This is true: when I opened today's headlines on NYT I scrolled to the top because I thought it might be satire from Borowitz.

Two predictions needed from you. Where is Bregman in 2026? Who plays in this years World Series. Thanks

With a runner on second and nobody out, #RedSox have advanced the runner 16 times out of 52 chances (30.8% success). The average #MLB team succeeds 51.7% of the time. #Braves do it an MLB-best 64.3% of the time. Overall, BOS productive out rate is 23.3%, 4th-lowest in baseball.

@willmiddlebrooks.bsky.social Don't forget to mention that Bobby Dalbec is on Pale Hose bench

@willmiddlebrooks.bsky.social Don't forget to mention that Bobby Dalbec is on Pale Hose bench.

@adams-steve.bsky.social I know I've said this a zillion times but I'll say it again. I love your writing. You know how to use words as effectively as anyone writing about sports today. My latest kick was "plodding speed."

@oriolesstatistics.bsky.social I like Sanchez move but dislike the Tyler O'Neill pick up. He strikes out too much and sometimes doesn't play hard.