Monitoring the ghosts

Had a busy day and forgot to set my lineup. Welp.

The baby tracking app we used allowed us to add a note when logging sleep, feedings, diaper changes, etc., and I used that opportunity to christen every poop for the first 1.5 years of our son’s life with a clever name. Needless to say, predictive text now has some wild datapoints.

Just another missed opportunity for the funniest possible brand collaboration for a US race- imagine those tortoise sections replaced by the sublime texture of “The Meats™️”

Clockwise from top: Kareem Abdul-Jabbear, e e hummings, Snail Earnhardt Jr., William Floward Taft, Moose Springsteen, Ruth Bader Finsberg

A golden hour disc golf round may have fixed me. Also, look at these sassy little catalpa trees

Hey guys, I brought in my favorite video game. Yeah, it’s called Excel, but I’m really engrossed in this solo campaign right now, so I’m just going to play at my desk.

Rich guy named Ebenezer in Houston starting up a hip-hop record label. he calls it “Chopped and Scrooged”

@spannersready.bsky.social had him sounding like Jimmy Consonants

Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter

Guys, they put @drkarenwog.bsky.social’s car in Gran Turismo. I drive our 3 year-old to daycare in this thing constantly. If you need me, I’ll be at Nurburgring.

[FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]

Don’t mean to alarm anyone but I just leveled up

It is synthwave as hell out tonight

STALE DOOZER STICK

All sleet sleet… god damn

Mannheim Steamroller is fine, but life would be that much richer if Manny Fresh and Timbaland put out some Christmas instrumentals

It burns me up that Lowe’s never did an ad campaign with Ludacris using a modified version of the “Area Codes” hook. Would have been knocking around in our heads eternally, and god damnit, it’s probably Bill O’Reilly’s fault.