People who think of other people as disposable employees are also more likely to define themselves as having Imposter Syndrome before they've actually achieved anything and there is a word for them... ...it's twat..!!

Today, I was in Whitley Bay and bought a crochet #coffee cup for £15... Yes, I know I was robbed but now I have a crochet coffee cup and that could actually be fucking priceless..!!

The table you're sitting at makes a noise... you just have to know how to record it..! #ExperimentalMusic Or..? Just play the blues... (again)

Imagine if terrorists took over #Trump Tower and the only way to pacify them was to let them keep the top 4 floors...

My own personal record label id going badly... can't imagine why.... ...perhaps, I shouldn't be on it..?!

Just imagine, for a moment... ...if you spent as much time on your final musical output as you did your artwork... #SoShootMe

My new favourite word is 'puffling'... a baby puffin. I will now also be using 'dogling', 'catling' cowling' and 'sheepling'

I like cheese. I can't explain why I like cheese but, I can't walk past a piece of cheese without trying to eat it.. ...I approach my music production in a similar way to my liking of cheese. #ExperimentalMusic

The problem I have with putting music on vinyl is that I mix for digital output and any pops crackers and hisses, because I don't know how to mix and master for vinyl (theory? Sure... never tried to) might just sound like part of the composition. Maybe that's not an issue at all #ExperimentalMusic

I haven't seen the #Epstein files, so... ...this leaves me in a position of relying on 3rd party 'media' outlets and/or other users to let me know what's in them. So... You'll have to forgive me for not posting this shit all over my fucking feed like I know the fucking truth..!!!

You no longer remember where you went, what you looked at or what you said... ...because your phone does all that for you. And people are worried about ID cards..?!

Really..? You chose that album for that..?!

I have to admit, the new vocal synthesiser in #Cubase 15 is pretty terrifying... ...who knew I could sing, eh?

Let's be frank here... the only thing the indie music scene needs to offer it a bit of a boost is another pandemic.

A #spider just fell in my #wine. I did get it out safely and put it onto some kitchen paper... whereupon, it actually seemed to shake itself, flip me the finger and stagger off across the counter-top. #FoodAndDrink

If you have it within your power to credit someone with something they did for you... not only are you preventing them getting more to do, you're generally just being a bit of a cunt..!!

Sell me your latest album as something I should listen to... whilst I still have a copy of Drunken Forest by Death Ambient on CD You're original... right..? Tip: If you don't describe your music to me, I won't even click the link... I probably don't know who the fuck you are....

In the most recent of my audio renderings that I refer to as 'music', I have been using quantum theory... ...or have I..?! #ExperimentalMusic

Supermarket self-service check-outs... ...built by people who can see well for people who can see well..!!

I've been revisiting some of my older stuff and... for the record... Low Yield Mushroom is not about any kind of fungus..!

I'm a very different 'musician' now than I was a few years ago... ...less enthusiastic for guttural anger noises and more just beaten down by the proliferation of humdrum, two dimensional, so called 'protest' music spamming the fuck out of my feed. Thank you?

I don't believe people when they say they left Twitter on moral grounds... why..? A lot of them are still on there and many are actually still active..! And really... engagement on here is utter shite..!! Yes, I still have a sock puppet on there

July 2022 Spacial Experiment www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj49... Take it or leave it...

I no longer get asked for favours because I'm redundant... in the light of alternatives. I get it, that's how the internet works... you buy the smell of roses, piss on people, spray it and just come up again. Seriously though, listening to their recent output..? They still fucking need somebody.

For a while now, I have been struggling to clean a 'dirty' vocal audio... until... I decided to start removing the bits I didn't want over trying to extract the voice. The simple solutions are often the best and yet, the most elusive to a human brain.

Yes, this is me, plugging me... I do this occasionally. The 'Circles of Hell' album (2023) feels ancient now... this is the opening track... ad-lib upright bass, ad-lib synth and noise, some piano and a lot of recording noise with no gate. #ExperimentalMusic oneblindmouse.bandcamp.com/track/limbo

I can still recall a time when people, resistant to the notion that they were just creating content, creating content moaned bitterly about people creating content... ...and now look..!

Sorry but... I fail to see how anyone aggregating the praise of their 'friends' is pro #IndependentMusic... ...they're pro what they can do for themselves..! #WakeUp

The only difference in #UKLabour's welfare reform bill and #Reform's will be that Reform's will go unopposed by the backbenchers. Dig in people... Labour will usher in a new government and one we have never experience before. #SuckItUp

Too many people confusing the word 'fact' with the word 'supposition' and too many confusing 'news outlet' with 'TikTok'..!! #humans

Honestly..? Some of the emails I seem to remain subscribed to are plain and simple, hilarious..!

That reminds me... ...don't bother with merch.

My value as a musician has always lain in the capacity for je to disagree with you... ...now just try and grow the fuck up..!! #YourMum

I don't have to look too hard to find something very similar to what we, here, choose to describe as either 'original' or even 'groundbreaking'... Let's just satisfy ourselves with something like 'different to what I usually do' #IndependentMusic

Please... shut the fuck up about #Trump dying... What in the actual fuck are you using for your 'news'..?!

I still haven't opened this box I got through the mail. I know what's in it, pretty much, and am not yet in the mood...

Splitting a recording of a kitchen appliance by amplitude and putting it into a narrow(ish) stereo field... so, as you approach the speakers, the loudest elements of it are 1. out wide and then 2. centred... #ExperimentalMusic It beats just making another 'song' to flood our meagre space.

The #music industry will always create a 'success' story in order to make us believe we live in a meritocracy (we don't), are competent (we're not) and continue to create small pools of fodder so they can make money off our hopes. #SoShootMe

Sure... we're ignoring 'expert' promotional advice now because we're finally waking up to the notion that everyone's an 'expert' in promotion now but... ...still making lyric videos..!! #IndependentMusic

Things that make me sad... Artists 'signed' to an independent 'record label; that will use them as (this is what we're doing) padding to promote the artist they are entirely centric about... Good luck with that... And no, I won't get tired of this shit, even though I got a mug through the post.

I have #SocialMedia because... #discuss

It's not every day get to make an audio bus for a kitchen whisk... #ExperimentalMusic #Frind

I am unable not express my support for Palestinians suffering at the hands of a brutal, murderous and paranoid regime... because the UK government might throw me in jail for 14 years as a terrorist supporting a proscribed group. For the record... I do not support Hamas, Hezbollah or Israel..!!

#IndependentMusicians... serious question. Are you charging market value for your music... and why..?

!0 minutes extra time going to become the norm for #LiverpoolFC now... when they're not ahead..? Oh yeah... and before I forget... Fuck you, Isak..!!!!

Last time I looked, lo-fi referred to the equipment you record to... not recording to modern digital badly.

The 'expert' advice these days seems to be... "don't listen to experts." Sorted..!

And... therein lies the problem... this man doesn't have to... www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWh4...

Well, there's a box of stuff I genuinely wasn't expecting to get through the post... #LL