A strange concoction today: Faux fur teddy bear hoody over quilted work jacket, big jersey shorts over three stripe track pants tucked into high boots, braided pigtails. Ballcap. This is day three wearing this shit, feeling the strange pain of it, the alarm bells and the peace of abandoning.

This golden pager moment really shows you the strong negative correlation between good taste and hegemonic power. We can see how bad taste is not superfluous, that it’s symptomatic of a distance from a basic type of human experience. Which wood working YouTuber made this? I need to know

Garb diary 2: I was working, I’m sitting on the bus into the city waiting for the moment to switch to the cute outfit. In any case the whole thing is cocooned in Norwegian ski coat. Toes to head; pink ozweegos, black socks, black track pants tucked in, old long sleeve tee, stripe blazer sans lapel

Just yesterday i made an Ammendment to the rule “guys necessarily look bad in AirPods Max”, to “White guys necessarily look bad in AirPods Max”, but lo, across from me in the library a young white guy is wearing them buffoonishly with the headband rocked forward across his pinkish brow. It’s a pass!

I want to see if writing about clothes can get closer to a drama, not about fashion consumption but a relationship with crafted inanimate objects

Garb journal 1: reached for tiny glossy nylon biker jacket, built around that, with winter camo high school tee underneath, loose knit black bolero on top, and then my strange creation short sleeved mini bolero with shoulder pads made from black jersey sweater. 1/2

started listening to podcasts for the first time in my life and I can already feel this kind of cheat code way of emphatically spinning yarns and laughing at your own jokes enter my speech patterns, very male coded makes me feel like an ass honestly

this app needs a Europe only segment, too much America just buzzing around in the English linguistic sphere in general

I think I will probably just do like an exacting verbal description of my outfit every day, see what happens #fashion #lagadyga

Anouk if ur reading this awooooooga honk honk vroom badum badum