Did you hear about the crow thief? He got away with murder.

So they put a “mirror-like finish” on the bottom of the reflecting pool… You know what else reflects light? Water. Water reflects light.

HYDRATION BREAK

I’ve heard that arsenal are very good at corners and I’m not sure if anyone else has noticed this but that Rice fellow is why. Every single corner is a chance.

Spa ish commentators just said “bye bye the slow pace of Southgate” I know not much about football but that guy is right.

Jordan Pickford cannot wait for his career to end so he can get on the coke

🦶 🥎 🎱 🎾 🏐 🏀 🪩 ✊💦 🏡

This reminds me of those TV programs where they put all the food someone eats in a week on the table to make them disgusted. It’s totally arbitrary. Like, what should a week’s worth of food look like? Does it look nice to pile up all the food for a healthy eater?

If Bluesky ever gets banned due to being algorithm-based, it can easily pivot to be a service where you can tell everyone about your dog or cat dying. The name even already works.

that moment you discover that the Cursor model has been trained on your own website...

It’s always doctor who and never doctor why

Being Claude Malkovich

Moeen Ali is a national treasure. www.bbc.com/sport/cricke...

I had a little vision of the future yesterday. I was tweaking the gray scale for my app and needed to be able to adjust the points where it samples between a start and end. I spent ages looking for an online tool with this functionality then gave up and Claude one-shotted exactly what i needed.

gonna wear this as a badge

This is exactly what I was trying to tell the officers in Trafalgar Square

The Raft by Fat Freddy’s Drop youtu.be/SmqKTBa47sM?...

Roses are red I smell bullshit

“Hey there artist! Can you draw me some cats?” Artist: “Sure I can probably do that” “You know what cats are like yeah?” Artist: “yeah they’re lying around here all the time” “Ok can you draw them standing up though, maybe like catching a rat?” Artist: “…yeah I mean probably kinda…yeah sure”

Hands where we can see ‘em

“This collar? Off-white. Kind of cream. Maybe even a light gray or wheat color. Kind of mid gray if you look at it closely. Mid to dark gray almost yeah actually black.”

It’s World Otter Day today To celebrate, enjoy this otter survey video youtu.be/p_TrzExr0mk?...

In case anyone is looking for someone else to ruin with AI

Everything is going great!

I thought Tommy Robinson was doing the weather for a moment

Sure, Claude Code makes some mistakes in basic human reasoning, but it’s also really slow, and I’ve got no understanding of the code it wrote. This is good.

I've been trying to write one songwriting breakdown article of songs by popular artists a week It was Stevie Wonder's birthday last week, so I analysed one of my favourite songs of his, the lesser-known "All Day Sucker" Please share if you like it! #songwriting writewithchorus.com/article/all-...

Well, I for one am convinced. Get outta here with your AI slop bollocks.

I quit my job today in part because AI has taken all the joy out of everything. I’m more than ok with using AI to make stuff, but if I also have no agency over what I’m building and why, I’ve no idea what part I’m supposed to find interesting.

Rude. I’m sure he already considers himself a real manager.

Increase a band?? Like 0.5asis?

Gentlemen, start your lettuces

Spotted a family of deer in the field our flat overlooks and now I completely understand Tony Soprano and those ducks

You’ve got to hand it to Nigel Farage. Especially if it’s like a deadly scorpion or something.

“Yes, I did say a toolmaker”

Just woke up in a panic because I hadn’t prepared for the French exam I don’t have for the university that I’m not at

Smoking a cigarette…that you can legally buy in shops

Tempered Expectations

“Meats and cheeses, always pleases”

AI Pacino: “Say hello to my little friend! If you’d like, I can tell you more about this assault rifle? Just say the word”

Did any of the shots hit the dinner?

In unrelated news, monster trucks would win the F1 world championship because their engines have 150% the horsepower of an F1 engine.

calling @tkdodo.eu Sentry is consistently erroring when trying to load. some /homepage request 404ing, doing some retries and ultimately failing.

My friend was telling me about her new boyfriend. She said he’s great but he always wears gloves and jumps around on the floor a lot. I said he sounds like a keeper.

I swear the first one is Bob Fossil in disguise.

And here’s how it would look to loudly regain 5th spot

And people say all you ever hear is bad news…

Guys just found time to pop a post on here that today is my first day as a Reliability Engineer at Bluesky. It’s gone great so far, I think! Everyone said I’ve made an instant impact!

The doctor administering Trump's next cognitive test has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in human history.