Did any of the shots hit the dinner?

In unrelated news, monster trucks would win the F1 world championship because their engines have 150% the horsepower of an F1 engine.

calling @tkdodo.eu Sentry is consistently erroring when trying to load. some /homepage request 404ing, doing some retries and ultimately failing.

My friend was telling me about her new boyfriend. She said he’s great but he always wears gloves and jumps around on the floor a lot. I said he sounds like a keeper.

I swear the first one is Bob Fossil in disguise.

And here’s how it would look to loudly regain 5th spot

And people say all you ever hear is bad news…

Guys just found time to pop a post on here that today is my first day as a Reliability Engineer at Bluesky. It’s gone great so far, I think! Everyone said I’ve made an instant impact!

The doctor administering Trump's next cognitive test has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in human history.

Hey guys I just found this depiction of a triathlete.

1. Putin isn’t afraid of NATO. 2. Putin is afraid of us. 3. NATO is us. 4. NATO is a paper tiger. 5. GOTO 1 Someone is gonna have to turn him off and on again. Or preferably just the off bit.

I went to Twitter earlier for the first time in a long time to laugh at Naomi Wolf. When I was looking around I saw this photo and oh my god the comments. The place is a digital asylum for the insane.

Depluralize a move: H2O Dogs

The Devil Where’s Wally

Not sure if it’s fair to pin it all on Roy Hodgson.

Who’s your daddy?

Here is what being dead in a cave for two days taught me about B2B sales…

Personally I think I’d set an out-of-office message and just not bother with email for the time I was not on planet earth. Seems like one of those “live in the moment, email can wait” kind of things.

NASA plans to launch their first manned mission to the moon for 50 years on April Fools Day. They have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever today.

As funny as it is to laugh at them, reminder that this is AI manipulated. Here is the original. Yea yes “not much better” Blah blah blah but the truth matters.

@webpro.nl is knip supposed to notice unimported images with this as my project config? "project": ["**/*.{js,jsx,ts,tsx,png,svg,jpg,gif,jpeg}!"] It's not currently and I'm not sure if that's expected or not.

It’s all I’ve got

“Whatever you do, don’t mention the war”

So much peace I just can’t get over how much peace there is now thanks fifa

Have to wonder if this circular winning line in the six nations is the first ever? Wales beat Italy best Scotland beat France beat Ireland beat England beat Wales…

THIS IS SPINAL TAP was released 42 years ago this week. Widely regarded as one of the funniest comedies ever made, and the film that spawned the ‘mockumentary’, the behind the scenes tale goes to 11… 1/40

Trump sounds like a developer at standup talking about that ticket

I can whistle with my mouth closed

Park life!

Chat GPT is literally like the most annoying person you’ve ever met in your life

Making them go uphill seems unfair.

Everyone: you can’t drop someone after they’ve scored a hat trick Henry Arundell: hold my beer

Whoever said “there’s no smoke without fire” has never seen me trying to light a fire

all discussion about cards, referees, etc aside, England have been outplayed by Scotland. Very clever exits, creative in attack. England no clue how to play rugby with the ball in their hands when the defence doesn't wave them through like last week.

“if you want to make an omelette you’ve got to share a few government secrets with a convicted pedophile and people trafficker”

About 10 years ago I bumped - literally - into Colin Firth coming out of the tube station in Chiswick. I didn’t realise it was him until he walked past two girls behind me who were all giggly and turned round to watch him walk away going “it was him it was him” and then I twigged.

Was at a mate’s 49th birthday and Steve David was there. This was about 6 years ago or something. Said “alright Steve” to him

Saw Russel Howard way before he was famous at Jesters in Bristol. Bumped into him outside afterwards and my mate tried to give him subway vouchers as a kind of tip. Quite embarrassing.

Shouting “YELLOW CAR” and getting to punch whoever is closest to you on the arm every time you see a yellow car.

Did anyone make an email client where you can actually read the thread of messages without a load of bizarre repetition, weird ordering, indentation etc?

I’ll never understand the mentality of some people who take out a subscription in a product, get charged for using it, then email you saying they didn’t subscribe demanding a refund. How would I have your card details if you didn’t subscribe, genius?

Has anyone told Kenya about this?

@squidgerugby.bsky.social idea for a video for you… “how to watch rugby” Based on me hearing you tell someone once something like “don’t watch the breakdown, watch what happens behind the breakdown”. That changed completely how I watch rugby.

Posting this for no reason whatsoever youtu.be/NIi-HGKlL_0?...

Can anyone explain this like I’m 5? And British?

In case anyone was in any doubt whatsoever www.reddit.com/r/law/s/fFs9...

Let’s be accurate. This is what the BBC says.

Trump doing a Meat Loaf: "We probably won't get anything unless I decide to use excessive strength and force...But I won't do that"

Trump Davos fact check: "Greenland is just a piece of ice" Greenland: