”

I hate Walmart nostalgia but I understand need to reckon with how there used to be live lobsters and a Ronald McDonald statue in the back of the store

As a New York sports fan, it is not enough to love da Mets. You must also hate da Jets

Might be old news but I just realized the 1980s Brazilian children’s character Fofão, breakout character of the TV series Balão Mágico (“The Magic Balloon”) might have inspired Floop’s Fooglies in Spy Kids.

How many depressing “I’m not the one at fault here, right?” situations are happening to people who don’t have Reddit accounts?

Future historians: Traditional kitchen song “The Merry-Go-Round of Life” was originally composed for a film.

A new dimension of friendship

I believe that Nickelodeon backed out of airing Glitch Techs on the main network because they realized too late into production that its glitch effects could be an epilepsy trigger

Incredible things have happened at Steak N’ Shake since I stopped eating there last year. The Bitcoin Meal apparently comes with an actual Bitcoin.

“Why didn’t public school teach me to do my taxes”? Why didn’t public school teach me who Chiang Kai-shek is

Do I have to punch the monkey?

Punch the monkey? I believe you mean Monkey Punch.

I watched Toys (1992) a couple of years ago and Chris is very correct about how eerily prescient its drone warfare plotline is.

“It’s Weird That It Happened Twice: When TV Shows Introduce a New Female Character That’s a Literal Duplicate of an Existing Female Character”

Joe Barbera: So I’ve got this idea for a cartoon character. He’s a pink mountain lion who loves theater Anyone else: So he’s gay right? Joe Barbera: How dare you Hanna-Barbera after Joe Barbera died: Yeah he’s gay

Insurance guy in the Cowboy Bebop universe: So, how often would you say you smoke cigarettes inside your spaceship

I do think the shift from standalone licensed video games to branded cosmetic content in games like Fortnite has been a net positive.

You’re not ready for the packaging of Burt Ward’s pet food brand

Ironic truth: Being a fan of something also often leads you to become a hater of it too, as you become more opinionated and more critical about the aspects of your interest that you dislike.

The sumo wrestler from the short lived cartoon/comic book/toyline Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos was named “Tabe.” This is not only sounds like “tubby,” but also “taberu,” a Japanese word for “eat.” Just in case you wanted to know.

We could totally finish the Tower of Babel if we all just started speaking Esperanto

I still think a crossover between Totally Spies and Bill & Ted would be great. Especially since Bill & Ted live an hour from where Sam, Alex and Clover live.

Me before reading feminist theory: Totally Spies is funny Me after reading feminist theory: This explains why Totally Spies is funny

Context that I feel is underrated: OSHA was established in 1970. The Joker (and many other comic book characters whose origins involve industrial accidents) predate OSHA by decades.

Start picking at your skin twin

“There’s got to be a better way!” — Imagines a fabulous product that can be yours for just $19.99, includes shipping and handling

Me acknowledging it’s good that most people see Star Trek as woke (complimentary) without doing PR for the corporations and billionaires that own Star Trek

“They think that I’m Tom Cruise”: Unbelievable Photos of Celebrity Lookalikes

If you don’t get vaccinated you’ll be 100% unsatisfied If you do get vaccinated you’ll get to DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN next year

Your average Home Shopping Network program probably passes the Bechdel Test

Devastating: Applebee’s specials look pretty good

Just recently remembered that the flag of Superman’s home planet Krypton that appeared in Silver Age stories looks a lot like the flag of Oz from the Oz book series.

There’s Always a Catch: Movie that Dares to Say Something Turns Out to have Pretty Shitty Things to Say

Just thinking about how FLCL / Fooly Cooly and The Adventures of Pete & Pete are both surreal coming of age stories with rock soundtracks provided by a single band.

I sure DO buy chocolate