When I win the lottery, the first thing I'm going to buy is a pot to piss in. I've always wanted one of those.

Season finale of "The Government". Midnight.

Krazyeyed Kash is pretty defensive and argumentative again today. That's a great way to NOT answer any questions.

So, are there any bets on how long President Trump will stick to the 9/11 theme during his remarks at the Pentagon ceremony today?

I should cash in my winning powerball ticket, but I would hate to have people start treating me differently just because I won that that $3.00.

Oh, somebodies getting pretty worked up. Bet we have a cocaine break soon....

Watching Chuck Grassley kiss Kennedy's dick is just sickening.

There is something seriously wrong with the people in Congress. Especially the women representatives that are not standing against the rape and trafficking of children. They should be doubly ashamed of themselves. What is wrong with these people?

If I just lie in bed long enough, perhaps my bladder will realize it's not the boss of me.

I never realize how boring my life is until someone asks me what I like to do for fun, and I can't think of a thing.

I just watched the cat chase a fly for ten minutes and I thought to myself, “Cats are so easily entertained.” Then I realized, I just watched the cat chase a fly for ten minutes.

If I ever have one of those, "I've fallen and can't get up" moments... for heavens sake don't sit there and rub my head! Leave my head alone! Why on earth is everyone on TV rubbing those poor women's heads. Anyhow, don't rub my head.

Not sure if it's just me, but every once in awhile, there's that one person I'd just like to slap up and say, "What the hell's wrong with you!?"

Let me know when this show is over, will ya? I am just too old to watch this much dick stroking.

Is anyone taking notice of "our" White House? It's beginning to oddly resemble the decor of the Kremlin.

Trump stated homeless individuals would be relocated “far from the capital” to unspecified locations. How long before they send them to Alligator Alcatraz? Is that the plan?

No one should want any of this Epstein stuff to go away. These rich white old guys were getting away with molesting and raping young girls. How many of them are still getting away with it?

If elected officials stopped name calling, political discourse could improve significantly. Personal attacks are derailing substantive debates. This is polarizing voters, and eroding trust in our government. They have to begin focusing on policy over insults.

Bibi: We aren't murdering enough people in Gaza, so let's start murdering some in Iran.

Does anyone remember why so many Democrats, including every member of the party’s leadership team voted to have Mike Johnson as speaker?

Starting soon! "Battle of the Billionaires". This should be great fun! Get the popcorn!

Israel: Let's starve them first, then bring in food and murder them.

When I hear trumf speaking about how prices are going down, this what I always actually hear www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y5K...

I'm flabbergasted that people are thinking that neither Putin nor Trump are going to keep their word. How can that be? Shocking! Mind blowing!

Piss on James Comey. All of this crap we are dealing with began with him.

I imagine it's UN-American of me to feel sick when I see the starvation of millions of children in Gaza instead of being worried about about a bunch of fat white Afrikaners claiming they are victims of a “genocide".

I'm not sure about anyone else, I know that I spend a lot more money buying groceries EVERY week than I do buying cars. But, by all means, "help out the car manufacturers" who weren't seeming to have any issues before the tariffs began.

I wonder how long before RFK jr decides sunscreen should be banned? Lord knows he looks as if he's never seen a bottle in his life.

It is just unbelievable to me that a U.S. sitting president would side with Russia on anything, let alone everything.

I believe that there are too many people who are above the law.

He's "not happy" with Russia, so he'll just f*ck over Ukraine, because he was always going to do that anyhow.

The guy on the news just said, "The second assassination attempt coming just 2 months after trumf was nearly killed in Pennsylvania..." Not only did I swear and blow a raspberry, I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Congress is pathetic and weak.

Democrats: They need to take responsibility. Republicans: They did nothing wrong.

Anyone else at that age when you think that it happened either last year or 10 years ago?

One of the differences between the wealthy and regular people is that if we are frustrated or angry and want to throw or break something, we know we will have to clean it up and replace it at our expense. The wealthy have people to clean and replace it for them and the expense doesn't matter.

The local news said that Iowa rep Ashley Hinson is afraid to hold town hall meetings.... But, Iowans were undeterred and one without her. Go Iowans!

I have been curious about the "autopen". Did trumf actually hand sign those 1500+ pardons for the criminals that attacked the Capital on J-6?

I will never understand WHY any of these newscasters try to speak to jim jordan. He's such a lying SKANK.

OMG. I can't watch any more of this crap. I'll watch judge Judy reruns now... you know, back before she switched teams.

Any word on what kind of thing trumf has that he is holding over Schumer's head?

Democrats are voting for Al Green to be censured? These fu*kers can't get their sh*t together for anything. No wonder they are such losers.

Having trumf for president is like living with an abuser. You know there's another beating down coming.

Fuckin trumf was never for Ukraine, NEVER.

I will never understand why any parent would not vaccinate their child. I NEVER wanted my children to be SICK, not with colds, flu, tummy aches or strep. I never wanted them to spread any sicknesses to others either, especially NOT any sicknesses that are mostly preventable.

Senators and Representatives are considered federal employees That being said, I think we should demand 5 bullet points from each of them as to what they got done last week, and every week since they took office.

No one should be against cutting real waste. But they should be against cutting anything for the American people.

I certainly hope that all of these employees that were "accidentally fired" do not go back to work for these places.

I can't stand listening to Schiff, "How did we get here?" You people did it to us! Always trying to play fair and nice, you, YOU screwed the whole damn country, Adam.