I've been using a Surface Laptop for a couple days now and I have to say, I really like the build quality, but Windows 11? Really?

board games are so slow

I need a routine where I just drive out to the middle of nowhere and just start screaming, so I don't do it when people are around

if we're not supposed to pick our noses then why is my finger the perfect- oh oh it's bleeding now... OH

Wait wouldn't subpar be a good thing? Par, a golf thing, is the average score of a hole. The objective is to make as few strokes as possible. hm.

figure I might start writing down my thoughts here again. I have a car now so that's cool.

goodnight, sweet chariot.

walked to McDonald's. got a coffee. it's 20°

Has anyone thought about mixing "The Part Where He Kills You" with "D.J. Music Man"?

I need to fix my sleep schedule, badly

You know what? Screw you, 🧙‍♂️ I CAST 🧙‍♂️ ⚡⚡MICROFIBER BATH TOWELS⚡⚡