This is so funny I shit my pants

Me when I hear someone say Yu-Gi-Oh is trash

Yall ever just

*takes long drag off of a cigarette* What if my toilet was never skibidi? What then?

Me and who

Exhibit A

We just started WW3 and my best friend is tweeting about Yu-Gi-Oh We aren't winning this war

Birds have no concept of credit scores and I think that's beautiful

Putting glitter in my bong water because I'm a girl

"Put that in your cock and jerk it" to the cadence of "put that in your pipe and smoke it"

Chat am I cooked? (Fire alarms have been going off for hours. Smoke has filled the entire building. I am nothing but a pile of ash).

If I had a tiny, pocket sized version of trump I'd tie him to the blade of a ceiling fan and turn it on high