Park life!

Chat GPT is literally like the most annoying person you’ve ever met in your life

Making them go uphill seems unfair.

Everyone: you can’t drop someone after they’ve scored a hat trick Henry Arundell: hold my beer

Whoever said “there’s no smoke without fire” has never seen me trying to light a fire

all discussion about cards, referees, etc aside, England have been outplayed by Scotland. Very clever exits, creative in attack. England no clue how to play rugby with the ball in their hands when the defence doesn't wave them through like last week.

“if you want to make an omelette you’ve got to share a few government secrets with a convicted pedophile and people trafficker”

About 10 years ago I bumped - literally - into Colin Firth coming out of the tube station in Chiswick. I didn’t realise it was him until he walked past two girls behind me who were all giggly and turned round to watch him walk away going “it was him it was him” and then I twigged.

Was at a mate’s 49th birthday and Steve David was there. This was about 6 years ago or something. Said “alright Steve” to him

Saw Russel Howard way before he was famous at Jesters in Bristol. Bumped into him outside afterwards and my mate tried to give him subway vouchers as a kind of tip. Quite embarrassing.

Shouting “YELLOW CAR” and getting to punch whoever is closest to you on the arm every time you see a yellow car.

Did anyone make an email client where you can actually read the thread of messages without a load of bizarre repetition, weird ordering, indentation etc?

I’ll never understand the mentality of some people who take out a subscription in a product, get charged for using it, then email you saying they didn’t subscribe demanding a refund. How would I have your card details if you didn’t subscribe, genius?

Has anyone told Kenya about this?

@squidgerugby.bsky.social idea for a video for you… “how to watch rugby” Based on me hearing you tell someone once something like “don’t watch the breakdown, watch what happens behind the breakdown”. That changed completely how I watch rugby.

Posting this for no reason whatsoever youtu.be/NIi-HGKlL_0?...

Can anyone explain this like I’m 5? And British?

In case anyone was in any doubt whatsoever www.reddit.com/r/law/s/fFs9...

Let’s be accurate. This is what the BBC says.

Trump doing a Meat Loaf: "We probably won't get anything unless I decide to use excessive strength and force...But I won't do that"

Trump Davos fact check: "Greenland is just a piece of ice" Greenland:

Trump: "China doesn't have any wind farms" Reality: "China is the world leader in wind power generation, with the largest installed capacity of any nation" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_po... What a fucking idiot. And anyone who believes him is also a fucking idiot.

I worry about charging users of my apps and services like $3/month, and yesterday I got a YouTube advert for a monthly subscription to receive messages from my guardian angel.

It’s that time of year again when your music app thinks you just really like Christmas music regardless of the time of year.

I once got a Nobel Peace Prize certificate given to me for invading a country

Gonna give Trump my one of these

Lots of sports news these days is just reporting what people said in podcasts and it’s the dumbest thing.

“Dada, after we eat we have to wash our hands with a cloth or a towel so that the germs don’t come back on them. I saw that on cartoons but it’s not a lie” Ella, 3

Today’s a big news day for football managers telling us the biggest fish they’ve ever caught.

Just had an epic three hour failure at moving shared code in a next app, react native app and cloud functions. JavaScript is pain

Hey Siri, what’s the best way to make a MAGA flat earther’s brain literally explode?

I can’t believe it. Does the FIFA Peace Prize mean nothing anymore?

When they made that exploding jelly they really broke the mould

Feature idea: replace “pro tips” with “amateur hour tips” for those of us who don’t rate our ability.

I am a serious professional

I just played close to a perfect game of chess against a bot rated higher than I’ve ever beaten before. I was somehow completely “in the zone” and picked nearly every best stockfish move in the opening and middle game, and everything was correctly reasoned out, no guessing.

If you see this post your favourite Star Wars character

2025 wrapped

Toilet wrapped

Calculator wrapped

Your email wrapped

Product idea: “Wrapped Wrapped” Shipping in February, it tells you about all the various Wrapped things products poked in your face. Includes stats like - how many times you pressed “not now” - how long it took you you find the X button - how unenthused you were for each yearly summary

UI is my passion (Apple’s own podcasts app on macOS)

Using an LLM to let users pick a state in a form is absolute insanity.

Sketch-a-day Prompt: Slow Oh hey she came back ... Why is she on a snail? #Sketchaday #oc

Just overheard this in Pizza Express: Her: Do you have a red? Waiter: We have a Malbec, Chianti… Her: sorry i meant crayons

Ergonomics is my passion

Happy find-out-who-uses-Cloudflare day to those who celebrate

All three girls/women in the McLaren driver development program are called Ella?