I made you some penne pasta. Enjoy.

Next up in the AK furniture files, this Yugo upper handguard was stained shittily at the factory, and I needed it to match the stock. I burned it over a gas stove, sanded it, applied rosewood stain, and then finally tung oil. Now I have to make them both match some custom MLOK bits.

This pit bull was found in the snow, frostbitten paws, jaw askew, teeth broken from being kicked in. Scars on her neck and jaw. Tried to murder every dog she met, would pull the harness so hard she'd choke herself trying to dog fight. Now she has to sleep on her heated blanket with her kitten.

Pit bull Penny.

I made you some chicken fajita mac and cheese with poblano and adobo chipotle peppers. And some broccoli sauteed with lime juice and red pepper flakes, idk. Enjoy.

I... uh. Okay, man.

Suspending a pristine never-fired 30+ year-old Chinese AK-47 with a dog leash from a folding ladder and pouring silicone mold around it because my custom wood guy won't make a stock for me unless he has a template for its weirdly angled ass.

For Valentine's Day, I made you Cajun chicken alfredo, but it's a pizza. Enjoy.

I made you velveted honey sriracha chicken over some rice and soy sauce sautéed broccoli and asparagus. Enjoy.

Happy gently used Arsenal SAM5 which is halfway converted to an AR-M9 with KNS piston already installed day to all who celebrate. Bonus Zenitco RK-6 handstop.

I'm happy to report that, due to getting laid off last year, the racist pedophilic cannibalistic billionaires owe ME money this year.

I made you chicken parm and spaghetti all'assassina. Enjoy.

Bruh

Happy 30+ year-old new-in-box, unfired, pristine Norinco MAK-90 day to all who celebrate. Milled, not stamped. Smells like cosmoline and Dengism.

Three X-rays and a barium test, $1,028.53, to be told she had a tummy ache and needed to fart real bad.

New cutting board. 2" thick, 20x15, white maple, end-grain. Custom-made. My girlfriend found it for $6 at an estate sale.

Little known fact about me: I'm very witty and likeable and handsome and good at cooking and handy and animals all inherently trust me.

I made you dinner. Enjoy.

Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.

There are plenty of things you can cheap out on. Cat litter and thermal paste are not on that list.

Time for bed. Goodnight.

Update to this: I spent six months unemployed. I got my dream job after three months of interviews. They even rejected me, I got another offer two weeks later, accepted it, and then dream job came back like "are you still available lol?" Lotta money, work from home, interesting work. 👍

Gf is a PI, drives around a lot. She found Penny back in January, a former dogfighting pit bull kicked in the mouth and abandoned. She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool. Leg progress:

Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy.

Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any.

For the next Pope they should do a silly one this time. A freaky, freaky little guy.

Okay but check this shit out

I made you dinner (velveted teriyaki chicken).

Just got laid off. If you know of anyone hiring an SEO, and in particular a technical SEO, lmk. Thanks.

I made you dinner.

Vet said her jaw was likely broken and healed a bit askew at some point. Maybe 12-18 months old. She's scheduled for a chip, spay, and tooth extraction on Wednesday. She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.

Penny is getting some chicken nuggets before her vet visit.

The party of free speech:

Republicans went from having minor policy differences in the neo-liberal world order to waking up everyday getting sexually aroused by behaving like the villains in a children's cartoon, thinking of the worst things to do and cruelest ways to act to the largest number of people.

Yah

Dressed for the weather.

Asked the gf what I was making for dinner yesterday. She said chicken parm. Yes, ma'am. Can do.

Picked up these two strays, or abandoned dogs, idk. Can someone in Memphis who has Facebook post these guys to relevant lost & found groups? Or take them in? They can't stay here. Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.

A calming vanilla tobacco and glass of fino sherry on this fine snowy evening.

Happy snow day to all who celebrate.

Chicken pizza. Well-seasoned chicken, green peppers, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, grape tomatoes, mix of marinara and alfredo, cheese, more cheese, finished with parm, balsamic glaze, and parsley.

My favorite weather phenomenon on planet Earth is this weirdly frequent thing where Houston, TX decides to kamehameha a bunch of massive rainstorms at Memphis, TN specifically on days I need to buy groceries.

I made us chicken parm but forgot to take pictures so just imagine it looked really really good.

Send that risky DM.

Reach.

Let's shoot our other foot, shall we

Not sure who needs to hear this, but learn the Luigi Lesson: don't keep your fake ID and murder weapon on your person after doing the deed. Ridiculous that this needs to be said.

High effort General Tso's, low effort photo.

Robots.txt files should be legally binding and enforceable.

My gf found this broken, ugly, wobbly, actual literal hourglass being thrown out. I tightened it up, wrapped the sides and top/bottom in new wood vinyl, put little rubber feet on both sides, sanded down the real wood, and stained it. New side table in the front room.