Little known fact about me: I'm very witty and likeable and handsome and good at cooking and handy and animals all inherently trust me.

I made you dinner. Enjoy.

Can someone who knows space stuff explain the relationship between the age/speed/red shift of light and how that affects what we know regarding the change in the Hubble Constant over time? Change in expansion rate? Idc about the Hubble Tension. This isn't a Hubble tension question.

Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.

There are plenty of things you can cheap out on. Cat litter and thermal paste are not on that list.

Time for bed. Goodnight.

Update to this: I spent six months unemployed. I got my dream job after three months of interviews. They even rejected me, I got another offer two weeks later, accepted it, and then dream job came back like "are you still available lol?" Lotta money, work from home, interesting work. 👍

Gf is a PI, drives around a lot. She found Penny back in January, a former dogfighting pit bull kicked in the mouth and abandoned. She saw Mina casually walking down the sidewalk of a busy street alone. Offered her to 50+ people, no takers. Guess she lives here now. She's cool. Leg progress:

Hello, friends. Been a minute. This is kitten Mina and pit bull Penny. Enjoy.

Shallow-fried Italian herb chicken breast, spaghetti all'assassina, and hot honey asparagus finished with a balsamic glaze. For one. For me. You can't have any.

For the next Pope they should do a silly one this time. A freaky, freaky little guy.

Okay but check this shit out

I made you dinner (velveted teriyaki chicken).

Just got laid off. If you know of anyone hiring an SEO, and in particular a technical SEO, lmk. Thanks.

I made you dinner.

Vet said her jaw was likely broken and healed a bit askew at some point. Maybe 12-18 months old. She's scheduled for a chip, spay, and tooth extraction on Wednesday. She did a great job, and as a reward she got whipped cream and more chicken nuggets.

Penny is getting some chicken nuggets before her vet visit.

The party of free speech:

Republicans went from having minor policy differences in the neo-liberal world order to waking up everyday getting sexually aroused by behaving like the villains in a children's cartoon, thinking of the worst things to do and cruelest ways to act to the largest number of people.

Yah

Dressed for the weather.

Asked the gf what I was making for dinner yesterday. She said chicken parm. Yes, ma'am. Can do.

Picked up these two strays, or abandoned dogs, idk. Can someone in Memphis who has Facebook post these guys to relevant lost & found groups? Or take them in? They can't stay here. Found together, no chips, both very sweet. White/brindle male mix (?) and fawn female pitbull.

A calming vanilla tobacco and glass of fino sherry on this fine snowy evening.

Happy snow day to all who celebrate.

Chicken pizza. Well-seasoned chicken, green peppers, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, grape tomatoes, mix of marinara and alfredo, cheese, more cheese, finished with parm, balsamic glaze, and parsley.

My favorite weather phenomenon on planet Earth is this weirdly frequent thing where Houston, TX decides to kamehameha a bunch of massive rainstorms at Memphis, TN specifically on days I need to buy groceries.

I made us chicken parm but forgot to take pictures so just imagine it looked really really good.

Send that risky DM.

Reach.

Let's shoot our other foot, shall we

Not sure who needs to hear this, but learn the Luigi Lesson: don't keep your fake ID and murder weapon on your person after doing the deed. Ridiculous that this needs to be said.

High effort General Tso's, low effort photo.

Robots.txt files should be legally binding and enforceable.

My gf found this broken, ugly, wobbly, actual literal hourglass being thrown out. I tightened it up, wrapped the sides and top/bottom in new wood vinyl, put little rubber feet on both sides, sanded down the real wood, and stained it. New side table in the front room.

"Do you have any games on your phone?"

Date night chicken parm

Wait can we post videos here now? Sick.

7 yards, stock (original subcompact, no upgrades or attachments) Sig P365 9mm. Not thrilled with my performance. Out of practice.

Facing his nemesis before battle

It's just an okay Friday.

Tweedle Deirdre // Tweedle Dumbass

Shame the Fremen elected this "Muad'dib" terrorist as their leader. That's why the Harkonnens have to missile strike their rock tunnels. The Fremen are using human shields. It's self defense! The Fremen should consider protesting peacefully instead of aiding Maud'dib.

Breakfast for lunch.

[Bene Gesserit voice] Per my last email...

I'm the joke police. I'm not here to cancel you, that's not what police do. I'm here to arrest you for telling a bad joke, and to shoot your dog.

Do you have any games on your phone

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