I would have 10 stars by now if I didn't have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome.

Finally, I can be a Cute Dynamo

Maybe I'm not a washed up old man after all

New video! Recent Takoroka X matches with Starz Dynamo. Defensive and supportive style gameplay fully utilizing point sensors to help my teammates and frustrate my opponents 😉 Enjoy youtu.be/n-Eo5Tna_ZU

Would you still "booyah" me if I was a worm?

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Did my score decay because I haven't played TC in 1 million years? I actually felt bad because the next 3 wins in a row were completely unfair matches.

My employer told that my restrictions accommodation has been approved. This means that they found a position for me to do. I'm excited but also scared because I hope it's something that I will be able to do. I haven't worked in 3 years. It would be so nice to have purpose again.

5⭐️Starz Dynamo Roller🥳

If there's one thing I've learned fighting brellas, it's that they will usually lower their shield to move and attack, thinking you will swing again.

Why are you running?

I'm not gonna sugar coat it. This is the hottest play I've made in a long time🔥

My Best Buy had a lot in stock this morning I’m ready for Splatoon 4 and Raiders

Making Starz Dynamo look like Splatoon 1 Dynamo

hehe🤭

Thoughtz on Starz Dynamo 🎙️💬

The 4th kill had a slight delay

Just in case any chargers haven't noticed these tiny spaces yet. They really stayed true to the fine details of the map. Rare footage of me playing another weapon 👀

Very Dynamo

Man, stop lying.

So I found myself alone. Anyway, so I started swingin'

Coming for that Takoroka crown

Apologies to any opponents I may have squid bagged recently. Constantly fighting S-Blast has made me salty/toxic 😔✌️

Every .96 Gal user about to main this shirt 🐆

Start collecting your weapon tickets

There she is

Why is Nintendo so afraid to give Dynamo Roller the damage it had in Splatoon 2 when it had access to MPU? Painbrush is basically a better Dynamo at this point. Dynamo feels so impossible to play right now.

Sometimes, Chumps just do things

New personal best! 🥳 Why did I keep winning on Lemuria Hub? 🤔

Sorry it's been a while~ Here are some of my recent Takoroka Division X matches around 2500XP range. Defensive/Supportive playstyle with Gold Dynamo Watch here: youtu.be/UYZWm7rcT5M

Wow, 10 years of Splatoon already? Also that means 10 years of being a dynamo roller main? Where has the time gone? Thanks to Splatoon, I’ve had many great memories and made friends with people from all over the world. Here’s to many more memories and moments with friends 🥳

For someone who can’t play very often, I seem to still be pretty strong 💪🏻

One of the worst things about dealing with this EDS chronic pain is rarely communicating with friends because using technology is painful. It makes you feel like you don’t exist anymore.

Hello

No changes to Dynamo Roller or Super Chumps. Man. en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...

This clip titled, "popping off" showed up from 5 years ago today. Man, I miss streaming Splatoon 😔 I really did pop off though. That aim was crispy.

I uploaded a new YouTube video of some previous X matches~ In this one I play Gold Dynamo focused mostly on defense/support. They're replays, but I want to record matches when it's easier. The dream is to eventually live stream again. Until then, enjoy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt7r...

I had a little bit of good luck thanks to Rachelski~

The type of surgery I had was for a pilonidal cyst that came back after 8 years, so this has basically been me every day post surgery.

Dynamo aimbot(except the 3rd, shhh. I thought they were on the sponge trying to get away)

Post surgery pain has been so unbearable. Sitting and sleeping is very difficult and uncomfortable. So even if I want to try and relax, I can't. One day at a time. It hasn't even been a week yet 😢 Splatoon has been a nice distraction here and there.

I made it

It shouldn't be anything to worry about, but I'm having surgery done tomorrow. It's for something that I thought was fixed 7+ years ago, but it's become a problem again recently 😵‍💫I just hope the recovery isn't too annoying. If I'm inactive, this is why.

If there's one thing Dynamo is good at, it's this:

I've lost 7lbs of depression weight, and most of it is thanks to this. I'll take this over a treadmill any day. The other part is eating less. As they say, "abs are made in the kitchen."

Couldn't finish the 3rd target, so the 4th player gave me a freebie.

I missed. Dynamo is a funny weapon.

Well, the good news is my doctor doesn't want me to have surgery. They want me to try physical therapy to relieve pressure off of my nerves if possible. Then get ultrasounds around my elbow.

I got my test results from the Cleveland Clinic. I tested positive for ATOS in my left arm. Seems like surgery is the only answer. "Arterial thoracic outlet syndrome is the most dangerous type of thoracic outlet syndrome. Without treatment, ATOS can cause severe blood clots in your arteries."

I was lucky enough to be gifted a keychain and some stickers from @cephalorock.bsky.social ! The keychain is double-sided and some of the stickers are holographic! I am happy to add it to my keychain collection☺️ thank you so much! Very cool! You can get it here! ➡️ www.etsy.com/listing/1810...