So much opportunity within the Casablanca Cinematic Universe.

Do I look like I'm fucking joking. It makes Citizen Cane look like Citizen Shit.

by age 35 you should be in at least three secret societies

J'ai inventé un nouveau détecteur de nonce et il fait beep beep beep

Favorit movi aktor: Bred Pit

Video Essayists were a lay priesthood common to the late American empire, whose primary function was to classify Toys as either ruined by woke, or secretly leftist.

Foreign editor of le pedophile raciste for 5 years

Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account

I believe I just saw someone being referred to as an "ethnomasochist" in a flame war under a piece of erotic artwork. I fucking love the Internet man

Racist European tourist asks US black nationalist "ok but where are you from ORIGINALLY", the funniest argument of all time commences

Everyone with real power is either a liar or a hypocrite, and the mistake a lot of half-clever people make is both thinking that this is a profound realization, and that there is no difference. Nothing matters more than the difference between a liar and hypocrite.

God got the wrong fat New Yorker. Thoughts and Prayers for America's favorite cuz-nuzzler to recover from the deep-state hit

What are geodes but nature's gacha

I find a computer indispensable

Maslow’s hierarchy of WEED

Two thoughts I had while talking history with a guy I met: 1) Interesting how all of modern British nationalism is for, but often quite lukewarm on the monarchy 2) I've never seen a republican nationalist, but I'm sure there must be some

Started reading the 5th book in the book series because waiting for SLOW HORSES got too much, and it's paying off so far: The written word is far better at conveying the intricacies of the Rodmeisters character than the biased camera

Just saw someone (apparently in earnest) use the phrase "European Accent" to describe someone's accent and I am barely keeping it together

No cheating, post your lock screen

The fat fuck can't help himself can he?

28 Years Later is one of the best films I've ever seen. It's one of the great family movies kids need to see, they make England look nice, the Swedish fuckboy is my spirit animal, and the big zombie dude has the fattest hog I've seen outside of my DMs

I have a sneaking suspicion that things like the Thermian Argument happen primarily because people can in fact have radically different ways of engaging with fiction to the point that discussion of it becomes kind of impossible, and I'm not entirely sure how to feel about that

Annoying Orange in Chief reports that the US managed to talk India and Pakistan into an immediate ceasefire. The Pax Americana appears to still be worth something.

It fucking sucks that I have to keep dodging spoilers for Sinners because I desperately want to see it, but I can't find a good version of it online and no cinema near me will show a version that isn't dubbed. Seriously, THUNDERBOLTS gets a showing of the original version, but not this? Unacceptable

Heretic (2024) and the fundamental nature of religion I recently watched the movie Heretic, released on November 8, 2024, written and directed by Scott Beck and Bryan Woods, starring Hugh Grant, Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East, and distributed by renowned indie publishing house A24. As for my…

2:40 am. Just finished watching Heretic (2024). The Essay stands at 1000 words and I'm nearly done with the introduction. Need to find a place that sells Red Bull within walking distance.

I image that the way people in late 2001 felt about "Terrorist attack on the WTC" jokes in pop culture brought on by the 1993 bombing was exactly identical to the way I felt when I rewatched Hellsing Ultimate Abridged last week, completely forgetting the "America is imploding" gag in Episode 6

There is a lot of things you can say about Activision, in their time as an independent studio and now, but you do have to admire the balls necessary to just reuse a cutscene from MW2 one-to-fucking-one in the COD Ghosts opening. Outstanding work.