Musical comedies= 😃 Comedy musicians= 😫

Okay this is out of hand now. Poor people going hungry is one thing, but now Taylor Swift cant private jet anywhere she wants. This is inhumane.

Some little girls grew up dreaming of a prince that would give them the library from beauty & the beast. I always dreamed of having the conservatory from clue... And murder!

Reasons to be patriotic- Jazz, Sourdough, cinema, coffee, surfing, rock&roll, corn dogs, peppers& tubers, corny shit, "Okay", BBQ, basketball, Dolly Parton, Beyonce, burger restaurants, Broadway, RBG, pizza& wings, leaning, denim fashion, pit bulls! Australian Shepherds (lookitup) huge portions, etc

Typical Portland terrorist dance party. #boneym #rasputin #nokings @50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org

For anyone who missed the fun. #nokings #portland @50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org

I think method man should sue

What if social media apps displayed your daily usage time every time you posted. I feel like it would help everyone. Like. People with high hours would be ignored, as they should be. Because they aren't real people anymore.

Tiktok:genz:: Facebook:boomers By this I mean Russian influencing of elections on Trump's behalf.

Everyone knows Capricorns are the superior zodiac sign. We are the GOAT after all.

If I had chalk thrown at me by my teacher in school does that make me genx? Because we had chalk?

I will never understand people's incredulity at Christians support of trump. Have you READ the source material? Match made in heaven. So to speak.

There are too many well meaning people posting nonsense and misinformation right now. It a big day for not fact checking.

Are they wildfires still? Aren't the urbanfires?

What does it mean when yr ex texts a koala emoji? Do I have Chlamydia!?

Shit. No one tell trump Americas are actually named after an Italian guy or he will put his own name on this shit so fast...

I think the most important take away from all this Greenland business is that these psychos are ALL IN on climate change.

Why don't i get any porn bots? ☹️

Alexa? Ask Siri why she's not talking to me.

Happy birthday to me...🫤 Worst birthday day ever.

Woah. In Canada you can get rid of your leader by just being mad at them. Dude just... Took the hint? Crazy.

Wait. So small tampons have L on them and large tampons have S? Why didn't I ever notice how stupid that was until now?

If you could calculate the server space required to maintain all posts across all platforms about climate change, would we discover talking about climate change online is accelerating it? Quite possibly. whoops.

*scrolling through AppleTV "My Thic Quest... Hey now. Intriguing. what's that about - oh wait. Mythic. Right. Never mind." *Scrolls on

And while I'm thinking about middle school I would also like to have a discussion on how Ludacris still looks EXACTLY how he looked when I was in the 6th grade...

Huge chunky shoes are a young person's game. My ankles still haven't recovered from middle school when they were last trendy. Those fuckin Dr Martin sandles...

Happy new year skeeters. One of my favorite random bridge signs. Feels significant right now...

40+ years ago publisher puts dust jacket on book to protec1t it. 40+ years later I remove deteriorating dust jacket to protect it from the book.

A "failed welfare state" isn't really possible... How can a failed state afford welfare programs? Why do I keep hearing those words together?

INTERACTIVE ADS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! Sorry I yelled at you. I'm just mad about it.

Jimmy Carter was an AMAZING writer btw. Of all the memoirs actually written by presidents themselves, it is by far the best. Sorry Obama. Also good. But Jimmy Carter was good at literally* everything.

I've cooked for men I should have poisoned. So...yes...I have self control.

Every time Trump is president a virus mutates to try and kill us all. It's not a subtle hint people.

Donald Trump IS the leader Ayn Rand said women would be.

Was Boy George saying he only loved people who wear Gucci? "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green" And that he dreams of Gucci?

Laura loomer is having a very public epiphany. She joined a male chauvinist cult that was never going to include her. Duh.

I just found out saving things to a file called "the cloud" isn't what everyone else is doing...

Elon musk hasn't even been to space y'know. It's too bad. Maybe he could be stuck on a space station for months and give the world a break.

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Therapy is great. It has taught me that bad things don't happen to me BECAUSE I'm a horrible person. It's just that, I'm a horrible person BECAUSE bad things happened to me. The distinction is important... For some reason.

Dr Watson has his feelings

My birthday is January 6th. For the last four years I kept joking that at least I know that my worst birthday ever was over with ... I just realized I tempted fate. This one will be to much worse. I wanna trade for the other one.😫

"Ernest Hemingway" - Toxic Masculinity

You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"

Why did they have to be on the same day this year? Jesus fucking Christ.