If you smell cinnamon and cranberries, I’m making something. Another festive Meowing Monday! Meow.

FORMAL NOTICE: Your Ministry tech team requests that senior Clergy members leading Mass kindly refrain from “mic-drop moments” as the equipment is costly to replace. Neither Cardinals, Papas, nor Fraters are currently exempt from this new rule. Thank you!

there’s gonna be some banging leftover turkey sandwiches tomorrow let me tell you that

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Snoopy Balloon from the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade!

*The moment @suorria.bsky.social’s room is vacant, a sneaky fox slips inside, leaving behind a basket of goodies on the desk. The blanket, apron, and oven gloves are all folded neatly, the card in its envelope placed on top.*

It’s Guy Fawkes Night! I’m lighting the fire pit. >:)

orange again for autumn :-)

*A piece of paper has been anonymously pinned to the bulletin board in the hallway near the Papal offices. It appears to have been drawn in crayon.*

Will not be apologising for the person I’m going to become RE: Muppets making a real comeback. You have till 2026 to prepare yourselves.

• Update in lore 2024 to present • After her secret admirer becomes her ‘protector’ against the Clergy and becomes engaged, she gets humiliated by him & she breaks things off the after 4 mo She’s then preoccupied not knowing it’s the same person as before—the fall is harder the 2nd time, they say

why

enjoy the last remnants of summer while you can btw cause im starting Halloween tomorrow

I felt a slight breeze this morning. I can’t wait for the cozy months.

thank you @saradrewitt.bsky.social for the most GORGEOUS depiction of a ghoulified Lyra I could have asked for 💓🩷💞💕💖💝💗

can I come over and look at you like this it’s foxy friday and I’ll be sad if you say no

my hour of darkness has lasted at least two years so far

if i were a raccoon i’d rummage through your trash can

is it a coincidence that national girlfriend day is also foxy friday I think NOT

Happy Foxy Friday and Happy National Girlfriend Day to all who celebrate 🥀

ITS COMING HOME ⚽️⚽️⚽️🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ozzy Osbourne!

This is me if you even care